Davis: Albertsons does disservice to customers by pulling mag Continued from page 5 cause of an article entitled "Vagina 101." The article contains information on yeast and urinary tract infections, vaginal discharge and pubic hair, along with three illustrations of the fe male privates. The company's Intermountain Di vision made the decision to remove the magazine in 12 western states, including the Beaver State (good one, huh?). Danielle Killpatrick, Oregon public affairs director for Albertsons, told an Arizona newspaper the store re ceived complaints about the article, but did not release any details as to who made the original complaint. We can only suspectthatthe com plaint came from shoppers who found the material offensive, especially those shopping with children or young teens. It forces me to point out the obvi ous: Don't walk down the aisle. If I listened to every person on 13th Avenue, I'd be a hot-dog-eating, frat-partying, joke-telling (some guy was selling a political joke book for $3) kid who subscribes to the news paperfor$10 a trimester, has a cell phone planfor$45 a month, goes to church every Sunday and supports gay and lesbian rights. And unlike those on 13th Avenue, the magazine doesn't scream, "Hey, I saw you trying to get away!" It just sits there. If consumers don't wantto see "ex plicit" material in their gardening magazine, get the subscription by mail. And make sure little Billy or Suzy doesn't run off to aisle three. The company likely received com plaints from two old ladies, so we can't blame the consumer in gener al. The store is at fault for this idiotic decision. I applaud Albertsons for pulling trash off of the racks, but it's a weak effort. Yes, I called it trash. There's a rea son most of these magazines are called guilty pleasures. However, Seventeen defended it self by upholding the article in a state ment, saying its staff is dedicated to writing on topics that concern its readership. Why discriminate in whattrash you sell? While the store does not sell Playboy or Penthouse, a visitto the Coburg Road Albertsons found FHM, Maxim, Stuff, GQ and Esquire. Magazines aimed at a younger audience included CosmoGIRL!, Teen Vogue and Teen People. A Women's Health cover con tained a teaser on the coverthat read, "Get What You Want In Bed." Albertsons is not consistent in what it does and does not sell. Left on the shelf is soft-core porn, but out goes an edition of Seventeen. The store also does not sell hard-core pornographic magazines. No matter how trashy Seventeen is, at least the magazine was trying to educate young females on their body and health. The situation brings to mind Wal Mart banning FHM, Maxim and Stuff in 2003. At least the superstore did some thing right—kind of. Wal-Mart was n't as choosey as Albertsons in their decision making. Wal-Mart also banned Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, Penthouse, Playboy, Playgirl and a 2001 issue of InStyle. Since the stores have decided to become our censors, both should go a step further. Why not stop all sales of condoms, douches and tampons? Let'sthrowin baby diapers just to be safe. Not only does Albertsons show in consistencies in whattype of maga zines they sell, they can't even de cide where to blackball the magazine. Albertsons has 2,300 stores in 31 states. Why is the issue still on the shelf in the East? Apparently we are just a bunch of prudes in the Northwest. As a private entity, the store can sell whatever it wants, but it's violat ing the philosophies of the modern grocery store: to provide products to its customer. The chain, founded by Joe Albert sons in 1939, is based in Boise, Idaho. 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