POULTKY AND CAME T In . Write fur JJaSerw ei k ullr' ' pwwon-1'aire t'o., Tortland WANTED: Veal. Pork, Poultry, Hides F I'Kku iiuiw vn 0 ((IMWmi"'! vimnuiw. a-,, SslsT ' "d ejcaea Hat. m lair tt ' .-. tllve us a trial wlik r. M. Mental 4 ( , Ml 141 Iras H. etas, srt SW l.i ZitW If m ' eellln. wonderful elean- ' -.-.i. r'l l ! seller. Hajtiplee ""bT-I- Huf-' Twkot, Cfnc". ei. k . ri.n.lary Ihietln- (lolh. "2.r4." PIITIm!-". Will Injure lha llnal eur '"hk ' MfrKllenHlipplyCtk. DUIl II. iTrllf Weleen Y, I !, DllrlUlia liiiiliialiiii i A I tale a7 lit . AitvkeaM Irea nl'. ll'Bi" rrr.i.ii". j . I. a f - eerecwl.llan machinery Brad-IUn4 Mark ha. hi. eoki ana iil'a etc. 1 ha i. ft.. Martin la.. ee lat erUena Jare Mi fat-vot bend Bias. I -lat IM p. Money on Your Clothes I ajx oKi PAw ru nmr taid. I hi) catal Mi n i arul H"y nothing and ail T .pttJ M-avly ,. Hnd fur It m and LION CLOTHING CO., 1'iartlaad. Ore, 10NL GERMAN HEALING SALVE 1 1 .miUrfi! .-thin mU fnr Herns. Braid .a.nl.'l " t a.ane. na nia. nVtulil I v. " !"ut aa I an earelUml re , fun. Ij r.ii..lv. to hi jar sent u yew. I (uf f. lv.v tor w. uiuer u) ay men fMtel . I. (). He tit. Fact lead. Ora. A.vnla Wanted. SPOT CASH FOR YOUR Eggs, Poultry, Hoga, Veal trtprlraa f o. b. I'.irtlanil. ak aniline BapL frvsk va w.tr chk.. vr tf.rt.tn; uairr lMjlu.r. kj; rr PHl-'. l.nt. 1 tu l&r. -priiia-a. ial17; Hall wr. fa-M t pttk. imttiijc, vaai. faanr. a) .var. ranara l.i. U lb. Mtil aa lura. wauls al Ikiaa. a.'i t'r i.mi. mh. iMiavr rr " u . a . i I al V- w ., I " i runii iwuawi, VW AaanU .J.uUI.UU. The "Topgrade" Shoe rOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe) llaalWataaa.aak PRINCE SHOE CO., Portland. Or. OILMES BUSINESS COLLEGE WASHINGTON tV TENTH STS PORTLAND.. ORE: Kind of ISoy He Likrd. I Mother -U J.mea a nice boy for to play marble with, aonnie? kool-Suro. I can beat him every aa bples Should Be Watched Myhe Means of Absorbing Disease Germs in Most Unexpected Manner. To research lahnnttarv nt Tka sVarfft ferine O.iiii.nny has collected a Vast petint cf liifurmation rv.axdlng th read of Mm tt tliarajies. In thousands lsstajiT ilia moat virulent type, have me rriut of cumin. In contact with funis In pulillo Mitres, and the VMrentlr lu.;Ki.ni lint tilmnla hna haan f cause. It aorritila with astunlshlna JpWIty, ftf Iniuctlng the emir system - law rtil J 1. it Is fnrtiiit.iie, however, that there I. 'ttielr to r... quit kly and thoroughly - luch a ti.tidlllon. and thanka to the f"tT df lis tirtNlurera tha famotia 8. tliny now ha lunl at almoat ana ? ,,or he clvlllted world. preparation stands alone aa a furliirr. n la aiiiuewhat revolu mtr' In tm riimHalilon, since It ao npilahca all that a .v.e rl.lml foe PUry. ltl.Mll.. .....U. . .l nik.. F . '"'I'-'iU dru.s. and yet It I. ab lwalr ,",r"lr veaetable pro-luct f r km tnnro rases of articular rheu- P'lam, Ifii'i.rniittir ataxia, naraala. nan. and almll.tr diseases resultant front 1 kSS of inlhornla than m.iaff r...1- m f "t 'J liro fjtrla in hr.nmht not Slrhly Inti.rnal lna kw.li ...mnlll H Riellt-al itiiiMrfmi .r -tiA utr fclH0 (',) 1(1 Kwlft 111. la. Atlanta la atslletl free. t.,Ketir with a .peclal !r Of a.lvl. . . ..i . Ilk a M . .: "e etniB.iine ' a blii.,,1 tllsn. rt a hiit a ,.f u ... ... B. to-day of your f ''. It Imh...... -"T" 7 who i Iw. ' "" " the blood accept something oi fin good." The onlv ffered you aa jns should not try to .ell you v Urra nrnflt s. a. a. eomethln 117. n,n cr'",a ruga. Ilewars of ' attempt to persuade rou td buy Km t la place of 8. B. S. yi Do you wish to earn a Better Salary? Itusinesa Training in the Following Branches at BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE Engll.h, Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Telegraphy, Arithmetic, Typaw"ln-'' Will clear tha way for adysncement. Writ for our cab- alogue. BUSINESS COLLEGE LM.WAUritrr.eide rrta Near Marram rartl-W. Oe Moral Hcnae and Aim. ..a Kuthrfurd aid In Mobile; "The moral, of the New York bar teem to be .bout lk, ,h, mori"J Colonel Byrne, no better and no "Colonel Hyrn,, , Kentucklan, de- TAn f,,r mur,"r- ' tilled th.t th.. m. m.jr.l. rd wom.n on the niKht of Amfii.t 20. Two or three witi)..e. w tn, Jt wm committed under the milky light of full moon. n-Tifc" ."'tn"",', mn -,,le Wen II ry the dt.ft.nd.nt on arcount of the brilliance of the moonlight. The do fend.nt could not .n,v. an ,jM ,nd thinK. looked pn-tty bad for him. "Hut at till, point Colonel liyrne produced an almanac ihowing that on the nlitht In queation tht-re had been no moon whtv.p tl... . . iiiricuiiuu freat I.UKh rewmnded throuKh the court room arid th .l..r.i.. . iiwaui, waa poedily acquitted. Ulonel.' .aid the defendant, af terw.nl, 'bow much do I owe youl' " 'You owe m ' tha , ...v vuiv.iiui au awerad, 'ISOO.' " 'Ain't that pretty .teepT " 'No not W'hln Vdll r..nl.l... tV. t I only jtet $100 out of It' " 'Whv. what riiil vmi .ln l(k .1.- olher 1400, Colonel? Bribe the jury?' no, air I .nouled Colonel Byrne hotlv. 'No. air. Tin mil think f no moral arnT It co.t me $400, air, to get th.t almanac printed.' " Te Kraal, to New Skart. AtwBVB.httl.alH. II J - 1. , i, " iT . "' "mi r-ua, .pawlar. I ruinliDl i...un,, .hlii, .0Un iir....-.ri,., In.rnwli.g liall.aud butuoiil. Al Ml rtnifi ltd and lliua tarn. I t. . n.i..ui.ila. haiuilrmalinlKkLk. Ad4rtat 4llaaajlulait. U knr.N. V. The Broken Spell. Among the White House corre-non- denta i. one young man who wear, long hair and a continual poetic tem perament The other day the White Houae .quad were putting Secretary Joi-ph 1'. trick Tumulty through the third degree. He waa exceedingly coy, and they had ju.t gotten him to the point where new. aeemed likely forthcoming, when the young man with the poetic temperament drew from hi. pocket a .mail leather-bound volume and cried out eratatically : "Oh, Mr. Secretary, have you read thi. perfectly delightful little thing?" The apell wa broken. Secretary Tumulty retired into hi. .hell and the disappointed new. .eeker. went out .ide. When they had reached the .afety tone Gu. K.rger turned fer ociously on the poetic young man. "Co back." aald he, hoarsely; "go back and ting to him. And when you are all through we'll drop In and aee If we ran earn our ..larie.." Wash ington (O. C) i'o.t Motbars win And Mr. Winnows Boothia. 7rnp th brat ratnadr to uaa liif l&all oa-Utlraa AuxLa tka UatiUu barital. Early Humor. Gladstone, when a boy, wa. visiting In the country, and the farmer waa showing him around. Coming to a field that contained a large black bull, ; the farmer ..id: "There", a fine, I strong bull there. Master William, and it' only two year old. "How do you tell its age? queried the boy. "Why, by lta home," ..id the farmer. , "By lta horn.?" young Gladstone looked thoughtful a moment then hi. face cleared. "Ah, I ee. Two horn. two year." Bo.ton Transcript Dud's Thoughtfulnesi. One of the younger set In Newton, Kan., ssvs th.t her mother i. to crippled with rheumati.m end It I ao hard to ee her doing the week' wash ing that it i unendurable. "I alway go ahopping on washday," y the Bud. Kansa. City Star. Con.tipation cauHea and aggravate, many .eriou. diseases. It i. thoroughly cured by I'r. I'ierce'. I'lea.-ant Pellet. The favorite family laxative. Young Lady (looking at room) The sun doesn't come In here at all. Land ladyNo; that is why I charge ao much for thi room. You can it by the window without danger of getting freckled. Transcript Same Thing. Wife (bitterly) "How can you talk like that? You know that I never pester you for money." Hub "No, but the people you buy thing from do." If Llater Had Been Commcrcisl. If Lister had sold hi discovery of the antiseptic dressing of wound., would hi. name .land where It does among the Immortal.? -Toronto Globe. Mia.lonary-And you found no hap pineia In leading a doube life? Sin nerI felt aa if I were leading the live of two dogs. Ex. II HJilUIII Raises the Dough Better ALL GROCERS " What', the matter with that fellow over there on the corner, who I. pur ple in the face and i. waving hi arm like a windmill?" "Oh, that'. Blobblna In an arifumet. He' evidently trying to muke .oniebody take what he con ider. the rommon-aense view of the tariff." Birminicham Age-Herald. The "Pennant" is won The "banner of health" is always won by the person who pos sesses a keen appetite, enjoys perfect diges gestion, and whose liv er and bowels are reg ular. Get into this "winner" class at once by the aid of HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It is for Poor Appetite, Sick Headache, Heart burn, Indigestion, Con stipation and Malaria. 60 years the leader PORTLAND, OREGON Y.M.G.ASCH00LS 1500.000 EQUIPMENT. SO NE1 TUCKERl 75 COURSES. CTMNASIUHS. SWIHktiMa UIKlnlEl Course taj aaaa aa. ( aal rommerrlal t KM Shorthand to.00 Auttanobila Wlraleaa Telesraphr K.00 Talattraphr arxi Train Deapatchin. 6.00 Klartncal Kiufineerlrul bi.00 Civil -rrtre 2i'. rll(t Preparatory a'-t1" Bora Klemrntanr School t&.0O Plumbin tS.Ut Terpen try i6-( Mlnlns and Aaaayin. BO.OO Pharmacy .! Mechanical Enaineerin. 2&.00 Other eouraae 12.00 te lto.00 Saad far Free lllaat rated Catalagna. CENTRAL Y. M. C. A PORTLAND, OR. HONEST TREES ATI HONEST PRICES Buy a Piano Now PIANOS OF ALL GRADES. . Every Make of Pianola Player Piano. m Pricee and Easy Terma on all Instruments. Write Us far rarureUra. Shcrman.ay&Ca PORTLAND, ORE. " What, the trouble at your house?" "Hunger strike for a new bonnet" "Your wife refuses to eat?" "No; refuses to cook." Kansas City Jour nal . Jackson Whew I that' some cliff I Johnson Seems to fascinate you. Jackson Ye.. That's the way my desk will look when I get back. Judge. Old Lady Does your horaa eyer hy at motors? Cabby Lor' blesa yer, no, lady; didn't even ahy when railway trains fust coma In. Punch. "I am seeking the light," announced the Pilgrim. "Well." replied the drugstore clerk, "wa carry antifat and peroxide." Cincinnati Enquirer. First Stude How near wera yon to the right answer to the fifth question? Second Stada Two Beat away. Widow. JT Older yadclhoa.lo at ff asililaltnl wat aaabh sanary ie tha M Wen. Sate SMSy-anad daappeaa. H SMaL 500 acrer-SO yean aVseehlr I taaabW aW Cat eat lat sad press B aetam yes bay s be t, tj M T H B aaaaf Wk- V0ODBURN HURSEKIES Tyaaapsrs, Ore. . HOW TO DESTROY THE DANDRUFF GERM BT A SPECIALIST. That th dandruff garm Is responsible for asaxly all the diseases to which the scalp la heir, as well aa fur baldness and premature gray hair, la a well known fact, bat when we realise that it is also indirectly responsible for "any of the worst case, of catarrh and soa atunptloa, we appreciate the imports ee of any agent that will destroy Its power. We are, therefore, particularly pleased te (ire herewith the prescription which aa emineat scientist states he has foond, after repeated testa, to completely destroy the dandruff germ la from one to three applications. It will also almost immediately atop falling hair and it has la numerous eases produced a new hair growth after years of baldness. This prescription can be made op at home, or any druggist will put it up for you: 6 ounces Bay Rum, X ounces Lavona de Composes, one-half drachm M.ntbol Crystala. Mia thoroughly, and after standing half aa hour It is ready for use. Apply night and morning, rubbing into the scalp with the finger-tips. If you wish It perfumed, add half a teaspoonful of To-Kaloa Perfume, which unites perfectly with the other Ingredients. While thi. preparation la Dot a dye. It la unequalled for restoring gray hair to lta original color. Expert Advice. "Shall I marry Mr. Wombat, who I 40, or Mr. Wopp, who i. 20? They both earn the .ame .alary." "Marry the young man. He'll nag you less about expenae.." "Why ao?" "He can't remember when price, were lower." Louisville Courier Journal. ' When Your Eyes Need Card Fry Murine Ire Remedy. Mo Smarting reel rine Acta ijulcklr. Try It for Red, Weak, Watery a;re aod Uranulated KyeiMs. Xilua- tratad Book in ee'h Package. Murine la eompuandna by oo r oeallau not a "Patent Mad Iclua" bat eaea In sucreasfa! Phratclana' Prao I Ilea fnr nianr yeani. Now dedicated tu tee Pnb- ho end sold by lirustrtata at 'Jbo aod 60c par Boole. Btnmie sire naive la Aaepuo 'l ubes, xo ana sbo. Murine) Eye Remedy Co., Chloage Suddenly Smitten. Maud "I've ju.t heard of eaae Where a man married girl on hi deathbed, bo that she could have his million, when he waa gone. Could you love a girl like that?" Jack "That'B Just the kind of a girl I could love. What', her address?" Dave Long Mined for Rubies. The world'a richest ruby mine, la Upper Burmah, are known to bay been operated since early In the even teenth century. Write about your wanta in thi Una te) FINKE BROS. 183 Madiaon SL Portland, Oregoa CONSTIPATION may be either a transient or per manent affliction, arising from some error in diet or as a result of constantly weak digestion. For temporary and obstinate cases the best relief is Very Probable. "I don't known what it is," gushed the animal lover, "but there la some thing about cata that sort of take hold of me." "Oh," said hi matter-of-fact friend, "I'll bet it's flea." From Both Sides. Steamers plying between England and Holland have been equipped with apparatus by which all their lifeboat can be launched from either aide of a vessel. "Did you read my speech?" asked Senator Sorghum. "I did," replied the candid constituent "In fact, I read it several times. The first time I wanted to learn what you had to ay, and after that I kept trying to figure out, if possible, what the 'laughter' and 'applause' wera about" Waah ington, D. C., Star. "Well, did you discover anything In Stump's past life that we can use against him?" Detective Not a thing. All he ever did before he came here was to aell awninga. Election Agent Why, that'a just what we want We'll say that he haa been mixed up in some decidedly shady transaction.. London Tit-Bite. Mr.. Robinson And were you up the Rhine? Mrs. De Jones I hould think ao ; right to the very top. What a splendid view there I from tha sum mit 1 Tit-Blta. Angry Investor Wall, I've been out and aeen that building lot I bought of you. Real Estate Man You're Just tha chap I want to aee. What does it look like! Puck. "What cutup that fellow is!" Quite so; he is a medical student" Baltimore) American. "Bloob haa turned cublet" "Rot" "Sold hia first picture for a thousand." "Final" Cleveland Plain Dealer. !.&(( 3AKRELS - TANKS V. L. DOUGLAS .oo 3150 .so AND B - SHOES MEN AND WOMEN Bout' tm th Wr4 ' $J. 00, $ 2. 60 M t J. OO ir ja irjflTrfEM in i rr ON CAPITAL. IOWTII LAkuxflT wax it or 4.09 UOU IN THI W0JLU Wt&k w. k tmp )! r tt alMir llONtflu A4.M.i4.0Uaat iilOeM. Jeiat aU U0O6 ! aVftf wur h tnr isai f jiiftrar u ,i r- V.v mm It fttm eoalaj f Uft W. L. lvaf lavi Urr favlr. al llrorkioa. ., aa4 for foartwlf carefailr W. L. boaarlaa ihaMa ara .. ta lf.l wea H thea aadrataat war ailer, look kvctUr, kola iui aar aiaar ror If W. I DfxiBTlaU ahoa! Ofler d'rvt flotn th r rwr 01 met ramiiv, aU ail eaTOoaiiiSNZ irre. rtia fur 1 1 1 uaC r aa t l taala. Jl will lluiw ya bow to rIr by bUmb uy toacu fivsi monT on Tour footwear. It tsnttAtm. W. Is. ItnMaj.M, tOl Inflammatory. At a dinner of firemen recently the following sentiment wa. proposed: "The Ladies! Their eyes kindle the only flame which we cannot extin guish, and against which there ia no insurance." laUMIltMldMM Do Yon Feel Chillg?) K everiaii ana auic mi uvci ih Feel worn out blue and tired ? Don't let your cold develop into bronchitis, pneumonia or catarrh. The reliable alter- , aiive and tonic which has proven its value in th past 40 years iai DR. PIERCE'S " Qolden TWedical 5iscovery Restores activity to the liver and to the circulation the blood ia nnrttiaH tha Hiireation and aDDetite imnroved and the whole body feels th invigorating force of this extract of native medicinal plants. In consequence, th heart, brain and nerves feel the refreshing influence. For over 40 year, this reliable remedy baa been sold in liquid form by all medicine dealers. It can now also be obtained in tablet form in f LOO and 60e bozee. If your druggist doesn't keep it, send 60 one-cent stamp to R. V.fierce, M.D. Buffalo. 77te Common Sen Medical Adviser a book of 1008 pageianawen all medical questions. Send 31e in one-cent $tamp to R.V, Pierce, M.D. May Be Some Truth in This. "There was a time in my romantic young life when I believed there waa auch a thing as a broken heart," com mented Cordelia Killjoy, "but nowa days I think it ia often mistaken for what is really a cracked head." Our big lyi J catalog (tree), ariowa thousands oi themasi wonderful bargains ever offered in the history ef the buildinf business. It will abow you huw te ssve atone en Lumber, Bath, Doers, Hardware, paints and all bnildinr material, PAINTS as ine te et ear KHJ wesstae. rarer price be fere yoa bur palaL Wall ear ree swear as Batata for Hoaaa, rioor. Wacoe or B ere.. Bars DOORS Theataadrrr of (irlea I, i I Batk tana) ,. Be year e a slssikart W aell elumblas siatarlala ef all klads at wbole aale price Toil ets. Levator!. sidm. ripe. rtt. tlssa, valvee. fauceta, ete no lie la alack 4 lor pronipl d.h.arr.v' treat , $L15 op Oar free eats. lo. ska as Ike flsest Use ef eoorsaboarssar aaere.aU at stni prtcea SOe gsl Overheard at the Club. "Mazie Gay way aya ahe makes her husband pay her a dollar every time ha kisses her. She's saving for a limousine." "Now, if she'd only j adopted a similar plan "before she met Gayway, ahe might have had a whole , garage." Judge. WOMAN FEELS 10 YEARS YOUNGER Since Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Re stored Her Health. Louisville, Ky. "I take great pleas ore In writing to inform you of what Lydia t. nnknam a Vegetable Com pound haa dona for me. I waa weak, nervous, and eared for nothing but aleep. Now I can go ahead with my work daily and feel ten years younger than before I started taking your medi cine, I will advise any woman to consult with you before going to a doctor." Mrs. Inizb Wn US, 2229 Bank St, Louisville, Ky. Another Sufferer Relieved. Romayor, Texas. "I Buffered terri bly with a displacement and bladder trouble. I waa in misery all the time and could not walk any distance. I thought I never could be cured, but my mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink barn's Vegetable Compound and I did. " I am cured of the displacement and th bladder trouble ia relieved. I think th Compound is the finest medicine on earth for Buffering women. " Mra. Viola Jasper, Romayor, Texaa. j If yoa want special advice write te j tydla E. rinkham Medicine Co. (confla j deatlal) Lynn, Mass. Yoar letter will be cpeaed, read and answered by a vejaaa sad held la strict C9Hiatt 4.oo oo wnm I4.1A U. alt ua .QO 7.09 th w ri-w la all thmt ara warr-at! ( U'lr tasaa u4 waar lavftr im arico. aro tot for amis tn toot rlrf t?t. - torf. flhooa fur aTerr iu- rirj, rjw rarrwi row, Iioan aaxark Ma), -taam, Baat. No Cause to Worry. "Teosophilus," .aid Mrs. Ooaefav "just think. One-half the works doesn't know how the other half live.!" "Nevermind, dear," replied her long-suffering husband, "that m your fault" f Pit l "I : "41 VeTWa. F .iKr ill i r c rfa imr t - . w r a a a yivvi y 'i a aa eussnrun I I Prospective Statesman. "Your boy stole a barrel of apples from me the other day." "Dear ma. 1 wonder where that boy will wind up?" "I think he'll wind up In tha) legislature. He talked me into be lieving that it waa all right" Vi aril to yon direct at faetttry prices. ur vow tamwr nw ttm In a-tttvaa Dtbayt w-v fviat nun patrtfs that all ItjaHbar .hat htm gi tat, aal B m 4 tit Oun la all ft rat ajr4 ava am aaaaUly Wa eJtrweH at MlU artcaaB -Vemtl M "Mr MM Oaa3 at tvavr Mk-tmeaa, a" leriwaa. tMini. W aiil tell rw Juat tit U fUl aaat aaaki 111 ! your siwitev. Cataiaj 220S WeetlaBeA! Seattle' Houra, 10 a. m. to 6 p. m.. Kjii (714 or by appointment DR. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Fclentlfle Treatment of sll Acuta end Chronts IVaeaaee. Lirenaed Practitioner. SulU 424-M ArcaHe BuiWine. Seattle. . "D1DN7 HURT A BI1" is what they all say r ear u a. i. -at Painleaa Method f Extracting Teeth. Out-of-town pan pie can hare thssr plate end braise work finished In one day If aeceeaerr. Aa absolute saaaw antaa. backed era eaars ta PertlaaS ML m. L wIM. raaaaw aw Wise Dental Co. orrict moursi A. M. ta S P. M. Senders te I P honest A 2029: Mela 202. refflnt Bid.. Third and Waahinetee. Port least out or TOWN PEOPLE aaa toIt Travrt tiaaa nieDfa of n t rnlisaarn-a Btesata-lpaUac rwaJ C GEE WO tlva Ciaaao aoajttor. Tit onoe mort if yoa nav bajitm dootorivf tbia on an thai cm ana hav not otatnatd ms Manant ral lf . LM this tnttu n at ara h.lr dleva anaa yoar cajaa and prfmrir ekonia rauiody who aotloa ra quick, aara and awfa. fit iriBjrrlil1aa ara compounded from Routa, N artsa, Bada am rarkta thai bav bart ajathwrad frota avary T"sa tor of lha ttoho. The mfffrt tJaaaa titoiaiaa Jra not known to tha otitaida world, but hava bsaa andaxi down frota faUkar lo mm ta tka gbjtttaaw faatiiiaa La Oaiaa. CONSULTATIOM FREI. If ftm llva ont of town and amiiaot emJI. wrta tav aTmptoa. blaaJt and aUiiar. a.irtlna 4 aoala la THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 1 62) First St., Cor. Morrtaoei Parti aad. Or a en. P. N. U. No. sa, is TlfHEN wrltln tn sdvartlaars, nlnss saaar 1 " Uaa tkla paper. I