■ Movie review Although not completely ‘Dead,’ latest Romero film lacks substance The director puts out an original movie, but it doesn't compare to the others in his masterful zombie series BY RYAN NYBURG PULSE EDITOR George A. Romero is a zombie movie visionary, a very small niche he fills with gusto. He both invented and transcended zombie films with his landmark “Night of the Living Dead,” setting the ground rules for zombie cinema (they stumble around, eat flesh and fall when shot in the head) while also turning zombies into more than just mind less killers. The first film used |zombies as an expression of 1960s social tension. The sequel, 1978’s “Dawn of the Dead,” turned them into a rotting satire of American consumer society. “Day of the Dead,” hindered by budget prob lems, never reached its full potential but still managed to touch on 1980’s ra-ra militarism. And now we have “Land of the Dead,” more than likely the conclu sion to the series. The world is now dominated by the walking dead. The surviving humans live in sealed-off urban centers and raid empty towns for supplies. The film opens with the zombies beginning to show disturb ing signs of intelligence, remembering behavior from their human lives. In an obvious but still wickedly funny allegory, the raiders use fireworks to distract the zombies so as to gun them down. We then move on to the urban center, where uber-capitalist Kaufman (a surprisingly low key Dennis Hopper) rules the city from a sealed-off skyscraper, taking the best of what it brought in for him and his fellow bourgeois and leaving the scraps for the rabble below. The allegory often threatens to overtake the plot, but Romero keeps things moving at a solid pace. The ac tion really gets going when Kauf man’s gofer Cholo (John Leguizamo), pissed because he is kept from getting a room in the tower, steals the city’s most powerful mili tary vehicle and threatens to bring the place down. Kaufman sends the head raider and the vehicle’s design er Riley (a rather wooden Simon Bak er) out after him. He’s joined by his simpleton friend and a hooker he saves from a bar (Robert Joy and Asia Argento, respectively) as well as a few military clowns. While the film works on many levels, overall it is not the success many were hoping it would be. The whole film is shot in the gritty dark ness of urban decay, which can be affecting at times but often creates a tone of bland sameness. While the script is intelligent and fast paced, it replaces the hopeless nihilism of the first three films with a hopeful pop ulism (not a good trade if you are trying to scare people). What the film lacks most of all is simple frights. This is not a frightening movie and not nearly as disturbing as Romero’s best work. It’s a film that wants to be epic but stretches itself thin, losing the gritty violence of the original trilogy in the process. Romero just does not seem to be in his element here. His best films take place in claustrophobic situations. The farmhouse of the original film, the shopping mall of the sequel, the low ceiling caves of “Dawn”; each set played a vital role. But in “Land” we have a rather indistinct urban waste land that could have been imported from a dozen other films. When compared to recent horror releases, the film is entertaining and original in its conception. But as an entry in the “Dead” series it seems insubstantial, not to mention unnecessary. ryannyburg@dailyemerald.com 022423 UNIVERSITY OF OREGON Stretch Your Summer Check out the September Experience Courses September 6-16, 2005 • Short on electives? • Looking for a unique way to wrap up your summer? • Want to get ahead in your course of study? • Excited to get back in the swing of classes? • Does $500 for 4 credits sound like a deal to you? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you need to find out more about the September Experience Courses. 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Offering relief from summer re runs, the last two games of the National Basketball Association fi nals took the first and third slots on the week’s ratings roster, while ABC's unexpected summer hit, “Dancing with the Stars,” claimed second place, according to Nielsen Media Research. Even so, CBS remained the most popular network overall and, other than NBC's “Law & Or der” rerun, CBS series repeats filled out the rest of the Nielsen top 10. CBS' special, “AFI: 100 Years, 100 Movie Quotes,” ranked 11th. A “Dateline NBC” special with Katie Couric interviewing “run away bride” Jennifer Wilbanks ranked 13th. The premiere of NBC's much-hyped reality series, “I Want to be a Hilton,” was 29th. For the week, CBS averaged 7.5 million viewers (5.2 household rating, 10 share), while ABC had 7.2 million (4.8 rating, 9 share). 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