Oregon Daily Emerald Thursday, November 4, 2004 "Imagine The Creator as a stand-up comedian — and at once the world becomes explicable." H.L. Mencken | Political commentator ■ In my opinion RYAN MURPHEY MR. SOPHISTICATION Snotty stars should be slapped with humiliation Celebrities are the spinner hubcaps of society. They are flashy, entertaining and easily noticed, but when it comes down to it, basically useless. So why do I know more about Paris Hilton’s dog, Tinkerbell, than 1 do about the policies of half of my elected officials? Why is it that the criminal activities, wardrobe malfunctions, and scan dalous sex lives of the rich and famous draw as much, if not more, media coverage than geno cide in Sudan, political upheaval in Haiti or even the measures we voted on last Tuesday to decide the future of regional and national legislation? The argument has been made that airing the dirty laundry of the stars reminds us that they are not perfect, that they are “people just like us.” Right. The truth is that most people just like me have never had a birthday party hosted by the King of Morocco. Most people just like me would not make international news for ap pearing in an amateur sex video. Being the particularly covetous and childish person that 1 am, I find that my interest in the lives of the social elite is less motivated by a desire to re late to the stars than it is by a petty hatred for people who have more than I do. Watching a snotty musician or actor get publicly humiliated provides me with the kind of warmth and satisfaction generally re served for a daytime television program about a former gang member trying to turn his life around. As far as I’m concerned, Ash lee Simpson’s recent lip-synching mishap on Saturday Night Live is ironclad proof that there is an omnipotent God. Of all the per formances at which the talentless little faux delinquent’s ruse could have been revealed, it was on one of the most well-known live television shows in America, and not long af ter she had denounced other performers for doing the same thing. How’s that for a divine bitch-slap? All too often the true reasons for outrage over celebrity indiscretions are overlooked in light of more conventional objections such as morality and social expectations. When I heard rumors that Britney Spears’ most recent marriage may have been the result of an unexpected pregnan cy, I was not in the least bit upset by the thought of the teen icon being impregnated out of wed lock. What horrified me was the realization that if the rumors were true, Britney Spears would be raising a child, and that disgusts me far more than does the violation of unrealistic social morals. During Britney’s career as a talentless void, she has managed to inflict irreparable damage on an entire generation of preteen girls and yet no concerns have been raised about the results her parenting might yield. Normal people go through messy divorces, have drinking problems, raise children, take stands on issues and develop eating disorders, but are lucky if members of their own family take much notice. For whatever reason, if these same people starred in a movie or performed a hit single, they would be hard pressed to break wind without making headlines. I suppose I should insert a little diatribe here about the dan gers of celebrity worship, but I’d rather get home and watch “The Simple Life.” ryanmurphey@ daily emerald, com Musical pokes fun at politics 'Good Morning Athens' provides comic relief while sending a serious, timely political message BY NATASHA CHIUNGERIAN SENIOR PULSE REPORTER Don’t expect to see any to gas in the musical “Good Morning Athens. ” The University Theatre’s second pro duction of the school year, which opens Friday, will be full of con temporary music, language, cos tumes and political themes. Former University of Wyoming student Sean Keogh wrote the musical, which he based on the ancient Greek play “Lysistrata.” The production tells the tale of a Greek commu nity whose leader, General Tan talos, is up for re-election. Tan talos, who bought himself into office the first time, decides to go to war for no reason other than to increase his chances of re-election. The women in the community decide to protest the war by refusing to have sex with their husbands until the fighting stops, and their vows of celiba cy become a hot topic on the lo cal TV show, “Good Morning Athens.” University Theatre De velopment Director Joseph Gilg said although the show sends a serious political message, it is heavily comedic. “It’s a spoof and a farce; it pokes fun at politics and war,” he said. “People will read into those deeper, darker meanings, and that’s fine because they’ll laugh. It’s like watching ‘The Daily Show.’” Gilg said he and other theater department staff members chose the production after viewing it last winter at a college theater fes tival at the University of Idaho. He added that it makes references to World War I and II, Adolf Hitler and the current situation with oil and the war in Iraq. “We thought it was very exciting and timely,” Gilg said. “At this point in American histo ry, this play has a certain reso nance with everyone, we think. ” Cast members were selected last spring and reviewed the script and music over the sum mer, but they only began re hearsing this term. Senior the ater arts student Sarah Griner, who plays Lysistrata, the wife of General Tantalos and leader of the women’s peace movement against sex, said she enjoys the modern aspects of the show and working with other women. “1 love how this part allows me to reach back into my femi nine side,” she said. “I’m on stage with girls most of the time, and it’s like having a girls’ night out. It allows for natural acting qualities. This show has a lot of contemporary characters whom people can relate to.” Today’s society is reflected in the show’s sets, costumes and music, which include graffiti painted buildings, street-wear, army fatigues and a mixture of rap, hip-hop and rock tunes. Senior theater arts student Deric Davis, who plays Herodotus, one of the hus bands, said he loves that the show is hilarious yet sends out a message of peace. He added that one challenging aspect of the production was getting used to a large amount of physical contact with other actors. “It’s such a touchy-feely show; there’s a lot of groping and feeling, and that was differ ent for me,” he said. “It was quite strange to jump into that and do sexual things. In one scene, the women are trying to entice the men and make them horny, and they’re really touch ing and rubbing and dancing in V ir Lauren Wimer | Senior photographer From left to right: Danielle Kardum (Chrysis), Sarah Griner (Lysistrata) and Juliet Strong (Thalia) perform in "Good Morning Athens." front of them.” Although the show’s message takes a stance against war, Davis said it shouldn't offend viewers who supported the war in Iraq. “1 can see how it would be controversial, and people could read into it, but 1 think the mes sage is a good message,” he said. “It’s a message of peace.” The University Theatre will present “Good Morning Athens” at the Robinson Theatre Friday, Saturday and Nov. 12,13,19 and 20 at 8 p.m.; Nov. 11 at 7:30 p.m.; and Nov. 14 at 2 p.m. Tickets cost $6 for University students; $11 for University staff, faculty, seniors and non-University students; and $14 for the general public. Tickets can be purchased at the EMU Ticket Office. ruuchilingerian@ daily emerald, com Local art collective heads to The Buzz New Zone focuses on collaboration between students and community members to create eclectic artwork BY AMY LICHTY PULSE REPORTER With all of its art galleries, artistic organizations and art classes, Eugene is a wonderful place for art lovers to live. Art work ranges from glass-blowing to photography to murals on street walls. Today, the Eugene based New Zone Art Collective is making its way to The Buzz coffee shop and the Aperture Gallery, located in the EMU. According to its Web site, the New Zone Art Collective has been around for more than 20 years and is a nonprofit organi zation committed to presenting and encouraging the education and development of local artists and art students. “They’re all community members and do many things for the community,” UO Cultur al Forum Event Coordinator Eri ca Rothman said. “Not only are they a nonprofit organization bringing new experimental art to Eugene and the surrounding areas, but they also have an ed ucational side.” Although this won’t be the first time the artists have dis played work at the University, it has been years since their last showing, and they’re eager to reconnect with students. “This is a wonderful experi ence for the collective,” New Zone President Peter Herley said. “Getting the diversity of the stu dents who will see the work every day and the interaction with the students is great. We haven’t had this kind of interac tion since we left our space on Broadway, where we had a really good ongoing relationship with the students of the University. We hope to bring that back.” With a membership of about fifty Eugene-area artists, the New Zone Art Collective ranges from realistic painting to abstract art and everything in between. “I’m amazed by the depth that their collection brings,” Rothman said. “They have many media represented and I think that the show at The Buzz coffee shop will be very diverse. ” One goal that both the UO Cultural Forum and the New Zone Art Collective hope to meet is for students and com munity members to come to the opening of the show at 5 p.m. today in The Buzz. Art-lovers are encouraged to attend the opening, where light refresh ments will be provided by the Cultural Forum. “The New Zone has a very sizable following throughout the community,” Rothman said. “But hopefully the art will draw more students so we can have a nice mingling of both communi ty members and UO students.” The New Zone Art Collective would like to achieve another goal with the help of the com munity. “Our future goal is to get our own space (to put up work),” Herley said. "Anyone who wants to help finance or be a patron is more than welcome to contact us by visiting our Web site at www.newzone.org.” New Zone’s art collection will be available for viewers to enjoy in The Buzz and the Aperture Gallery throughout November. “We’re looking forward to this show,” Herley said. “It’s go ing to be fun.” amylichty@dailyemera.ld. com