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About St. Helens mist. (St. Helens, Or.) 1913-1933 | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1914)
Hi I "I wouldn't sell it for twice its I I HI juice if I couldn't yet another." I I HI Tluit'f what hundreds of owiic.s II III have said about the Ford. More I III I III tlian a half million sold to d.ite h I III pnMif of its world-wide popularity. II I III I live lnin.lrc.l il.tll.iu i the r!ic of the ford run- I I I III I IhiiiI( llic louring cr u live tidvi llir town c.r I I I I arvrii fifty - f. i. Ii, Detroit, mj ! I willi npilp- I I I I mriil. (irt cat-dog ami i.nlii iiljrn ftuiii foliunliu I III I I I County Auto Co., St. Helm, Dirmi. I II I I I riliHir.ir livjilipMilt-rt with lmlrrndi'it Auto I III I fi 7l ') - .... -JM v. ''l'VrlKh. ISIS, by tho Panama-Pacific International Imposition Co. TREASURES OF THE WORLD AT THE GREAT PANAMA PACIFIC INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITION IN SAN FRANCISCO IN 1915. TIIK treasures of the world will le shown to mlllton of vImIIo at the great Pnnnnm rn. HU- Intcrniitloiuil KxihmHIou ' Sl,n Vrixn' elsco In l!l. Thirty fotir of ttu world's great uiitloim have ac cepted the Invllntlon of the 1'nlted Htiiles. and their displays III Iw amonit the most elnlMirato ever shown t world pxihihIIIod. TIi artistic phases of tho Exposition will I es.evlully uoliil.le Tli.. photograph alsivc shows n superb work. "The Fountain of Ceres, hy a fumed woman sculptor, Mla F.velyn Beatrice I.ngmitii The f""" b'ln. which will lie twenty-six f.-W l h. lKht. Ml I'huwl '"' VUm tniiico iil(n Knn Kmm lwo hnrlxir of he t'oiirt of thi' Koiir Seiixona. 8lon Ag Lov Latttra. "Wlmt tio von tiniMXH a ri-Jt-rtrtt U'I In the atone kko wImmi womnn Brut bitch nil hla love 'f In- u i a biiimIIiI aort of fi'lloW h" pn,l.,v i,i. . ,(),MB Wi, i,PI, a"'l I'll! llliDlln.r womnn In If " 1 till. tllllillc Sun n 0M In Hia Lin. i'i-i- inn n nrrcxhsl for rtrnnken IIImm Wli'il I. r..i.ii l,..l,...T ITU "'"i I'riNii iultr. your honor. JikIui1 i II hciiiI you to thu hoiwo or riiri. ,'llun' tliwlmi Tro ..rl, A COM P L IC T U L I N K O F LylDICS lAiD CCMTS UIT eillLDRCAS eiiOTHIrtC DRY GOODS 'BOOTS MB SHOES Call and look over our rtock I-I. cSc SON : tirA -) -""Ml 1 iiMiiMM" Jj Tha Ambiguoua Phontio. l'hoiiftlc Bpclllns hna iniiny rcoom mpinliitloiiB. but If you Bcll by bihhvIi nml onr you mny print BiiiblKiioiily. For liiBlniue, Mr. Km-ott, In hla -Club Milken nml Club Mvtuben." kIvpb the history of White's club "till It rcnclnil Ha present proprietor ami analyst." Now "nnnnllHt" and "annlyt" are pro noiinceil alike, but printing would lose In rleorneaa If they were siwlled alike. -I)iidon Htnndiird. A mnn without ar.ibltlnn ta like n broken iMink-all bulldluu and no aa eU - fa toll. SUBMARINE CRAFT Tl,... I III a i muy surpass aii warsnips in Concentrated Deadly Power. A DIVE UNDER THE SURFACE. Th Ttrnfylng Seniation and tha Aoony of Roaring Noitta That Bo wildar tha Novica at tha VobbcI Cooa Down Into tho Doptha of tho 8oa. In wiiten nhere I lie United State iiiniiilaiiia a mi mi I Ht.itlmi you may lnipl'cn to K-e a tall Btuff cutting Ihruiiti the water aa tlioiiKb borne by boiiic utiHccu liaml beneath thu aur face. (In Hi top of the at n IT U s llulil bent bood HilntiMl In the Ulrec. tlou of tiiollou ThU U tho eye of a fiibiiinhiie. l-'roiii the Icna In I lie front of the h'MHi h picture of the whole aeuitcape la carrleil down by a aucceilou of mlrrorH In the hollow HtafT until It la thrown on n prismatic lens at the bot tom. Mere the navigator of the aub niarlue wntchca a uiovlns picture of what U Koliitf on nlxive tho aurfare of the water ami culilca hla Itout accord iiikI.v. We Mild ImiiH advlfuilly, becauae It la really H vewM-l for the trunsMjrtntlou of hiiinau licluca ut Men. It K more over, more than a flouting craft, awim mlng oil the mi r fine like a awau. It la iiImo a diver, darting dowu Into the dcptlia like n flb. Let yourself Iw Mint up In It and dite ullli It and It at-ctna more like a llKhlly corked bottle. Your flrt aen Ballon aa the boat Btarlx downward Is t tin t yuii have foolishly ullowed your aclf to le li ut up lu a deutb trap from which there Im no ewcaie. Vour heiut Bliiku faster tlian '.ne boot And tin ii Nouietlilii happeUM to make you forget everything but that this raft U n hellish contrlvnuce for de rtinylng your hearing. Aa the aubma line illpa umler the aurface and all outlet for Bound Ib cut off by the seal ing liters the rush uf the Ben around (he ateel walla tiecuuies the rattle of xprliig hall on a tin roof. You reuiem Imt tlmt old and painful swimming lio'e exH'i'iuient when you beld your head under water mid let a playmate Blrlke two stones together, lint here I lie iiafiiiult ou your eardrums la aa thoiih a million t"ies were atrlklug logeiher. A pchlile falling through the wilier on the Btcel hull sets the luxlde clanging Ill-e n ChincMe temple full of Jangling gougB You uiubt about to be he ird Through Ihe roar from the vlbrnUona of I he hi eel shell come the lualatent crackling Ii ii tn of electric tuotora. the rattling tire of gasoline engines.' the whir ot in. ii hi tier' and the barking cough of I'tliaiiHts. Your craft seems to tie nothing tint U n elliptical uinxs uf concentrated noise sinking through tho sea You fenr that it will blow up In in Its own Ibratious. When you have In a measure con trolled yom protesting pan you look nrouml and see a wonderful array of engines, uiiu hlnery. deadly loredoes lushed together In pairs and the ateel lulus from which they are projected with compressed lr nil stowed away In (he least possible space The double walls surrounding you are themselves liuge luillnst tnnka, which cau le tilled with water through valves opening Into the sea outside or can be emptied by the force of com pressed nlr from wltlilu. As these tanks lire tilled the hull of the sub marine sinks until only the periscope, the elevated eye of tho vessel, shows atsivc the water. When the water Is forced out of them the boat becomes light and rises to the surface until Its conning tower, superstructure and the uper part of the hull are exposed. Then Ihe craft is navigated like any other Unit. When the vessel ta submerged the nalgalor at the lower end of the periscope baa a far more intricate task than the steering of nn ordinary bont The icrlscoH of course, brings blm a llniltitl view of the sea about Then he must steer In two plnuea Instead of one. II is craft turns not only to the right or left, but also up or down. To enable the vessel to tay under the water a longer time than usual the Biibiniirlnc carries a reserve supply of nlr. This emergency supply is com pressed In ft ateel flask under the enor mous pressure of 2.000 Hundj to the si i tin re Inch Should thu flask burst the explosion would wreck the boat I'erl'.nps a better Ideii of the tremen dous concentration Implied by this pressure may be gained from the statement Hint If this storage cylinder were punctured with a hole no big ger thon a needle nnd If the tiny Jet of escaping nlr were to strike a mnn It wuld pierce hlin through nnd through like a bullet and even drive a bole through nn Inch thick bonrd be hind him. I'or ordinary purposes the air sup ply used under water Is carried In or dinary cylinders at much smaller pres sures. I'liusunl precautions bnvs to be tr.ken to prevent the contamination of (lie nlr supply by gases from the storage batteries nnd from the ensollne motors. Coiicentrntlon epitomizes the subma rine. Its energies nnd utilities are packed In like the parts of pusxle, and In the concentration of deadly power It nurpnssea any other weapon of mnn -81m Francisco Chronicle. rnsslon Is out of place In nny dlacus slon nnd more than ever In a right rniiso, for It befogs nnd bemuddles It Oogol EATING IN BERLIN. A Mjmorltt's Vi.w of tho Nstlvss Wonderful Appotitoo. lbe average Berliner has a doable cbln running all the way around and four rolla of fat on the bach of bis neck, all closely clipped and shared, so as to bring out their full beauty and symmetry, and be bus a figure that niakea blm look aa though an earth quake bad abaken loose everything on the top floor and It bad all fallen through Into Ida dining room. Your true Herllner eats bis regular dally meals, four In number and all large ones, and lu between times be now and then gathers a bite. For In stance, about 10 o'clock In the morning be knocks off for an hour and baa a few rupa of bard boiled coffee and Boino sweet sticky pastry with whip ped cream on It Then almut 4 o'clock In the afternoon be browses s bit Just to keep up bis apietite for dinner. This, though. Is but a snack suy a school of Bismarck herring and a krout pie. some more roffue and more cuke and one thing and a uother-merely a preliminary to the real food, wblcb will be coming along a little Utter on. Between acts at the theater be ex cuses himself and goea out and pre pares bis stomach for supper, which will follow at 11 o'clock, by drinking t o or three steins of thick Munich beer nnd nibbling on such small tidbits as a few links of German sausage or the upper half of a raw Weatpbslbt bum. There are forty-seven distinct and separate varieties of German sausage, and three of tbem are edible, but the Westphalia hum. In my Judgment, la greatly overrated. It Is pronounced Westfnllure, wltb the accent on the last part where It belongs. In Germany, however, there Is a pliensunt agreeably smothered In young cabbage, which Is delicious and In sea son plentiful. The only drawback to complete enjoyment of tbla dish la that the grasping and avaricious German restaurant keeper has the confounded nerve to charge you. In our money, 40 cents for a whole pheasant and half a peek of cabbage sny enough to fur nish a full meal for two tolerably hun gry adults and a child. Irvln 8. Cobb in Saturday Eveuing Tost. HE WANTED A JOB. The Rod Bosrdod 8allor Who Inalatsd That Ha Could Sing. One day many yean ago, when Billy Etuerouu was in hla heyday and all San Fruuclnco was at bis feet, be was accosted by a sailor with a long red beard. Tbe sailor wild that be could slug and wanted a Job. 1 have uo opening," said Emerson. The Uir, however, wns obdurate and aeverul times during tbe day Impor tuned Emerson to give blm a chance. To get a way from bis tormentor Em erson was cotuK.'lled to go to bis ho tel. Near the theater was a saloon where tbe minstrel boys were wont to con gregate after a show. It waa of the usual kind, with a room In the rear, with a piano and a piano player. Into this room, when the performance was over, went tbe sailor and asked the mnn at the pluno if be would change places with blm and allow blm (tbe Billion to piny In his place. The mu sician acquiesced. The performen trooped to the front of the saloon, nnd soon there came from tbe rear room the strains of "Sully in Our Alley," sung as only gpe man In the world could sing it "Boys," said Emerson, "that's Tom Dlxou." A rush waa made for tbe rear, where It transpired that tbe "sailor" waa none other than the great minstrel tenor. He bad gone to Australia with a company. It disbanded, and be worked bis way borne as an ordinary seaman, during which time be grew the long red whiskers. Old he get tbe Job with EmersonT You didn't know Billy or you would never hnve asked that Edward Le Roy Rice In Chicago Journal. Not Amoriean at All. A certain type of story that having the sudden conclusion, such as "Wil lie Jones Bred o cannon yesterday; tbe fuuerul will be tomorrow" has been claimed as purely American In Its ori gin. But ns a mutter of fact, this kind of story Is older than America Itself. If you will turn to 11 Chronicles, xvl, 12, 13, yon will And these words: "And Asa In the thirty-ninth year of his reign was diseased in bis feet un til his disease was exceeding great, yet In bis disease be sought not to the Lord, but to the physlcUus. And Asa slept wltb bis fathers." Lndles' Home Journal. Wsnts to Got Evon. Some day. when our bnnk account gets even lower than It Is now, we ara going to try to arrange to take a year's leave of absence and spend It with our wife's relatives, staying about half as long with each of tbem as each of tbem usually stays wltb us. Ohio State Journal. Not Quits. "I sleep with your letters onder my pillow," the modern lover wrote. Then he ynwued nnd muttered to himself: "At least I go to sleep over the let ters. I suppose It's the snme thing." New Orleans Tliues-Icniocrnt Ones Was Enough. Mrs. Church-Iid you ever get your husband to try to wash the dlsbest klra. Gothnra-Only once, "Why only once?" "Been use the next day we bad il. dishes."-Yonken Statesman. HUSBANDS IN WILLESDEN. They Mind the Babios at Homo While the Wives Go Out to Work. Wlllesdeu I a perfect parudlse for a certain type of husband. There Is no need for blm to go out to work; bis wife will see to tbut All be need do Is stay at homo and mind tbe baby. He bus a Job for life and practically nothing to do. Tbe Gllbertlan arrangement Is due to tbe peculiar industrial conditions of Wlllesden. where there are muny laun dries and factories and female lubor Is much In demand. Although It Is cheaper tbun male labor would be at the same class of work, tbe wages are good, considering that only five days a week are worked In tbe laundries, tbe women not being required on Mondays. As much as from 20 to 30 shillings a week can be earned, 1 being a com mon wage, even for girls. Consequently the women rule the In dustrial world of Wlllesden. Tbe posi tions of man and wife are reversed. Then hi no need for tbe man to go to work. Not only would be be unsuita ble for tbe Job, but tbe labor and tbe wages would not suit blm. Therefore a working girl, when ahe baa aaved sufficient money and thinks of marrying, looks around to find an eligible man, whom It would be her duty to keep In after life. He must know bow to bathe, dress and feed a baby; bow to amuse It and wbat to do when It has convulsions other than rolling It on the floor or slapping it on tbe back. If be can do all this tbe girl proposes, is accepted (If she Is strong enough to work), and the knot Is tied. When the children grow up tbey are packed off to tbe laundries or to one of the biscuit. Incandescent mantle or ce dar pencil factories that abound In tbe neighborhood, and their wages go to swell the family Income. Aa for fa ther, be continues bis congeulcl task of warming tbe baby'a milk and per forming other little duties. London Cor. I'blladelpbla Ledger. HIDING THE JOKER NUGGET. An Incidsnt of tho Early Austrslian Gold Diggings. Among tbe rich Duds In tbe Austra lian gold diggings tbe Joker nugget ranks among tbe chief. It turned the scale at thirty ounces and was sold for $000. In size and shape It resembled a man's band, thick at tbe wrist part and tapering off toward the fingers. The claim bad been a good one from tbe first, and tbe owner did not have to work bard. One day be was reclin ing full length Idly searching for nug gets when he caught sight of the Joker. Ue at once covered it with his hand and sat up. rather wondering bow be would secure the treasure without be ing seen. If the find became known every man In the field would tramp to tbe spot and Invade bis claim and so prevent his working. A mnn In an adjoining claim looked up. "Found anything?" he asked. "No Seen tbe color; that's alt l'ltch my coat over to me, will you? It'a lying near there. I want a smoke." "Here you are, mate. But what's the mat ter? You look pala Don't you feel right T" "I'm all right, only tbe aun Is a bit hot" He wns struggling with an insane desire to laugh, but be got his coat over the nugget and seated himself on the top of it Then laughter overpow. ered blm, and be became hysterical. Those about blm wondered, but thought tbe sun bad affected blm. In a little while be gained his com posure and decided to go to his tent In lifting bis coat he managed to take up the lump of gold, and no one knew that be bad found anything. It was not until ten days bad passed that the fact was noised abroad, and even then few knew tbe claim whence tbe Joker came. Carlylo and Carsmony. Thomas Carlyle and his wife were bo wedding frightened that It la aad to think of It Replying to a letter of bis describing bis fantastic terrors, she wrote: "For heaven's sake get Into a more benignant humor or the Incident will not only wear a very original aspect but likewise a very heart breaking one. I see not how 1 am to go through with It" T. P.'a Weekly, Loudon. Isis of Man's Busy Governor. - For plurality In office tbe palm must go to the governor of the Isle of Man. According to Spencer Walpole'a ac count of the "Island of Home Rule," the governor la chancellor, president of tbe common law courts, president of the council, president of the Tyn wald court and. In addition, acts an his own prime minister, home secre tary and bend of tbe treasury. Lon don Chronicle. A Case ef Dropsy. She Do you know it Is dangerous to use some words carelessly? Thus, if you were to drop the flnt letter In mu sic It would make you sick. He Yes. and If soldlera In battle were to drop the first letter In grlddled they'd get riddled. Buffalo Express. On the Way. "Why doesn't that dachshund come when I call him? The Idea of sulking on nieP "He's coming ns fast as he can," said the man'a wife. "Ile'a got bis front legs started." Washington Herald. Considsrabls Opening. "What n dear little mouth Teggy has." "Yes; her Inst dental bill amounted to S7.50."-Boston Transcript Don't throw away y ur old shoes till you've got new ones. - Dutch Proverb. fits- r I I u I l-l A . I.IKK t BARKERS 5 : A SANITARY AND MODERN SHOP I fikst ci ass work x all the time Baths 2 I i GIVE US A CALL I 2 Su Hcleni, Oregon VON A. GRAY Watches Clocks Jewelry CUT GLASS and NOVELTIES Watch Repairing a Specialty LOCATED IN RUTHERFORD ELDC. ST. 1IELESS OUEGOX DE LUXE Grafonola FREE Save Your Votes WILLIAMS & HALL CO. GROCERS NOTICE I uri'l r'3 as a Special Pi fn.iu.-"!. One Cockerel, Valu.d at $5 00, to the person making the best shcvli -j a t the County Fair cf stock botched from egg s bought of me. Send in Your Orders Early. Eggs $2.00 Per 15 T. BROVrt Tin White Wyandotte Mas YANKTON. OREGON That's what you get when you buy V73arvs ---k-U?o Send to Modern Confec tionery Company, Portland Oregon, 6 Modern Sweets" rail clippr trvm tb enckwtirt fonJ fft fttl pev-k&fr of Modern' product, or 10 cvntt ( stamp) or coin fa poMafe arU foil wrapk fcoi mt Vogauu Cfcucalatc will fc khi ro lr TMBtR GtTARAtrrtaL If for anf rrao Tucana CKurotarm tfo MM fire a punbaarr pet fan m tamo, we art awbonxcal tm rvpiac tkcm at tfacir tiprnar. Lunch Waffles NOTICE I have left all my notes and accounts with E. E. Quick at St Helens, who is authoiizrd to receipt for lame. W'm. Reaimius. LYNCH GIBBS S200 j ft X J "Vs. 1 I NX n I