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About St. Helens mist. (St. Helens, Or.) 1913-1933 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1915)
J ST. HELENS MIST, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1915. i-iiTlHK IN TUN IIUOI.R. .Do you want to " .think? Hove you goi ennyimnit 10 iuii or pnnyi ""' .... . nnlv newiDBDftr of It. klml in BINGVILLB BUGLE DON'T BE A TIGHTWAD A FIRST CLASS NEW SPA PER CANT BE RUN ON HOT AIR AND COLD POTATOZE Pay upyour subscription and ad vertlee ft thus All a long-felt want on our part. P. S. If we are not in leave tho monoy with our wife next door. Lp, WKR -' - rSrtlV!HK ratoa furnlsliod with groat clioor. P ..hln book upon 10 noniiutiy. lfulali,n ' ,., xAKK OUlt WOHD Mill IT. 11.1 .1.5 aiiCVlUE BUGLE unnitr of tho county. P " i ..iil,.n.0. llustlina. iKht, it"'"" : L doth tho busy lUtloboo ,i,nrO6 " SrlnK honoy r.ll the day .rem evory opoiitiiB flour. kelinHPt advertising medium the county ii 7 " -hIiIdi come and soo us. ii ii(ti.ii:u .EDITI It FlylNg edDytOriUL J),rtin to Hen Wcsthcrsby's si prominent citizens was. here! cussing and discussing IrioiU Siwiecis till miiivii mv i of t lie naslmm iimgcs 111 IT them present was Cy skins after tlie chances ol .t i ......... I. hi) WOUUl mint win. on , nrcsent war in ynriip was oust, Cv Iloskins speaks up I says that lie caiiciiates tnc V Will rnllIC Will:" ink ii-n. I'.iiiKville and vicinity will lit vin in air, sleep up in the ail 's of feet above the earth. I with no visible means ol -port Cv says that he ha: n tii at some place or other I come purty tollable well at naming in fie ainiospnere. loaJ of coming clown ami akini; the feller who went in fool neck. We tin not know whether gville will ever have air- lis or not aim we umi i-carc. qitrstiaxi of the hour in our his is whether or not we can c enough money on local sorintioiis hctorc next week pav our paper bills ami keep i of bankruptcy. xveral others all cot snarled in arguments as to whether would ever have air-ships or .ether we wouldn't we are weather prophet. AwFUl BIoW ... IL'-jgyiij-rc. HUGLK COUNTY, FRiDaY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1915 TurribleststorM IN Blnir- vine so fur this here .See son! a lot of kalamitees & Katastrophys but no dcths!-fuLL I'ertlcklers herewith Pollers below: Thoro wu a awful, lurrlhlo and rlolmit thumlor, lightning and rain torm visited HlngvlUn on lust Thurs day at 4 P. M. which filled tho town with consternation and you might say hlowod tho bricks offon chlmb Inys, blowed tho huts and pretty near the hnlr ofton pooplo's heds, blowed down fences and troos and nonrly struck sovoral othors by IlKhtnnlng, not to monslilcn that Smoke Crick rls to foot In an hour's time, etc! HI Wlntors saya that ho never seen the wind blow so In hie V.ta. Ill and Illue Marker wan walking along tlie Jtrect talking to each other as friend ly as you please, whun a sign over Olle Wlnslow's cobbler shop blowed down and hit Hi a crack on top of the head, and 111 of courso thought Iligi' had hit him for a Joke, so he turned ind whaled away at lllne knocking Digs out Into the road, also to teeth, when lllgo got up and got his boarlnt .nd realised fuly that ho hud bout; tSMiultcd by his best friend he start d for Hi with clinched fist, and when III soon him coming he tucks rtowr Main st, toward home, and locked Issolf up lu tho house. Miss Amelia Tucker was out muk onio fnnhlonahlo calls in a now kal Iko dress which she Just had mndo when tho ruins discndid and tho ikies leaked and the colors in A mo lla's dress all run togithor now you ought to boo It! Lightning struck Zeke Snoilgrnes' ham but it didn't utch on II ro .eko says ho been paying lire Insur ance on tho ole barn for IB years, and Zifko says it'a been struck six times by lightning but never kotched fire He lows he will drop his insur ance as soon as It expires,. Ouo storm like this a year Is enough to answer our purposes. NuMbER 1 CouDjy Conespondence Happy Hollow Homo WIIhoo is nrocktlnff a now pig troft for his pigs to cut out of Home is always muk Inc somo improvement about his plncn,. Mrs. IlnnJ. Glhles 8undayed with Mrs,. 1'ctor Jordan lust Sunday ar riving Snniluy morning, and return ing homo Sunday ev'g.- conshus of having ppont a very enjoyable Sun day,. Eph FoBtor Bays that the party who has hron stealing his hens from Mb lion housed is knowed and unless they returns raid hen or pay for niimo tho law must take its course. Later Eph hns kotched the thief it wan a mink. EXCELSIOR. parlor. Harve says that if business was as good evory week as it was last week, that he would be perfectly sat isfied. Doo Llvermore had an awful spell of sickness last week you'd nacher olly think beln as Doe is a horse and liumon speshlallst ho would cure him self when ho becomes ill If a per son cant expect Doc to cure hisself when he gets sick how can he expect bim to cure them? We don't bolieve Doc knows what It was allod him. PERSONULS. Nlco wenthor after tho rain. Hot Andrews predicts that we will have two more big rainstorms after the fare Hex says when there is one big rain fullers the faro, there Is al ways two more toilers It If there was a Illngvlllo vigilance committee, Its duty would bo to call on Hex for pnrmulgatln Buch theories. Dud Hendarson went squrl huntln recent, and shot a hen hawk Dad noHt generally always ub a rule :hoots MJiuelliln when he goos hunt n, whether it Is whr.t ho wont huntln or or not. l);ilo Hawklnn says that his hay rop thlo year wann'i hardly worth 0 WOOD FICIl LEM cuiung. uwing io mo urougnt. uaie Jed Peters who for the last several years has touched tho Bingvllie school with groat Intelligence and success, having learned his pupils more than lioy would of othorwiso learned, opend the Bingvllie school laet Mon day morning for tho fall and win tor term. Thore was six skollers present exclusive of tho teacher. As wo met him on the street the same ov'g we asked him how things had started out, and he said that as he had licked 3 skollers out of the 6 and got tho classes organized In addition ho considered he was doing pretty fare for the first day at present each skoller is in a class by himself, and Jed hopes that more skollers will start in later and that there will be as mnny as 2 or 3 in a class., It must be a great comfort to be ablo to spond diffuse knowledgo as Jed doos In the world. expects to have to buy hay for his stock this winter as usual. Mln:i Phoenicia Wadklns Gang In tho qulro last Sunduy in placo of MIhs Amelia Tuckor, who spent Sun day nt the county seat as the guest of somo young lady whoso name we haven't Icarnod Miss Phoenicia's volco is so strong, that when she is cinglng you wouldn't think there wus anyhodel80 In the quire but her. Harvo Htnes, our tonsoriul barber, cut 4 hoads of hair lunt week, shaved 7 tuces, administered 2 shampoos, and sold 38 glasses of his delicious soda, which Is served in the same room where ho conducts his tonsorial Lorn Drown nlnt got his winter wood chopped yet and here It is late Soplomber. This la simply rldlcklus when you consider that Lorn Brown 1b a car penter and one of the moct expert wood choppers in our midst. Lcm has been foolln away his time all summer long r.t one thing and another, doing odd Jobs at Carpenter work with lots of rest between Jobe and now he's lamenting because he alnt got any wood to face the crool winter with That's the way with some people who let the fuchure take care of Itself and the poor house takes care of them, if necessary. LOWKILL neWi HUMS. A light n the parlor of the resi dence of Miss Almira Hobbs burned until a late hour Satterday night. Don't kocp the girl up all night Hen. . Bud Tucker wanted us to lend him come money to meet the Interest on a mortgage which Cy Hosklns holds on his Bingvllie house and lot. We told Bud he was awful foolish to ask us for money, being as you can't get hlud outen a turnip Judging from the past history of Bingvllie Cy will uoon own Bud's property. Rev. Sam'l Moore our beloved pas tor of the Bingvllie church will turn up his barl of sermons next Sunday and will begin ail over at the bottom again. It takes Rov. Moore about four years to go from the top to the bottom of the barl and about four years to go from the bottom to the top of the barl He has used these sermons In Bingvllie for the past 1G years and they seem to be as fresh and new each time as ever. Sosiety. ALMOST PURSWAOED. We almost nearly succeeded in pro curing a new subscriber last week Clem Walker dropped In to the Bugle Office and said he had been thlnkln slnurly of subscrlbln for the last 7 or 8 years end we told Clem that If he wanted a up-to-times paper which would give htm all the news of the world and adjacent ter ritory, he ought to pay us $1.60 and have the Bugle come to his home every week. In order to further convince Clem of the merit of the Bugle, we told him there wasn't nothin better to tie up packages In, start Area with on cold winter mornings or to spread on the kitchen cupboard shelves thnn back numbers of the Bugle. T FAIL TO SEE THE FAT PIGS AND PURTY GURLS ON PERADE AT TI COUNTY FAIR NEXT WEEK Miss Phoenicia Wadklns attended a exclusive soshlal tea party last Tuesday gave by Mrs. Cy Hosklns and when it was all over ahe tried to cut a Croat lots to hor home and waded clean over her boots in the slush now she has a turrible bad cold on her chest and a worst one in her head. Phoenicia had a new pair of gum boots, two, but it seems she Is too proud to wear them at soshlal events. Mrs. Annl Hames gave another quiltln last Monday afternoon. Mrs. Hames has got herself three quilts made up by other wimmen at her luiltln parties bo far thlo fall The nabers have begin to talk about It. Miss Jane Hillyer has been troub led with pig styes this fall whicli had Interferrd somewhat with her soshlal whirl duties Doc Llvermore Is doing something for them and Jane saya the medlsine makes her eyes smart like fury. . Apdles to Pick. I desire to state to the pub lick that I have in my orchard about 50 bushels of apples more or less on the trees, which I will offer to be picked on the shares or for sale, just as they hang on the trees. The reason I do this is because I am so all rammed up with work, that I haint got no time to pick these apples myself, and as a result they are getting ripe fast, and the ground is covered with them to sich an extent that my hogs, which I have turned in to the orchard, have most , busted theirselves eatin. If you want apples see me immejit. No others need apply, because whatever is did must be did at oncet. I will take 25 cents per bushel for these apples on the trees, as you pick them or if you want to pick them on the shares. I will give you one bushel for every three you pick for me. First come first served. YourS for aPPles. Bingville. cy HosKins. I JAMES MUCKLE & SON "GOODS OF QUALITY." A Harvest Festival of New Fall Goods VISIT the Columbia County Fair and see the best that can be produced by the fertile so V of thi. section, then call at our store and see the best that can be procured in new Fall and Winter Merchandise. We believe that "the best advertisement Is a pleased euatomer. and therefore strive to keep the quality of our goods up to as high a standard as possible. WILLIAMS & HALL CO "QUALITY GROCERIES." New Fall Suits Largo selection ot new Fall and Winter suitings ot Oregon woolons. Oregon wool manufactured by the Ilrownsvlllo Woolon Mills, tailored In Oregon and worn by an Oregon man, helps to build up Oregon. These Roads will be made up In any style to suit your tasto. Made to measure and guaranteed to fit. Many beauti ful advance pattorna. Prices $18.50 and up. Florsheim Shoes Comploto stock men's Florsheim Shoos. In Blnck or Tan, Button or Lace, English or Bull toe. For style and quality Florsheim Shoes need no recommendation, they show their own merits. If you are particular about tho "foel" and "appearance" of your foot atd care about a shoe thnt will last as long as you wear them, you want Florsheim Shoes. We extend best wishes for the success of the County Fair and . cordially invite you to inspect our large stock of SUPERIOR GOODS In our vegetable and fresh fruit department we have the best quality and variety obtainable. This we procure as far as possile from HOME PRODUCERS Our policy is to patronize home institutions and encourage home produc tion, thus building for a bigger and more prosperous COLUMBIA COUNTY. Ladies' Corsets Whon you buy a well-known, well advertised Corset you are nearly al ways sure to get a satisfactory article hocauso models that are nationally advertised prove to have been sue-' cessful, and to be successful they niust have shown tholr worth to a largo 'majority of customers. We carry the "Royal Worcester," "Bon Ton" and "Nemo" corsets. Models to fit any form, front and back lace. Prices ranging from $1 to $5 Dress Silks , Messallnes, Taffetas, China Silks, Crepe de Chine and trimming silks. A comploto stock of all the popular shades. Soft, lustrous texture, fast color, suitable for any purpose, you will And what you want here In the silk line and be proud of its quality and appoaranco. Silks cut in any longth to suit your purpose. We are always willing to furnhih samples for matching. When you patronize our store you may depend upon receiving High Quality Goods, Prompt and Courteous Treatment and Quick Deliveries. Williams & Hall Company 'THE RED RIBBON STORE." ST. HELENS, OREGON. Ask to see the new patterns.
