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And the fact that AIDS is as much an issue today as it was when the musical was released makes the subject matter almost dis turbingly pertinent However, the char acters in the story toe the line of being outdated, as has the edginess of the bohemian lifestyle. With shabby chic attire and indie film festivals all the rage these days, too manyfilmgoers will leave "Rent" feeling like they're part of a way of life that, in reality, they will never be able to understand. And it's difficult to deny that the characters, if real and alive today, would likely boy cott this film version of their lives as they boycotted the construction of a multimedia corporate office building in the neighborhood in the show. kgerhard@dailyemerald.com CRUZER or STERLING Board & Binding □BURTOH SNOWBOARDS Receive a Pair of Burton Tribate Boots Free! 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