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Art, IMMUI I r ti.ie .-Mri i. - rurmtii h m ri iniii,urrwio I. ll.l.ix Hall it would nut i ren- retit Rentrd Wfddinir Pal There waa lomething wrong wltn the cake, the baker aai.1- it .,i right and It ernelled all riKht. but hi meua irnio lohl hlln tame all right. Then tlx It up with an extra coat ui n-ing, ami we will kwp it for ter," aald the proprietor. who in the world would cakeT" aomoon Baked. Wedding parties," aai.l he. "They want bite cake In the center of the table for ahow, but a cake of that aize good enouKh for a wedding would coU more than they ran afford to pay. ao they order fine rake put in individual box for the guests, and uae the bride' cake ju.t aa an ornament. They don't buy It, they rent It. Some time a cake i rented a dozen differ ent times. After each wedding it ia freshened up with a new cout of icing, and look aa good aa new for the next occaaion. A good renter fetches bout 3 a wedding." Th Tender Bkin of Children I very sensitive to heiit. t; Tyre' Antiseptic I'owder for nil summer akin affection. It quickly ufforda the lit tle sufferer relief, sr.c. at dru.i?lat or aamplH aont frr by J. B. Tyrce. Chcrnlitt, WunhlnRton, 1). C Adv. Ily Their Kpc-erh Ye Shall Know. A traveler who Mievcd himaelf to be ole urvlvor of a ahipwreclt upon a cannibal lale hid for three day In ter ror of hi life. Driven out by hunger, he diac-overed a thin wiap of imoke rlalng from a clump of buahe Inland, and crawled carefully to atudy the type of anvage alwut It. Juat a he reached the clump he heard a voice ay: "Why in did you play that cardT" He dropped on hi knee and. devoutly raiaing hi hand, cried: "Thank God, they are Chriatlanal" Mothan will flnfl Mra. Wlnmnwa Knnthlsa ayrup ttin b-Bt rtinrlr l UN lot thoir "htHpia tuilu iba UUilu aihxl. 1 STORY ) Isolated Continent A Romance of the Future By CuMo von Horvath &nd Dean Hoard UMi r.r w u. Ctauna la tM HUM UN SYNOPSIS. Iiird Light Iamp. Grrcnafonl, Kngland, a atreet pvaalouml lighleu every morn- uid the lump lighter could not ae- t for it, ao he art a watch who found the culprit. A tomtit had t ita next in the corner of the p, and had a habit of hopping on ring attached to the Incandvacent it, which cauaed th light to be on. Tmc and Truthful. much Alrlcd In hi bual- " waa the comment of a newa- ron the death of a brewer who wa drowned in a tank of hi own OOD DIGESTION ITHE BEST SAFEGUARD AGAINST ALL BODILY DISOKOEKS. iEBESTSAFEGUARD FOR A COOD DIGESTION IS my Many Year am of Memory. A Nevada cane ia reported where a man wandered away from hi wife and three children. For ten year he wa not heard from. I'aaaing through the late again aomething aeemed to tnap In hi head and he knew himaelf again. He had gone to Texa, mar ried and had another little family. Ilia wife had died only the week be fore hi knowledge of hi real aelf re tuned. He attributed hi lost of mem ory to overwork while figuring on complicated contract. No thmiffMfut TTtm DWI llqilM bllM. It't fir., h ..f li; i. In UrK l.n;. ..f o.ti-r. Aak tot had CrvM 1111 !.;. Ui blu tint's mii blua, IKadly Insult. It wa an Engi.ih ship with an Eng lish crew and an American passenger Mat. Two atewarda were having a heated altercation and pouring forth anathema upon each other' heads, when aa a crowning inaultone (aid to the other: "Aw, you eat just like a passenger." San Francisco Argonaut. I)r. rirrco' I'leasant I'elleta cur constipation. Constipation is the cause of many diseases. C ure the cauae and you cure tho disease. Kasy to take. Reminder of the Long Past Two human akvleton in perfect con dition were unearthed during road- widening operation near Abergele, North Walea recently. They were buried In a trench with other remain. Near the spot are the sites of ancient Hritiah encampments, and many e- vere enesirementa between the tng- lish and the Welsh were fought hard y. . Juat "IW-twcen You and I." She Why, her and me were th best of friends before him and her met. Of course, thi la between you and me. Ixtndon 1'unrh. For firtr yrara th rontlnant of North m.rl h4 !,. inUa.a frm tha r-t "",rl'' Z rya, a won- O'rful Invrrillon uf llunnlbM I'ruilonL Tha lr.v.nil,,n ha) avil tlia country rrnm forolKn Invaalmi. anl tha continent "m. unlteil uiirtf r on Kovarnmant with I'rud.-tit aa prlilent. Kor half a eatiiury n..u-a anil proaperlty r-l-nl In tnla t.arl i.f llm wnrl1. Tha atory opna wl'h I'realitent I'maVrit crltlca.lly 111. lila o.alh la hnatvni.d by tha r. flpt of a maaa from Count von Werrtanataln of O.rm.nv that ha haa at Inat auccaKl-.l In ptMiirailriK tha riiya. Tiylna, ha warna Ma aaiiithifr Air that thla iriaana a for Urn Invulnn. Ma tlla her to hurry to tha l.lnn'1 of rirynlth. but dl-a befora ha ran tHI tha lo-atton of tha placa. Aatra la nomlnntwl for tha prealdiinry by tho enntlri-t!iul party. Nspolron Krtiaoo calla on AatrH. Inhirma hfr that ha wu a pu pil of h-r ffithwr'a. anil promlaaa to halp nr. Il alva hir a rln ma.la of a naw ly dlarovnroil autwtnnca whlrh, b amya, 111 aolva tha problom of flylns. -To Women- El 0 a a a 13 Seeking Health and Strength xur inoso ins peculiar vvinihh ui. recommends his 'Tavorito rrescription as "THE ONE REMEDY" A medicine prepared by regulnr graduiitetl physicinn of untia Oal experience in treating woman'a diseases carefully ailuptea to woik in hurmony with tho most delicate feminineconstitution. I All mrdicltio denier have sold It with antisfaction to cus tomer for the past 40 year. It I now obtainablo In liipnJ or iii:ar-contt?d tnlilet form at the drug tore r end OOone-ccnl lamps for a triul box, to llullalo. Kvery woman may wrlto fully and conflilrntlslly to fr. PI"t. Inyul' te and Kuritical Inatittitx, luirlo. N. I., and may he aura that her caaa will rMlve careful, conarimtioua, confidential ronsideraiion, and that aiparkncad meuVal advice will be glvan to her abaolutaly froo. r v... ih n.ii.1. .nt aniJnn'oratii itamacA, raj,J buwl. Smgar coatmJ, tiny granuU maty to lak a candy. H CD H 0 Rare Work of Art Found. I A itatno of Venus WBfoundlnaj ''Itr at Nutili.a .Imrt limn airrt. irmiinil ii. u.. ,. i ,i 1 " iiiui tit a mum lUII.'nvu Hilenlv i-..v..,.i!,. ...i.i -..ii.. a. I ....iiik nil hhik-iii m-.ii. ( K " mnKniflctint statue of the i fUUPSS. I hll iilnlnn 1. Parian map. nd belonira In fti . rwrlnd of freco-lomHn art. Only Changes Needed. The other day my C year-old broth er, who has a fat, chubby hand, was trying on my kid glove. He found they were too tight for him, and when I asked If ho could wear them he aid: "No, but if some of the too long aide wa on the wido I could wear them.' Exchange. IIOOKKEEPING SHORTHAND Telegraphy: Commercial, Railroad, Wireless Are Included In tha eouraa at BUSINESS COLLEGE WriUna for farther Information. N trouble ta answer queetlone. fourth Street Near Morrison Portland, Oregon CHAPTER IV. Europe. The Zugspltze ts the highest peak In Germany; It belong to the Alp and a panorama can be Been from the perpetually snow-covered summit that la worth while. At the foot of thi (Unt I the town of I'artenklrchen, a great place for tourists, but alnce the Isolation of the American continent the number of vlsltora ha dimin ished somewhat. One crisp December morning a tall young man on sklla alld down from one of the mow-covered aide hill of the ZuKspltia. He wore an Alpine cos tume and carried on hi back the uaual satchel of the mountain climber. The aack evidently waa heavy, yet be carried It easily. The early iportamaa atopped for a second or two juat about the Tlrolean and Bavarian border. After a abort meditation, be darted forward, and with the agtltty of a master of the port slid downward, Jumping down teep slope, and soon landed In tha valley. He took a peculiar field glaaa from his knapsack and directed It toward the great peak, moving It un til he found a spot that looked to the nalded aye like a red dot on the mountain side. It waa the deserted castle of the great Prince Lulpold, once reigning prince of the kingdom of Ilavarla. When he bad focused the glass, he saw a round, ruddy cheeked man rub bing blfl hands vigorously. "It must be somewhat cool there," mlled the sportsman. He drew a red handkerchief and made some circular movements In the air with the fluttering linen, always watching through hi glasa. Then, with a aatlsfled expression, he placed the glasa and kerchief In tbelr respeo tlve places and started toward the town. The narrow, winding street were almost deserted and he used hla sklla even through the town. There were several hotels around the square; the Ooldon Eagle and the Red Star were the most promising looking, and he aelected the latter. Unfastening the straps of the aklla, he cnet them over hi shoulder and entered the famous old hotel. At the sound of the stranger's foot steps In the hall a big, whlte-aproned man. whose head was covered with a Turkish tea, appeared In the doorway at the end of the ball; In hi right hand he held a murderous looking knife and In the left a fork. He greeted the newcomer with great re spect; It wa surprising to see a guest at this time of the year. Th man of the aklls leaned hla knapsack and tha kits against the wall and said, "Gluten morgen. Herr Wlrthl" The big Gorman threw fork and knife on a table and rubbing hla handa on hla apron to remove the grease, took th itranger'i sack and carried It Into th office. There he put a long, official blank of reporting paper be fore blm, together with pen and Ink. It took a long time for the stranger to fill out all the somewhat Imperti nent question, but at last It was dona. On the last line he wrote In large, round charaoter the name: "Chevalier Sonapo E dl Leon." "What can I do for you, chevalier?" asked the hotel keeper, who had used the time to remove his apron and put on a clean coat. Tint of all, I want some break fast, than a room, aa I would Ilk to spend a few day here," The host' face hone with pleasure and he led his guest Into th small dining-room. The chevalier' eye wandered around aearchtngly; they seemed to penetrate Into every nook and corner. Th boat returned, followed by a girt, who put a snow-white cover on one of the tablea, then steaming hot rolls were brought In with coffee, baa. tar. honey and some egg. Tha chevalier ata heartily; tha aarty taorntng exercise bad given splendid appetite. When he had fin ished, the boat offered him some ell-are, but he smilingly refused, assur ing blm that he never used them. "They are real Baharan, chevalier." "SaharanT Ia that a new brand T "Not exactly; w have had It for ten years, ever alnce the aucceeeful Ir rigation of th desert I undurstand that It la even better than tha once fumou Havana." The atranger looked at tha hoat thoughtfully, then with soma besltsr Uon be asked: "What Is the name of tha engineer who planned that projectf 1 have quite forgotten." "You are not a German, chevalier, otherwise you would know tha man whom all the German-speaking nations regard with hope; his name la Count von Werdensteln." The young man started, bat recov ered himself quickly. "How foolish, I have nearly spilt my coffee. Tea, Werdensteln; I remember tha name now." "Ha la our Bismarck, Moltka and Edison, In one person." The young man stared at the host for a second. "Quite a remarkable "Indeed, sir, he was selected as commander In chief by the Interna tional Federation, for the war against America." T am sura It Is a very happy selec tion." "Well, sir, he 1 a great man Indeed, but I do wUh, and I am sure many others wish so too, that Instead of militarism, he would devote his ener gies to the betterment of the people." "To Industrial, agricultural and finan cial developments; Is that what you meant" "Yes, sir, and above all else, to lift ing (he burdens from the citizens. You know what we have to suffer under this terrible military rule." "I am a stranger, my dear hoat; I cam from where the coffee and slen der palm grow, so I don't know much about tha happening around here. However, I am Interested and pray that yon tell me more." Th good hoet of the Red Star waa happy to find some one who was glad to listen to his talk; this stranger even took hi notebook out and dashed some Interesting details Into it Later on he found a queer little newspaper, the Koelnlsche Zeltung, and read the news section with much interest The same morning he Inquired for the best tailor In town and Herr Schnls, tha host telephoned for him. When the little tailor arrived he took measurements, showed fashion plates and goods, but the chevalier left the selection to him, stipulating that all he wanted was tha latest In every thing. The tailor touched the cloth the chevalier's Alpine coat waa mad of and examined It closely with an air of surprise. "This Is something new to me," he said at last "I never saw a weave Ilka this." Ha looked ques Uoningly at the chevalier, but he seemed to be busy with the fashion plates and did not answer. However, at tha tailor's request he removed hla coat and that little man looked aearch tngly at the lining, hoping to find the maker's name. Hla eyea grew large when h aaw a small tag bearing the name of a Chicago manufacturer. Three days later the new clothes were ready; the Chevalier dl Leon paid for them In gold. It did not mat ter that the mint stamp was quite old; Indeed, some were of the nineteenth century, and none of the pieces were later than 1919. The curious little tailor noticed this fact also; be shook his head again, but kept quiet That quality was still golden. The same evening the stranger left by tha alow local train for Munich, A Tall Young Man on Sklla Slid Down From On of th Snow-Covered 8lde Hills. that old art center. Ha selected a promising hotel and waa soon settled for the night Upon his inquiry for tha quickest route to Berlin the Aero-EH ec trio Line waa suggested. It made the trip In alz hour. "It Is quite Ingenious." thought tha chevalier. Pour tremen dous cigar-shaped aluminum balloons were attached to each other; the whole aerial train waa at least 100 yards long. The flret and the last bal loons had very high powered dynamos, and both were connected with some In genious device to tha rail that waa supported on tall Iron columns. "Not a bad Idea," thought tha char altar aa ha mounted the Aero-Electro tha next morning. "It Is In soma way similar to tha old electric car system; they economise on the rail and tha roadbed, but let ma see tha gaat Tea. It pay, after ail. and It la qatehar." Tha chevalier (elected a place wnara ha waa able to see both (Idea of the train, and took out his field glsss. It wss cold on tho upper deck, but ha did not pay much attention to that; ha wo too busy watching the country be low. He saw many Interesting things with his extremuly powerful glass, but at almost every town that they passed ha observed military maneuvers, not withstanding the cold and deep snow. "Oh, what a waste!" be thought then retired Into the large saloon, because the wind bad risen and was unpleas antly cold. He sat down at the reading table and looked through a number of pert odlcals. There he found pictures Of almost all the monarcbs and also a very good picture of Count von Wer denateln. Juat below this picture was an article that did not speak very highly of this genius. The paper was ultra-soclallstlcally Inclined, and tha article pointed out the futility of tha militarism of which the connt waa tha advocate. The chevalier took out his little note book and wrote the name of the au thor there. The paper waa edited la Berlin and he did not anticipate much trouble In finding Paul Kalmar through the editorial office. The aero-traln was half an hour lata on account of the high wind, but final ly arrived. The traveler took a taxlcab and at random told the chauffeur to drive to the Metropole Hotel. It was one of tbe old-fashioned places left over from the nineteenth century, but it wo ex cellently equipped with all modern Im provement. The Chevalier dl Leon did not stay long In his rooms, but after a short consultation w'th the clerk left the hotel and mingled with the crowds on the street The beautifully decorated store showed Christmas splendor and lux. urle. The ancient beauty of tha town Impressed him. At one end of the park stood a magnificent equea trlan monument of colossal size. Th horse wa bounding forward; the face, with upturned mustache and fierce eye waa familiar. All the muses of art and science were gathered about tha baae In a fantastic but expressive ma ner but In front of them, holding tha most prominent position, was Marat Tbe chevalier shrugged bis shoulders: "It does seem that monorchism cannns exist without the sword." The palace guard marched by. a company of the 221st Infantry res ment Tbelr helmets glittered, they wore grayish cuirasses, and carried clumsy looking rifles; they hod no bayonets, but short pistols In their belts. The music boomed In war Ilk a tone and the uniformed men marched in atlff, unnaturally long itep. Th chevalier shook hla head again, and turned sadly into a aide street At the editorial room of th Ftvu Cedanken be gave hla cord to an at tendont and asked to see Herr Pan! Kalmar. "Are you a poett" tha boy asked Inquisitively. "No, Indeed, not even an author." This seemed to please the boy, who hurried away; he soon came back with a smile. "Third door to the right" Tha next moment Chevalier dl Leon stood before Herr Paul Kalmar, who Invited htm to be seated. Tha ultra, socialist waa a mild, calm giant with very light brown hair, but his green, lsh eyes held sparks of courage and dogged determination. The tall chevalier seemed to fan press him favorably, and he listened with a quiet air. "I have come from afar to see too, Herr Kalmar. I read your article about Count von Werdensteln. and as I have an idea that probably will In fluence the count to preach peace fas stead of war, I wish you would kindly listen to me and give me your advtoa." "I also am a man who wonts peace. Chevalier dl Leon, and I will be glad to discuss that theme with you; If you will give me a few minutes' time t win take you to the Cafe American and we can talk and eat at the same tlma." T am sure it will pleaae ma very much." Half and hour later they were on the balcony of the famous Cafe Amer ican In a cosy corner among tha palms and vines. The big German ordered an epicu rean lunch with Mosel wine; ha list ened attentively and ata with a relish. The chevalier's words seemed to meet with his approval "To prove my good will, to win hla Influence, I am willing to give him tha secret of gold manufacturing." These words were said so enthusias tically that a beautifully dressed wom an who sat at the neighboring table looked up from her plate and gaaed at the bright-eyed chevalier. "Not so loud, my dear man, not so loud; even the wall hav ears." Tha advice came somewhat late, for the woman already had noted tha chevalier's words, and now aha watched them from beneath her long, silky eyelashes, but It waa In vain; sate could not hear Another word. After the long lunch Herr Kalmar and tha chevalier entered a taxlcab. "To the palace of tha honorable chancellor. Count von Werdensteln." thundered Kalmar In the ear of tha taxi driver. Mr. Kalmar seemed to know how to reach his excellency, the Iron-handed chancellor, aa a gorgeously liveried attendant soon conducted them Into the presence of the man they sooght Chevalier dl Leon stopped for a mo ment when ha beheld the man whoaa face ha had seen only In print; be stopped with a trace of caution In hla manner. (TO B COrrrnrrjKXW Reason Philosophically. "If man la not actually a low. be Bkea to marry the woman who wffl canoe htm tha least bothar. Decoy Dock," by a Fee. "Watch Out" Indigestion Dyspepsia Constipation Biliousness will surely "get you" if you are careless and neglect the Stomach, M Liver and Bowels. Be on guard, and at the first sign of trouble always take Z HOSTETTER'S Z -STOMACH BITTERS- It tones, strengthens, invigorates the entire m system. Try it now. m To Test Air in Room. A simple way to tell whether your room ia properly ventilated 1 to place a wide necked bottle of water, into which you have put half an ounce of lime water, in tbe room, letting it remain uncovered over night If la the morning the lime water is milk tha ventilation is bad. If tha lima water becomes milk on your covering the bottle mouth with your hand and shaking the vessel, the ventilation ia not sufficiently good. If the lima water remain clear the air of that room i pure. 17 7 Si 11 RAISES th e DOUGH Better than other powde producing light, dainty, whola soma cakea and paatriee CRESCENT BAKING POWDER high grade) and moderate ia price 25c lb. tin at grocers. Creecee Mfg. Com Seattle Securing: Household Efficiency. A practical knowledge of tha work to be done, an ability to convey that knowledge to servants, to observe without appearing to observe, to cor. rect without nagging, and to show friendliness without familiarity ail these will enable ua to give to a maid a sense of personal freedom and re sponsibility and a practical knowledge of tha detail of her work which wilt tend to dissipate the hostility engen dered by years of misunderstanding. Century Magazine, Effort Worse Than Wasted. "What make me really mad," said tha woman, "is to spend minutes, maybe hours, trying to get hold of a white hair that shows up on my head like a dazzling light yet which Is tan talizingly elusive when I try to catch it and then when I do finally separata it from the brown hair and give it a vigorous pull, to find that I hav snatched out a good brown hair and left tha white one still shining 1" May Get the Sack. "The count related to us how hi ancestors had once sacked a palace ia Normandy." 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