THE OREGON MIST. U. 8. and County Offlrtal Paper. SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. Aa IoslrtMit ChKr-Mii.Ti.il or Indlaa 8a. pr-mltloa A .itwNl frlo. A jrountc tqnaw Hoeing from tho ad vancing Sioux reached the Inelosure nnronod by halt a core of painted ilovlln. their hand tilrmufv xookinff with Pnwnoo gore, writes a Now York Tribune corvcfinonilenl. Seuinjr escape Impossible, nha full lint on tbo gronud and pulled her blanket over her head a niirlit of the descending blow. It came from a tomahawk that glanced oft her aknll without penetrating it. The whites wore within a few rods, fir ing as tliov rau, and one of tho Sioux braves fell." shot dead, beside tho pros tmto woninn. Another, however. jerked tho blanket from her bleeding head, aud with hasto born or fear cut mn ml and cruellv lifted her scalp. she was conscious" all the time, but never uttering a sound. Ihe savage fled with his bloody trophy to regain his comrades. The troops came to Ihe roscuo of the sadly outnumbered Paw tines, and together tliev succeeded in minim? the Sioux to rout. When tin, iimi in subsided the wounded squaw was boruo iuto the mission hospital and ber injuries dressed. In spite of the scalping she bade fair to recover. Strange to relate, however, her friend i . 1. I - .. wiliiAlntinn in lint1 MW crivimr medical treatment, claiming HI1UVUU n L1V IUIWVIUH.V w ..w. . v that according to all Indian precept and example a scalped person should bo dead, and her recovery would only hring "bail niedieiiie" to tier iriue. Tho woman acquiesced iu this opinion. and cxprossetl perfect willioguess to le saciiueeu to tne nucieni' customs. The next nioniiu'' the squaw's cot was empty aud tho patient uowbere to be found. Two days later some troopers hunt ing a stray liorso ou the rivor bank, miles awar. wore startled to hear groans coming from a neigliboriu" thicket. Thinkinsrthat some wounded Sioux had been abandoned to die. they canliooslr approached. There, buried ail but her face in the drifting sand, was the seal mil sanaw. still alive and conscious. They dug her out and brought her back to the mis3iou, thor- ntishlr cured of her williugness to die. She told how she had been stolen from thu hospital by her owu family and buried by the' river batik. She now wanted to live, and a close watch was kept to prevent her being again offered as a victim to savage superstition. Once afterward, when walking in the yard, she was spirited away by the Pawuees and hidden in a tepee, that wheu night full she might be buried more securely. Again she was re stored to the mission, and, upon strong threats of military vengeance should anything occur to her iu future, the poor creature was allowed by her tribe to live out tho remainder of her days She Wouldn't Wash IHiga. A curious case of especial interest to chlerlv spinsters and lovers of house nets fs shortly lo couio before the Itorlin courts. A young womau was engaged as companion lo an elderly lady at staled wages, but ran away from her place two days after entering service. Her mistress procured her arrest uuiler the law that a servant must give due notice before leaving her situation; but tiie ixilice, nflcr hearing the girl's statement, lold the lady that she could not compel the girl "to return, and could only claim damages in the civil court. For the girl stated, and her state ments have been proved true, that on entering the lady's flat four immense dogs jumped at her, although they did not do her any harm. Iu the next room another big dog, with a litter of pups, met her gaze, while the third room was tenanted by at least three dozen different varieties of birds. The kitchen of the old lady was given over lo the cats.and the girl's sleeping room was converted into a temporary hospital for invalid members of the animal world. "Tho old lady," said the girl, "was very kind to me, out as my dunes con sistvd in wasbiusr all the dogs daily, and I bad to share uiv bed with half a tlo7.cn dogs and cats, I was obliged to ruu away to avoid sickness." Curing a Cold. "" To eet rid of a cold, says The Ladies Home Journal, send to the druggist for mixture containing sulphate of atro pia one two hundred aud fortieth of a tfiaiu; bi-snlphate of quinine two grains, and Fowler's" solution, Ave drops, to each dose. Take a dose onco in two hours for three or four times, or until the throat begins to feel slightly dry. If this does not entirely relieve the symptoms, repeat the treat ment the next day. Copy this pre scription carefully, ana use it wun care as some of the ingredients are K)isouous. There is no danger in us ing it if the directions are followed ex actly. Before going to bed take a warm bath. The next morning sponge the body rapidly with tepid water, rubbing it hard until the blood circu lates quickly and the skin is in a glow. Take more exercise than usual, aujl do not sit in a hot room with the windows shut. Mix a teaspoonful of cream of tartar in a tumblerful of water and drink it during the day. If there is constipation take a gentle laxative, as a rhubarb pill. It is very important that all the avenues of the body for carrying off waste matter should be wide open. A Story of Joati Billing. A few years ago, riding up town in a Madison Avenue car, I was seated opposite the gentleman who is best re membered as Josh Billings. The rear platform was somewhat crowded, and in the course of our ride one of the passengers stepped off and on several times, in order to assist the lady passen gers. Finally, when the car was just comfortably tilled, and the courteous foutleman bad taken his seat inside, os!i Billings, seeing an opportunity for a joke, beckoned to the conductor, aud pointing to the stranger, said, "IJoii't you charge for every ride on this vm V .l'osi sir." answered he. -''"ii.. jiye sec t18t ieQVf get . six times, and you have col- . J-.nl v ina u a fV.,., him ) Hn. , riprlety and Frugality in Drew. , rty has started by woman 'c'ul pork! n in New'York. it r i he advancement of pro frtjjriility in dress.' A black n by "the pastor of the )t)!i the soeiuty -originated. 't.'ies 19 w aroiitea tne C end. sleeveless bodice, useless iiiuimiug. A Oenth In tho Hush. The hut wm built of bark nd shrunken And wore tho marks of many rains, and snowed . ... Tlrjr tin w whorrln had kept ml nestled toll inrwv..r, rtmiHi urn y,v Were loft the lrk f ! fortwt tires, ni y,,u iimj - , ii.-i.i .... .... ....... .- t)t every elder of the native woods. For, ere (he early setllert came ami Mocked These wilds Willi sheep and kino, tho gniMK ba ,t ,hv tv,k thn iuimIii nlltrrtm tn And whelmed him, like a ruunuut sua, from sight And therefore, through tho fiercer 'summer months. . While all ihe swamps were rot Ion, while tho nuts ... Were baked and broken, when tho olayoy Tawlved wide, half choked with drtricd herb- Pponwiioous names would burst from thence, and moo Across tho prairies alt day lig. Prom thence a cattle truck, with link to link. Ran off mmiiist the nsh-pools, to tho imp. Which avi you leo to face wlih gleaming Of broad Oram wimllnsr in smmiir II luck, barren ridires whore tho nether purs Are fenced ultoul by cotton scrub, and (trass liiue bitten with tiie salt or many dmii?hta. Kendall. TRUE IOVK UKWAKDKl). A young girl stood at the door of a vino-wreathed cottage, in Germany, listening for her lover's steps She made a pretty picture, with her wist ful bluo eyes", her tanglo of yellow curls, and her fair oval face, delicate as a wild anemone in its coloring. Suddenly she sprang forward. "Oh, Conrad! arc you hero at lastf But what is tho matter?" as a glance at his troubled face startled ber. "Z'ma," said Conrad slowly, "my name was almost tho tirst drawn. 1 havo come to bid you good-bye until tho war is over." Zina grew very whilo as she listened but a look of pritlo came into her eyes after a moment. "Oh, Courad! it is glorious to light for one's country. I wish I were a man, I would go, too! But what will your poor mother do without jou?'1 "I shall expect my littlo Zina' to comfort her iu my absence, and to seo that she lacks nothing," answered Conrad, with a struggle to speak calmly. It would not do to waste tho flying moments of this last precious inter view in futile regrets; and though his heart was sort at the thought of part ing with those he loved so well, he went on cheerfully: "My mother will bo well oft". See!" And he drew a purse, tilled with silver pieces, from his iKK'ket and showed them to Zina. "1 havo some month's pav in advance, so as to leave her comfortable as regards money." The parting drew near ou the wings of inexorable time, and the lovers had but a brief few minutes left. With a voice choked with tears, Zina said: "Whatever happens, I kuow that you will be true to your king and coun try and to me. If you die, it w ill be the death of a brave man, and I will live as faithful to your memory as though I were your widow." Their lips met in a long lingering kiss, then Zina was alone. Her heart was heavy. God alone could know what the future held in store for her that mysterious, implacable, unpity ing future whose threshold her falter ing feet were even now hesitating to cross. Zina's beauty and gentleness had proved attractive to another besides Conrad, lleinrich Allmanhad lost his heart the first liiii'i he set eyes upon her sweet face. But she w as already promised to Conrad, so that his suit was in vain. He was glad at heart when his rival had thus suddenly been taken out of his way; but he disguised the ungenerous feeling, and came lo tho cottage now and then with news of tho army-movements," suro of thus winning Zina's eager iutcrcrted atten tion. "Who knows," he thought, "Conrad may be shot, and if I gain Zina's con fidence and friendship, when the re bound from sorrow comes, then will be my chance. I may win the wife I covet after all." Thus he nursed the seliish hope based upon another's downfall; and by allowing himself to covet Zina's love, while knowing it belonged to Conrad, paved the way for a nature, naturally noble and free from artifice, to become ripe for an underhand actiou when the opportunity came. Several preliminary skirmishes had taken place before the sanguinary bat tle which caused all hearts to thrill with excitement and anxiety, as the accounts were flashed over the wires for the papers to print Heinrich's cousin was a telegraph operator, and as he was quick to learn, .lleinrich picked up a knowledge of the art, aud in busy times rendered himself of great use in lue omcc, ouen oeing unuusiuu with the reception of an importantdis- patcn, and its preparation lor me morning journal. One day he came t ) Zina witli a re port ready to print With an appear ance of deep sympathy be called her asiuo and snoweu net-an ueiu wniuii for her sake he would like to suppress, but could not. "One thing I can do out of friend ship," he said. "I can keep the name out of print In tne nurry no one win notice the omission. Zina grew verv white as she read. Then she turned to lleinrich. "It is not my Conrad," she ex claimed. "Hois no coward! He is brave as true." lleinrich smiled sadly. "Poor littlo Zina," he said softly; "I do not wonder tiiat you hesitate to believe it But I fear it is our Con rad. ' -It is nothinz so very dreadful, The bravest are apt to be stricken with fear in the midst of tattling shot nnd bursting bomb-shells. "Do hot sav what is not true," an iwered Zina indiirnaiitlv; "the brave man is always brave; he could not be a coward for a moment. Heinrich's eyes shone at her de cided words. "No," he said, with a pretense at indifference, "then, if it prove to le Conrad, yon think he is a natunfl pol troon, not an accidental one? I did not believe you had it iu your heart to lie so harsu, and to one lviioni you nave loved well enough ' to promise to marry. Zina faced him with an angry light flashing from the blue eyes, usually so en I, ii and gentle in their expression. "liavo loved, oitl von sav r wnoin x ao jove, anu win iove uhi.ii i uik. Do not mention his namo to me again in that light Yoir can do as you choose publish liixi in his native place and disgrace him, but I tell you it is false. My Conrad is no coward," , "Time will prove," answerud llein rich. "But for your sake it shall not go into print" , ' - Still, as the time passed, r,n, and no news came from Conrad, gradually it became whisjicrcd about among the. a , , .'li t f.l!,. towspeoplu thai In sumo way ho had boon disgraced. Tho reports reached tho cars of Zina's patimts, and they questioned hur about thorn, giving Lleinrich as thuir authority, say iugi "H is all very well for yon to linva faith in him, but no one ulso has, and tho sooner you turn your thoughts from tho unworthy ono who has dis graced his namo the butter. There Is ono, even now, who Is dying for a favorable look from your eyes, and ho wouiu ou a iiuu uiiui'u, wui Ziim's mother was tho spokeswoman, but she expressed her good man's opin ion also; and poor Ziutk's homo comfort was, from this time, completely de stroyed between her mother's garru lous advocacy of lloinrich's now open ly declared suit, and her virulent do liuucuttions of her lover. At last, nearly crazed by tho con stant strain upon her mind, Zina made a sudden rcsolvo. Sho would leave homo secretly, and go and offer her self as a nurso for tho wounded sol diers, and thus by relieving the suf ferings of others "mitigate her own an guish. Had Conrad's mother been living, Zina would not have had tho heart to go, for tho lonely old woman had boon dependent on her for many kindly ser vices. But about a week after Con rail's departure sho was found ono morning apparently iu a deep sleep, so peaceful and quiet that at first Zina hesitated to disturb her; but it was I ho slumber that knows no waking. The death-angel hail laid his hand so tenderly upon her brow that nil tho lines drawn upon It by years of toil and sorrow had vanished, and tho worn face seemed to wear a look of tho eternal youth which had come to her freed spirit Great consternation prevailed in Uio household when Zina was found to bo missing. As often happens, when it was too lato to change) their course of action, Zina's parents regretted their harshness. lleiiirieh. too. felt the pangs of sor row and of unavailing retnorso as he saw how useless his plotting had proved, and that it had brought misery to thu girl ho loved. Ho found that a true heart will be still true, though tho object of affection bo faulty; that to liato tne sin is not necissariiy to naio the sinner. As Zina started out alone mid un protected on her tedious pilgrimage, oftentimes her heart throbbed with fear as she met and passed groups til rough-looking men. Hut her chosen garb of a Sister of Charity proved a most effectual safeguard. Tho most rude and reckless respected its saucti tv. and made no attempt to gazo at the face sheltered in its sombre hood. When about three day's journey from home she came upon a temporary hospital which had been fitted up for the accommodation of the wounded soldiers. Hero she proffered her scr vi':cs, which were gladly accepted. She was takeu at once into the ranks of nurses, for the supply was far short of the demand. For days bIio worked faithfully among the poor fellows of one ward, binding up their wounds, and lending a sympathizing car to their messages for distant friends. Then she was changed to a different ward. As she entered it and glanced pityingly around, what was her sur prise to sec Conrad's face lying pale and disfigured upon one of the snowy pillows. Sho gavo an involuntary cry, and started forward. Mingled" with her sorrow at sight of a ghastly wound which stretched across ono check and extended to tho temple, wan a surging tide of joy at the thought that here was evidence to prove that her coiilidenco had not been misplaced. Xo coward could carry a mark like that. He had received it face to face with ins ioc. And conspicuous from its bright-col ored ribbon, 5 decoration lay upon his breast. Zina recognized it to oe like the one worn by an aged veteran at home, who had won it by bravery which had caused him to bo ever after incapacitated from active duty, but which bad made him the one person in the place sought out by visitors of not ability. Ulten nau nor tiny lingers touch tho old man's precious badge reverently and admiringly, and Con rad wore one. With the speed of light these tliotigiils anil conclusions iiasuuu through her mind as she stood beside his bed. Suddenly his eyes opened and turned toward her. "Oh, Conrad! "she murmured, sink ing upon her knees besido him. "1 am here! Do you not know your own Zina?" for a wild fear had darted into her mind as she met his indifferent un meaning stare. Had lie been bereft of reason by that terrible wound? Kilt, no; lie knew tho voice anu pin forth a baud to grope aimlessly about. until it closed upon Zina's slender fin "era. 1 hen lie said: "Thank God that you havo como to me that I can hear you speak once more before 1 die! "Hon't talk of dying. I cannot bear it I have come to take such care of vou that vou will live, sobbed Zina. "I do not wish to live. Do you not sec that I am blind? It is better for me to die than to drag out a wretched burdensome existence." The girl bent and covered his hand with passional); kisses, "Blind or not, it matters littlo to me. so that you are alive. If you only could know how I have longed to see you." A gleam of pleasure shot athwart Courad H pale face. "Is it so, little one?" he said. Then, after a moment, 'he raised the decora tion gained at such a fearful price. "See, Zina. Kaiser William gave it to me with his own hand! But it was dearly won. 1 rushed between my general aud an uplifted sword iu the hands of an assassin just before the battle." "Noble, brave Conrad," whispered Zina. "You lire worthy of a better wife than poor nmo Aina. homo ricu titled lady will be asking you to marry hur. But I'll not givo you up." Her words had tho desired effect They brought smile to ber lover's face, and turned his thoughts from the morbid contemplation f bijf blind ness. From this tipio, under tho stimulus of hope and happiness, Conrad began to recover. To his groat Jov, as his strength increased, his eye began to discern the difference between light and darkness, ami after a Xituo his sight returned. Tho injury proved to bo confined to a temporary paralysis of the optie nerve from the shock of the dangerous blow. When the kind old Emperor William heard tho story of the reunited lovers ho sent his own chaplain to perform the wedding ceremony for them, and made thera a generous present of money sufficient to keep them in comfort d'r- in the rest of their lives, So Zina s faiUiful ove was rewarded aj laC Upon her return to her na, tlvo vitiligo" with her young husband, the Inhabitants greeted him with an enthusiastic welcome, mid bt'lght-fucod children strowod flowers muter tho feet of thu young huro whom all de lighted to honor. At llrst Hoinrich was wild with vexation at tho turu af fairs had taken. But when Conrad sought him out and extended thu hand of fellowship, saying, "Lot bygones bo bygones, old friend," his heart was melted, and overwhelmed with grief and shame tit tho part he had aeled, ho exclaimed: "Vou aro a noblo follow, Conrad! You uro worthy of Zina. May you be as happy us you deserve to bo." lie Didn't Want Any Sap. "You can cither beat a farmer as slick as grease or you can't beat him at all," said thu patutit hay folk man as wo were talking about his adventures iu tho rural regions. "That Is, ho Is either gullible or oversuspieiuus. Some will refuse a good thing and some will snap nt a swindle. 1 think I can Illus trate my declarations right hero, or lit least one of them. Thu man iu the sunt over thoro is a farmer." "I should say so." "Aud he's one of the sort who sus pects every strauger. Watch mo iry lilni." Ho took a cake of toilet soap from his satchel ami going over to the farmer saluted him iu a pleasant manner, and added: "I have a new make of soap here which I tun introducing lo thu public. It is wor'.h fifteen cents it cake, but I make the price only livo." "Don't want il." was the gruff reply. "Willi every cake goes a t' green, back, a gold bracelet tho deed of town lot in Kansas, a pocket knife, n pair of eye-glasses, aud a solid gold ring." 'Don't want 'cm, sir!" "As I want your opinion of tho soap I will givo it to you." "I won't take it! ' "But, sir, in order to Introduce it into your neighborhood I will give you 100 cakes free, and at thu same time leave livo watches and live deads to town lots." "Look-a-hcre!" shouted tho farmer ns ho jumped tip aud spat oil his bauds. "You go away from mo or I'll mash you! I'm ou lo your tricks, old man, and if you think you have picked up a hayseed, you nro barking up tho wrong ireo." And Ihe hay-fork mati had to move lively lo escape the blow levelled at hit nose. . Atntsluix the Voice. As the voice is the most delicate of instruments and ono which resents at once any abuse of its powers, be suro that you nro not misusing it, Emma C. Thursby says iu The Ladies' Jfnme Journal. It is tho easiest thing iu tho world to detect such misuse when it exists. After singiug for twenty minutes stop utid Sec if thero nro any feelings of wcarinuss or evidences of huskiuess about the throat. If thero arc. you are forciug your voice, and you will show your wisdom by not singing again un til you have learned how to use It properly. Some people learn naturally how to tiso the voice, while with others it is a matter of necessity that they shall be taught And ns there is no surer way io lose a voice ' than to abuse it, if you liud that it is not as easy for you to sing as to laugh, and if yon di'siru lo do anything iu the future with your voice, ceaso singing tin?;! you can secure il good teacher. It will not hurt your voice to remain unused, though, of course, early train ing and constant practice are most de sirable. If, however, you find that you are using voiir voice properly and lhal your efforts nro pleasing lo your friends, sing as olteu and as niticii in vour homo und in your-friend's par lors ns you please, remembering al ways that it is better to sing half-u-do.eu times a day for leu minutes at a lime, than onco for an hour. Never sing for a longer period lhau ten min utes, without resting. It is dangerous iu the extreme to tire Ihe voice, aud this evil will take prompt aud sure re venge by rougheuing its quality and spoiling jits natural sweetness. Misunderstanding. A great deal of tiuhiiiipiucss in home life comes from misunderstanding the people one lives with. Each of us is more or less affected by the pcrsoiial impression of a conversation, incident or episode. Tho way it strikes lis is very apt to push quilu out of Bight the way it may strike another. Iu con sequence wo misinterpret moods or at tribute to our kindred motives which have never occurred lo them. Tho quiet manner is taken to mean irrita tion when it is simply weariness, or the impulsive speech is supposed to spring from anger, when it may have ils origin from embarrassment or in indiscretion. At all events life would bo smoother in many a homo if every body would endeavor to understand his or her neighbor in the home, mid if everybody were taken at the best nnd not ul the worst valuation. Christian InUlliijcitixr. Wolf lloiioties In Minnesota. During the last six years Minnesota has paid $78,8:11 for wolf bounties. During certain mouths of the year tlio bounty is only T:J per scalp, during other months It is f". It is alleged that in certain coniilius certain per sons havo been iu tho habit of farming wolves, and also of keeping wolf cubs iu captivity during Ihe months when their scalps were worth only W until the $5 months come around. It is also alleged that wolf scalps have been im ported from other slates, nnd that generally shaking, the bounty system has been grossly abused. Australian Hallway. One of tho great feats of tho railway ngitieering of tho time is being per formed in, nonhnrn Queensland, A line is being constructed from Cairns to the tin mines of Horborlstown. It is costing $200,000 to $250,000 per mile. A wholo range of mountains hits to be crossed, aud the trains will pass over perilous precipices and yawning cluuins. . :. - Inscotn' flff ' ( The eyes of Insects are immovable, and many of thcui seem cut iuto a multituilc of facets, like the facets of a diamond. Each of these facets is sup posed to possess the powerm of a true eye; Leneuboeck counted 3,181 of them in tho cornea of a beetle, and over 8.000 in that of a common horsefly- Saturated with Nicotine.' : Tl,l l,n,lv r.f a Rnuainn IV ho died In McKcesport, Pa., a few days ago from Clgarcue SIllOKing, was louim w wo h vallnw us minitower because of the nicotine with which it was saturated VIRTUE REWARDED. ltuw a Tly Man lllod on Showing Ills (Irntltuda. A maif of middle niio and ralhor dis tinguished appearance found himself Iu n dilemma recently, which was probably moro amusing whon ho gut homo nud told his family about It than it was tu actual occurrence say the N. X. Sun. It was on. that sliigo whoro thero nro always players to bu found tho elevated train. Tho other actor was a uuiu whoso body mid mind were noithor in stable equilibrium, aud who just didn't know whether ho was iu tho best of tampon or iu the worst Ho stood unsteadily ou his foot near tho eminently respectable man, and tiually, as tho train went round a curve, gave a plunge that would hnvo landud him ou his face if tho other had not kindly put out an arm to catch him. This not brought down upon him n gratitude that was moro lhau ho hud bargained for. Straightening hf iself up. tho tipsv man looked grave ry nt thu other nud'sald: "I like yoiO' His friend nodded good-lmmorodly. "Yes, I llko you," ho woutouj "youVo a good fol low. I kuow a good fellow when I sco 'im. an' (pulling out a silver dollar) I'm golu' to give you this." "Oh, put up your dollar," said tho man, with a wave of tho baud. "I dou't want it." "But I want you to havo it." Insisted his grateful friend. "I say jrou'vo got to tuko it." "Aud I say I won't take it." said tho other, whilo all tho passengers began to watch tho proceedings with Inter est The half-drunken tunn was holding tho dollar in his open palm right iu the face of his rescuer. "Now, look here," ho said deliberate ly, "yotl'vo got to take this dollar, or you've got to tako a liekin.' Whim I go to give a man a dollar, he's got to tako it or I lick him." Tho othur pushed tho hand away soniuwlmt.rudu ly. whilo the orator stilt went on. "I like you, you're a good follow; but I'll lick you if you dou't tako this dollar." Thero were littlo cries from tho men seated near. "Fight it out!" said one. "Take his dollar! ' said several. The dignified man hesitated, whilo his grateful friend went on lepuatiug: "If you don't I'll lick you." rinally, with a very red faco and a .sheepish look, ho put out his hand and look, the dollar. He slipped it into thu out nidi, iineket of Ids eoat. while his friend murmured-with satisfaction: "You're a good fullow, you are. I can always tell good follow when I sea him." Thus was virluo rewarded. A new jersey Aeeoniiiiodatloii't riilu. Tho dare of old in which knights were bold havo passed, but fortunately tlio successors lo. somo of these old coves are occasionally lo be met with, even in t' ,so degenerate times. Somo littlo lilt since a pretty littlo Gerinau lowu girl sat in a bob-lail car, mid op posite her was a young man who made many apparent attempts to begin a llirta'liou. Next to tho young lady was an awkward looking youth, brawny and tall, who evidently lived on a farm in New Jersey. Ho observed the og ling of tlio man across the car for some niiu ii les, whilo his face assumed tm ex pression of great disgust Turning to tho young lady ho stammered: "lion't you want that fnlu to stop?" The young lady said sho did. The Jorsoyinan arose, and without further ado grasped the flirtatious youth by tho neck with one hand, yank d tho boll strap with tho other, opened Iho door, jammed the prisoner through it and as ho went out administered , a parting kick. Then tho farmer sat dow u ugaiu by the voung lady, murmuring: 'S-s-'s-sorry I il-d-didn't hcv A o-cage V a chain I'd cor liked ter t-t-t-tako it h-houie for a p-pct-i'iiaitAt I'resi. Facts A twin t Hailstones. It is the heavy blocks of ico which do tho greatest amount of diuuago, as naturally a lump weighing even an ounce is a formidable missile when it falls from a height of 1,000 feet When these falls are about to tako place ob. servers have reported that a peculiar rattling sound is heard in the ntuios phere.evidoutly from collision between these stones striking one another in their fall. A very careful observer, who was overtaken by ono of these falls in the Caucasus, near Tillis, states that it occurred immediately after mi ordinary hail shower.and that ho could see tho" successive showers marching over tho country, and not loud that be tween the last edge of tho falling hail and the front edgo of the falling see blocks thero was a distinct break, through which he could sen tho sun shiulug. It was on this particular occasion that the best specimens of crystal-bespangled hailstones have been recorded aud sketched, but others hare been reported from Natal and quite recently from l'hiladelphia. United States, on Oct 1, WM.LoiKjuMiit Miujar.iw. Abseiit-Mlmled. An amusing clrctimstnuco occurred at tho Contiuentul hotel recently, says tho Philadelphia- Inquirer, when a prominent railroad official, who re sides in the lntoruir of the stale, stop ped up to tho clerk's desk and, wrote John Blank "and wife." "Is your wife in tho ladies1 parlor?" asked the clerk, with a view of send ing nn escort to show her to tho apart ment ho had assigned them. "My wife?" said tho nrrival, with a bewildered air, as lie stood as if lost In reverie. "Why, my wife!" Then ho aroused and glanced about ai if ho wa looking for her. 'Why, my wife," be finally remarked, recovering himself "why, I declare, I left hor nt Atlantic City. We have bcon traveling together and I have become So accustomed tc registering her that I entirely forgot tlmt she was to stay at tho shore," There was a hoarty lough all around at tho expense of tho railroad man, in which he joined. Gracious, I would not let her know of this for anything," ho remarked as lie darted away to tho elevator. A Distinction. An English physician who Is a spe cialist on dyspepsia and all nffeclious of tho digeslivo organs has a Inrgo cliuntpltt among women. Aside from tho skill winch attracts hp has much of the taot which ! alsq necessary, if pno may judgo from a remark attributed to him. A suggestion that women were habitually uutrulhful elicited this correction. "I draw a distinoiion be tween inaccuracy and untruth. Women are often inaccurate because they are emotional. They describo sensations ralhor thnu relate facta, but this is a coustitutional not a moral fault." A farmer in Holt county, Kansas, hastiventy-8ix living children,-nil of wjiom are unmarried nud live at the homestead.' reAL.' If You Want Town or Farm Property, I lout or Li'iiso Pi-onert v (iAt.ii tm J. H. STINE, St. Helens, Oregon. EVERDING Fkdnt Stukkt, DKAUMtS IN ) Wheat, Oats and Mill Feed of all Kinds. HAY. SHINGLES, LIME, LAND PLASTER. SraafJCROCERIES. Which wo .Soil Clieui lor tVh. (iivo us it Call. EVERDING As FARRELL. JOS. KELLOGG & Jos. Kellogg and Worth West. lYi Cowlitz Kivr. 1 i 1 I I K 1 I I ((( l.'v I'oi it.i.il. In-.,. I. ...I ,. Tovkw fl IO IM 11 IV IMilAAll '. o.r h:i:i;i-ii:t. Tu.-..ly, Thtirs.hi.v mo.I fnliinluv, ill 7 n. lo., via, Williiiin'11 Slniii;li.l.im tilhi; til Ht llrlrii. I'liliiiul.lii l ily. Kiilniiiii. Cnm.ll 1'i.lut. Iliilnli-r, (Y.lnr I.iio.IIih;. M-. nil. i ll-, ntul sll iiitiTtiimliiil I'toiiiM. Ki'luruluy vw frcciHirl ul a in. Monday. VVimIikwIiijt aii lriln.v. and set MORE POWER and use LESS WATER Writ for our Nw Illu.trnt.i4 'laltKUK ul lUl. THE LEFFEL WATER WHEEL4 ENGINE CO. SPRINCFIEL0,0U.S,A, IS STEAMER G. W. SHAVE 11 . J. V SIIAVKU, Maxtor. LviivoH IVrllaiid finm Alder ot- dia k Monday Vt'iluliiy, Friday, lor Clutr kiinio, loiii'liinj,' nt rhiuvli'a lidnml, Ht. Ilcli im, Ci.liitnl.lu City, Knl.iiiiu, Ncm City, ltniim r, Orilur ,uii.liiiK. Alt. Unllin, llr.idl.iiry, Hlilhi, Oak l'oint, und nil inton Iiiti lH.inU. lioliiriiiiijiTin;duy 'i'liumdiiy nm H,turduy. STEAMER RrlANZANiLLO GEO. SHAVER, Master. LtuvcH TucmIhm uik TIiuiwltiH, lor CLAT.SKANIH, find iiik'i'ini'diatc poiulR. Returning next iluy. On SuikIiivh, for SKAM0KAWA, OATH LA MKT und WKSTl'ORT, und inter mediate jMiintH, returning next duy, ........ . , , ...JJ AON'T BUY YOUR DRUGS But at ANYv HERE, FRESHEST, PUREST, . AND BEST You will find the The Clatskanie 0-... --Dr. SADDLE AND 5 All Work Wiimin.Ml. v JJwiSEEDS FERTILIZERS KKKI'KIM' MJ1' trliil orilur. F. L. P0SS01T A 60X7, 200' uuccmwim to mum unoa. ESTATE! to liny or'Sull & FARRELL, ' IWtunh, Oiikook. CO'S STEAMERS a regular DRUG STORE of everything ftt Drug Store J. E. HALL. Prophietur. HARNESS MAKER Repairing a Specialty. hy - jh-:,.;nh IjilijCfjQN rw . i mi f. L. rOSBON A CON. STri; Vu entry a lull miii-kul tho Yen 12 fi W "'SEEDS, TREES, BULBS, M VJ& IS. ETC. KM n I N .'i'UKH. tilvo im it tj jj 2nd Stroot, Portland, Oregon, VV-: ;',. vatmouvk mm i ' ,