Bird: Opens next week for Nickel Creek Continued from page 8 audience here." But Bird has finally grabbed the attention of his compatriots. During the last stretch of his North Ameri can tour, Bird played to sold-out crowds. Now he heads into a national tour with bluegrass band Nickel Creek. His live shows prove to be as compelling as his studio work. The live set allows him to experiment on stage with sounds and syncopation in ways that he never could in his earlier Bowl of Fire days. "I could change the arrange ments, try something new and I wouldn't get any dirty looks for it," Bird said. Now Bird gets looks of admiration. The relationship between musician and audience is close at his live shows. The experimentation of rhythms and his playful vocals, which stray and wander from the original melodies, bring the audi ence close to the creative process. "Anything could happen stum bling around, sort of cooking some thing up on stage," Bird said. "I real ly enjoy sort of discovering things on stage in front of the audience." But don't get used to it. Atthe heart of Bird's experimentation lies an impe tus to move forward. Bird worked closely with electronic musician Mar tin Dosh during the last leg of his tour, and hopes to collaborate in the future. Bird said he hopes to record a more minimalist album next. "I want to make something very spare, but still engaging," Bird said. Bird is opening for Nickel Creek at the McDonald Theatre, located at 1010 Willamette St., on December 9th at 8 p.m. Tickets are $22for advanced sales, $25 atthe door. Behrendt: Comic's self-deprecation is the heart of his set Continued from page 10 O'Brien," "Larry King Live," "The Tonight Show" and even "Oprah," but the dating guru isn't done dishing out knowledge yet. On Nov. 15, he re leased his first solo comedy project, "Greg Behrendtis Uncool," a 128 minute DVD of a stand-up perform ance at the San Jose Improv. Long story short Behrendt's routine is hilarious. His subject matter is fresh and current, his humor is wonderfully self-deprecating and smart, and his fast-paced and poignant delivery is reminiscent of other contemporary comic idols like Brian Regan and Dane Cook, though he's a bit dirtier than Re gan and a bit more in touch with his feminine side than Cook. The majority of his jokes are based on personal experience. Nowthathe is inching into his 40s with purportedly great difficulty, the comic is convinced he is no longer cool (thus the title) and he demonstrates the manifold reasons he believes this to be true. "You have to understand the jour ney," he said during his routine. "I came to Los Angeles in 1993 to be a rock star. I am now a contributor for Cosmo Girl. I have a chain wallet way past my prime. I have to wear glasses to watch porn. I hurt from sleeping, but I love my life." To Behrendt, "your 20s are sub versive and unquestionably cool." Certainly, he must have learned a little something about that right here in Eugene. Attending the University of Oregon in the '80s, he started out as a business major but eventually ended up in the theater department. When you reach your 30s, Behrendt says, "you've hit your stride," but when your 40s come to call, you're suddenly "blind-sided by a wave of uncoolness." This premise, however, is fairly de ceptive. Even though he publicly airs out fears that he is "too old to rock" and that he's become "the creepy old guy" at concerts, Behrendt is far from uncool. At least the women in the au dience of his performance seem to think he's cool, and it's easy to under stand why. His book and much of his stand-up empowers women. He is both sensitive and masculine, notto mention sexy—the dream guy com bination of the "Sex and the City" set. 7 came to Los Angeles in 1993 to be a rock star. I am now a contributor for Cosmo Girl. I have a chain wallet way past my prime. I have to wear glasses to watch porn. I hurt from sleeping, but I love my life." Greg Behrendt | Comedian and author Indeed, the comic is not afraid to show his knowledge of fashion. During a bit on why "adult rock shows" — a 25-and-older concert with no opening actthat starts at 7 p.m. — would be a good idea, he warns a young concert-goer who is drunk off "gin and guava juice or whatever he stole from his parent's liquor cabinet" to "back it up" be cause he's wearing cashmere. But this ease with his feminine side does not mean Behrendt is out of touch with other men. In fact, he likely reaches many with a joke about his wife and a fellow mom from their children's play group dropping their pants and discussing grooming tips when the second mother announces she will be posing for Playboy. Also, despite his fixation on age, Behrendt's jokes are appreciated by many generations or at least those who are old enough to hear the f-word. From tips on trick-or treating, to the proper way to rock an air guitar, to the challenges of playing Pictionary with his wife on married-couple game night, Behrendt touches on experiences almost everyone can understand or recall. Overall,this DVD iswell-worth$15 and two hours of yourtime. And those who enjoy it may want to look into Behrendt's stand-up tour, which is scheduled to begin in January 2006. kgerhard@dailyemerald.com classes are on campus. * * fO your social life doesn t have to be. m m s* * m m Monday Nights buy a brew get a free slice of pizza 6-10 p.m. pool. always.^ 484-1727 / \ write for the Oregon Daily Emerald For more information about freelancing call 346-5511. \_;_2 UNIVERSITY HEALTH CENTER L ' * 1 i - \ [ t . mmmMm PLAN AHEAD FOR THE HOLIDAY Health Center open through December 12. Health Center closed on December 13 and will reopen on January 9 to resume regularly scheduled hours. 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