Autumn ~a»n^novies The next two months offer something for all cinematic tastes, from dark comedy to nonsensical adventure By Steven Neuman Freelance Reporter After braving the wilds of a rocky summer movie season filled with overblown special effects and even more overblown promotions (think "Gigli"), average movie-buffs are now entering what is considered the "artsy" season for movies. Fall is a time when the studios scrape together any remain ing shreds of dignity and put out some of the best movies of the year. Sept. 26 Sofia Coppola's delicate direction of Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in "Lost in Translation" has already won acclaim on the international film circuit — critics are already call ing it Coppola's second coming — and it will be interesting to see whether the art can live up to expec tations. The film centers around the chance meeting of a washed-up film actor who is shooting a whiskey commercial, and a photographer's wife in a Tokyo bar. The two imme diately bond and go on a deep and apparently humorous adventure of soul searching that spans a weekend. "Duplex" places Ben Stiller in yet another precariously comedic situa tion: This time he pairs with Drew Barrymore as one half of a hip New York City couple who stumbles upon the near-perfect duplex in the perfect neighborhood. The only problem is the duplex's other inhabitant, an eld erly woman who is anything but sweet. Soon enough, Stiller and Barry more find themselves trying to kill the neighbor from hell in what is sure to be a comedic paring from heaven. "Under the Tuscan Sun" is like "Ihe Money Pit," only set in Italy and with out all the humor. Okay, so it's nothing like "The Money Pit" but Diane Lane does play an empowered and divorced middle-aged woman who sets out on a vacation to begin a new life, purchas ing a run-down villa in Tuscany. As she Spackles her way to self-fulfillment and fixes up her home she meets a hunky local played by Raoul Bova and love (presumably) ensues. "The Rundown" has all the makings of a spectacularly egotistical action/ad venture flick. The Rock plays a bounty hunter who takes an assignment that sends him to Helldorado (no, that's not a joke) in the Amazon jungle to capture escaped convict Seann William Scott. As it turns out, the convict is sim ply an adrenaline-junkie kid looking for riches and a mythical mine that's filled with gold. However, Christopher Walken, once again playing the obliga tory local evil character with an accent of ambiguous origin, wants the treas ure for himself and plots to thwart the treasure hunters' plans. Oct. 3 "The School of Rock" has some of the best buzz of any commercial film out this fall. Tenacious D frontman Jack Black plays a musician who gets ousted from his rock band, and out of finan cial and emotional desperation decides to take a position as a substitute fourth - grade teacher at a stuffy, preppy private school. The plot centers around a bat tle of the bands competition and how Black learns from his students, as they learn from him, in time to win the top prize. This role seems tailor-made for Black, and it looks to be hilarious. Denzel Washington takes another stab at the genre that has defined his ca reer in the average thriller-drama "Out of Time" Washington plays a respect ed chief of police in a small Florida town, who must solve a brutal double homicide before he himself falls under suspicion. Ihe movie becomes a race of one man against his own police force as he has to run from trusted friends and colleagues while solving the crime. The studio is betting this movie will be huge, but it's going to be hard to top 'Training Day's" incredible emotional complexity and intensity. Oct. 8 In a weekend of the big-director re leases, Clint Eastwood pulls some tough punches as director of "Mystic River." Following the death of Jimmy Marcus' (Sean Penn) oldest daughter, three childhood friends — including Penn, Kevin Bacon and Tim Robbins — reunite. Bacon is a police detective assigned to the case, who soon uncov ers some disturbing evidence and is forced to wrangle his friend's rage and pangs for revenge. The Coen Brothers do romantic comedy? "Intolerable Cruelty" is the story of a hot-shot Los Angeles di vorce attorney (George Clooney) who is out to beat his client's ex-wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) at her own game, while preserving his own client's bank account. The two appar ently fall in love and hilarious hijinks and legal conflicts of interest ensue. David Carradine is Bill, In "Kill Bill: Volume 1." He's the leader of a group of assassins who orders a hit on his top student Uma Thurman. She takes a bullet in the brain on her wedding day, killing her unborn child. She awakens from a coma five years later, and de cides to seek revenge, killing the mem bers of the group and saving Bill for last. "Kill Bill" is split into two separate 90-minute "volumes," which will be released on different dates. Look for stars like Daryl I lannah, Lucy Liu, Vivi ca A. Fox, Michael Madsen and Samuel L. Jackson. Oh yeah, this little flick's di rected by one Mr. Tarantino. I don't know whether to cry or to cry harder at "Good Boy!" Liam Aiken plays young Owen Baker, who is happy to adopt a dog from the local animal shelter, but is surprised to leam that 1 Iubble, his dog (voiced by Matthew Broderick), is a visitor from space. The dog is on a mission from Sirius — the dog star, get it? — to prepare Earth dogs for a visit from the Great Dane. This movie was, of course, already made, and it was called "Lilo and Stitch." In the second indie horror chiller released this year — "The House of the Dead" — a group of controlled substance-happy teens sail out to an island near Seattle to attend a massive rave. The daigs take hold, but the flesh-hungry zombies aren't halluci nations, the/re the trippy minions of a ghost named Castillo. Oct. 17 Based on John Grisham's novel, "Runaway Juiy" is the tale of the ma nipulation of a court trying a wrongful death case involving a major gun man ufacturer. John Cusack is the man on the inside and Rachel Weisz plays the woman on the outside in what looks to be a promising fall thriller. This remake of "The Texas Chain saw Massacre" looks about as inter esting as any remake of a classic film: I'd rather take a chainsaw to the head than see this. Cate Blanchett is "Veronica Guerin," an Irish investigative journalist who heroically risks her life by running a se ries of controversial stories exposing Dublin's underworld drug dealers. Based on a true story, Blanchett's per formance is rumored to have imbued this character with amazing life. Oct. 24 "Beyond Borders" deals with the ro mance between a disaster relief worker played by Clive Owen and a philan thropist socialite played by Angelina Jolie that evolves over many years and many locations. Add the Jolie-weird ness as a factor to that luscious and perverse mix, and you have a movie that is such a train wreck that Oliver Stone, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Ralph Finnes all ditched long ago. Apparently someone sold their soul to the devil to get "Gothika's" cast to gether. Halle Berry is a criminal psy chologist who encounters some myste rious circumstances when she awakens to find herself as a patient in the insti tution where she works, accused of committing a murder of which she has no memory. Penelope Cruz plays a mental patient and Robert Downey Jr. plays one of Berry's co-workers. On top of it all she has to deal with a vengeful spirit while she tries to piece together her recent past. The third installment of the trilogy, "Scary Movie 3", spoofs everything from 'The Lord of the Rings" to "Harry Potter," but the question remains: With out the Wayanses, will this franchise tank? Probably not, considering Kevin Smith penned a portion of this installa tion (they're working on No. 4). It looks as though the legacy may be better off without the brothers Grimm. 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