Thursday, July 31,2003 Oregon Daily Emerald PULSE Jan Tobias Montry Unsatsified customer Cast, plot illuminate upcoming film drivel Ever had the displeasure of meeting one of those unreasonable people who insists on degrading a movie even though it hasn't come out and there are few re views even available on which to base such drastic accusations? I am one of those people. I feel 1 have the innate ability, however misguided, to look at a movie's premise and its actors — hell, maybe just the movie poster — and make a determinative conclusion about its overall quality. So, in hopes of annoying as many read ers as possible with my cinematic predic tions that have no basis, logically or factu ally, let's get started! • "Gigli," starring divorce queen J-Lo and former badass B-Aff, is slated to sicken audiences starting in August. The premise is so incredibly terrible that I feel guilty re peating it in print. All you need to know before vomiting ensues is that lesbian as sassin Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) is wooed into heterosexuality by big-haired hit man Lar ry Gigli (Ben Affleck). OK, Jennifer, let me level with you. Just because I was forced to bite my lip and momentarily shed a tear at the end of "Se lena" doesn't mean you can pollute the universe with more movies, especially when you take decent actors down with you. And Ben, you were damn good in "Chasing Amy," "Dogma" and "Good Will Hunting," but were downgraded to "pretty good" status after "Boiler Room." Now, I've put you somewhere between "does not work well with others" and "travesty of humankind." • a.w.A.1., starring bamuel L. Jackson and some other random people, is sure to be a hit among movie fans who dislike substance, continuity and plot. The movie poster features a lone police gunman walking in die foreground while an entire city goes up in flames. That's a little over dramadc, wouldn't you say? Couple that with the fact that "S.W.A.T." is adapted from an old television series and you have a doomed enterprise des tined to be shelved on die discount rack for all eternity with "Charlie's Angels" and "Lost In Space." • "American Wedding," starring the same old cast members who staned in the first two American Pie movies, will be re cycling jokes again next month. Except this time, the creators of this stale trilogy are throwing in some subde bestiality and a marriage. Mediocrity, start your engines. But seriously, I admit I was a pretty good sport when I took my girlfriend to see American Pie as a senior in high school, and I even laughed at some of the jokes, overplayed as they were. And I can honestly say I made it through the entirety of American Pie 2, despite the pained grimace on my face as I.wit nessed the very same jokes that appeared Turn to Montry, page 6 Beat the HEAT £f«: Layt.uo Record temperatures have heat-worn locals looking for relief in cool lakes and air-conditioned malls alike By Ryan Nyburg Freelance Reporter With daytime temperatures rarely dropping below the mid-80s and often reaching the high 90s — and occasion ally the 100s — escaping the heat has become a full-time occupation. Here are a few suggestions for getting out of the sun this summer. Malls are prime places for escaping the outdoor heat. Both Valley River Center and Gateway Mall are spacious, air conditioned and offer plenty of food and drinks, so pa trons don't have to leave until the malls close. Movie theaters are also a common place to get out of the sun. Cinemark Movies 17 in the Gateway Mall, with its stadium seating and multitude of show times, is a popular choice. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, * the swashbuckling throwback starring Johnny Depp, is one of the summer's most popular films, right behind another ocean-themed film, "Finding Nemo." Both are good ways to keep cool for a couple of hours. Speaking of the sea, a trip to the coast and a dip in the Pacific Ocean might be in order. The waters off of the Oregon coast are known for their coolness, and almost constant waves make for good surfing, provided you can avoid rocks and a small great white shark population. Only 11 great white attacks have been reported in Ore gon since 1929, so that's probably not worth worrying about, however. A few lakes and rivers in the area are also worth a dip. Triangle Lake is a popular swimming hole, as is the Fern Ridge Reservoir, and rafting down the Willamette or the McKenzie rivers might be a good way to cool off a bit. Get off the Willamette before it reaches Portland, however, as the area has a history of toxic waste dumping. A few other good lakes and rivers in the Willamette Val ley include: Blue River Lake, Cottage Grove Reservoir, De troit Lake, Dexter Lake, Hill Creek Reservoir and the Santi am River, all which offer boat access. If the natural water supply holds no appeal, then pub lic pools could be a better choice for water sports. The Sheldon, Echo Hollow and Amazon pools are all great Turn to Heat, page 6 Refreshing 'Victor7 honest, unnervinqly familiar By Steven Neuman Freelance Reporter Director Peter Sollett's first feature film, "Rais ing Victor Vargas," is like taking a dip in the pool on a hot day — cool and refreshing. Yet, some how, this film is far more satisfying. The plot focuses on Victor's relentless hunt for the love of the oft-pursued — but chaste — Judy, but is punctuated by the growing distance be tween Victor and his tight-knit family. This story line is well-tread territory, but the incredible in tensity of intimacy this film projects is due mostly to a ~ ~ very young and talented en- M0VI6 semble of unknown actors TOVIGW who are refreshingly devoid _ of cliche techniques. Sollett has worked with the characters of Judy (Judy Marte) and Victor (Victor Rasuk) in a pre vious short film, and he coaxes some impressive performances from the actors. Victor's transfor mation from overconfident womanizer to ex posed teenager comes across completely natu rally, and the melting of Judy's reluctance is equally realistic. Despite the strengths of Marte and Rasuk's performances, it is the supporting cast who tend to steal the scenes with a light humor tough to find in today's cinema. The reluctant love scenes between Victor's best friend Harold (Kevin Rivera) and Judy's best friend Melonie (Melonie Diaz) convey the essence of youth through a sense of wonder and sexual naivete that is in credibly charismatic and thoroughly charming. It's not the kind of sexy love scene that big stu dio films dish out, but Diaz and Rivera capture something dredged up from our collective mem ory of burgeoning sexuality. Similarly, the scenes featuring Victor's guardian and eccentric grandma — expertly played the charming Altagracia Guzman — and Victor's sister and brother have a kind of realism that verges on voyeurism, somehow both un nervingly familiar and beautifully honest. This is most personified in a scene where Guzman, in a fit of desperation, comically attempts to hand Victor over to a social worker, only to find that what she was attempting is illegal. More over, the blatant self-consciousness of the scene where Victor's good-boy kid brother, Nino (Sil vestre Rasuk), asks Victor for advice about girls and masturbation is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. "Victor" is not without its flaws, however. Sol lett opted to for a certain degree of spontaneity in the project, and actors improvised most of the dialogue on the spot. The results are some what spotty; the transition from script to im provisation is often blatant because the script ed lines frequently lack the intimacy that abounds in the rest of the film. However, the momentum created by the rest of the energetic dialogue carries the viewer through these mo ments in most instances. Still, Sollett manages to paint an almost im pressionistic image of Victor's less-then-perfect love and family lives in New York City's Lower East Side. He systematically strips the city of the typical blues and grays and replaces them with heated reds and burning orange tones that belie the characters' Dominican Republic roots. While this type of coloring is often distracting, "Raising Victor" uses it to seemingly transform Sollett manages to paint an almost impressionistic image of Victor's less-than-perfect love and family lives in Mew York City's Lower East Side. otherwise nondescript ramshackle apartments into a backdrop more conducive to young love. The camera work and editing is smooth, and despite some moments where the camera shakes like a "Blair Witch Project" scene, the cuts usu ally flow naturally, and the choice of intense close-ups creates a pristine sense of intimacy that many more experienced directors struggle to achieve. Steven Neuman is a freelance reporter for the Emerald.