Pulse Editor. Jacquelyn Lewis jacquelynlewis@dailyemerald.com Oregon Daily Emerald forever Monday, June 9,2003 It’s time to say ‘fuck’ Well, it’s been a good run. If I die to morrow, I’ll take comfort in knowing there are copious printed inches of Ma son-abilia littered across cyberspace and various bathroom floors. But the self-serving good-bye column? God save us all. I suppose, how ever, that a number of important things have been left hith erto unsaid. Look ing back on my four illustrious years at the Emer ald, I’ve lived a life of privilege and prestige. But I still have a number of qualms that should be voiced: 1. The original iMac computers mak ing their last stand in the Emerald office should be rounded up and placed in some manner of computer death camp. They are slow, temperamental and ugly. I ordered a computer, not a Jolly Rancher. And where the hell is the floppy drive?! ? 2. You readers never see this side of the biz, but in an effort to fact check, re porters must place a “GQ” by every piece of verified information. Its intentions are good, but my editor Jacquelyn has taken it too far. I have had to GQ our own pa per’s name, the names of fellow staff members and yes, even “Jesus.” If any body ever misspells “Jesus,” they are im mediately sent to hell — otherwise known as an iMac death camp. 3. The problem with being a reporter is that you have to, like, talk to people. That’s why I became a columnist. But still, if I’m the only Pulse person in the of fice, I have to take phone calls from an noying PR agents hocking some author touring for their book about the oppres sion of pineapples. It’s sad really, but un less you send me stickers, I don’t care. 4. Because we have 50 columnists on the Pulse desk this year, I am only print ed every other week. I wrote every week and the odd columns appeared online. I do this pro bono even though nobody here reads them. Of course, that’s pro viding they even get online. I’m not pointing fingers, but someone is consis tently late in posting my columns. Not that you care anyway, but when you’re doing something just because you love it and people poop on your tender heart, it really hurts. Sniff. Turqto West page 17 Mason West Selling out The art of graduation Graduate relates math, music Ayisha Yahya Freelance Editor When she isn’t making music, grad uating senior Rose Whitmore may be busy playing with numbers. Whit more is double majoring in math and music performance and will graduate with honors from the School of Music with a 4.01 GPA on Saturday. Whitmore will receive three awards from the department: Out standing performer in Keyboard, out standing scholar in Music History, and outstanding undergraduate Scholar in Music. She said there are many parallels between the seemingly disparate ma jors. In both fields one has to take the time to practice the skills. “(Math) is not impossible, per se, you just have to put time to do it,” she said. “Just like music, you have to practice.” And in both areas she said she al lows herself to be completely engaged in her work. “For me playing, it’s being very present where I am, and being very conscious of what I play,” she said. “For math too, it’s being very con scious of all the details.” Whitmore has written several arti cles about the links between music and math in the math department newsletter Hilbert Space. Whitmore began studying the organ at the University four years ago. Her musical affair began 12 years earlier when she started to play the piano. Turn to Music, page 17 Emerald Music graduates often decide to teach music; theater graduates go into acting, producing or directing; eight students are graduating from the dance department this term. ‘Devoted’ theater grad wants to produce films Ryan Bornheimer Senior Pulse Reporter Windy Borman didn’t set out to be an overaehiever — it’s simply in her nature. “I’m one of these people that if I don’t have a lot of stuff to do, I just don’t know what to do with my free time,” Borman said. The senior has definitely made the most of her time at the Uni versity, successfully juggling two majors — theater arts and elec tronic media — as well as a post as the UO Cultural Forum’s per forming arts coordinator, to emerge as a driving creative force not only on campus, but in the city at large. Borman is one of 16 seniors graduating from the Department of Theatre Arts at 3 p.m. Saturday in the Robinson Theatre. In just the past two years, Borman has produced and directed a staging of “The Vagina Monologues,” organized renowned poet Maya Turn to Theater, page 18 Dance grad dreams of having dance studio Jacquelyn Lewis Pulse Editor University dance majors spend their college years enduring rigor ous exercises — both physical and mental. And this term, eight un dergraduate dancers will see their efforts come to fruition. Graduation is finally here, and the Department of Dance commencement will take place at 3 p.m. Saturday in Beall Hall. Department Chair Jenifer Craig said this year’s graduating class, small in comparison to other departments’ classes, is actually larger than usual for the dance department. She added that while dance ma jors often go on to choose many different career paths, all the 2003 graduates have realistic shots at performing careers. Craig said dance major Carrie Boulton, who will serve as the School of Music’s graduation flag bearer, was a particular standout in the past few years, given her academic success, dance performances and positive attitude. Boulton, originally from Lewiston, Idaho, was a member of this Turn to Dance, page 18 We leave our own legacies behind, no matter what we do I wanted my Emerald farewell column to be side-splittinglyfunny, ala Mason West, boldly con troversial like the ones Salena De La Cruz writes, or staggering and genius in its novelty. Yes, I wanted to go out in a blaze of sparkly Jacque lyn glory. But when I try to be funny, it comes out sounding forced, when I attempt to incite, I usual ly end up apologizing (dammit!) and when I search for a novel idea near the end of the term, my brain spews nothing but tropical vacation fan Jacquelyn Lewis down to just me, the computer and beautiful, beautiful procrastination. So I’ll bow out quietly, gracefully, without much commotion — because that’s the way I’ve always done things. I find it increasingly difficult to tell my own story because so much of my work is centered on other people’s stories. It’s nearly impossible to reflect on my own. But the more I think about it, the more I understand that no matter what we do, even without trying, we stamp our own legacies onto everything we touch. My “legacy” happens to be a long, long trail of Pulse articles, and that suits me just fine. No, it suits me perfectly. On that note, I think I should take a second 4tp4ajddress those who say arts writing is of no consequence, or “fluff,” as I think I’ve heard it called. As our editor would put it, the “tough bitch” side of me just has to have her say. Yes, “serious” news is important; politics and the like have obvious, undeniable effects on so ciety. But art, though it works its magic subtly, is powerful. Artists provide a service; they cre ate a foundation of ideas where every one of us can find our own reflection. (That’s why schools should never cut creative programs.) Being able to build something out of nothing is phenomenal. We define who we are and who we want to be, and to see this shining back at us is critically important. And that, my friends, is arts writing. College, for me, has largely been about making discoveries such as these. It’s about makir^nj^71 own assertions; it’s about independence and find ing out how to do things completely, absolutely on my own (well, OK, not completely, but still...). I realize that any agonizing I did had a pur pose, and I’m better for it. At the same time, I should say I haven’t totally “found” myself in college. I think a lot of that comes later on in life. I’ve never fooled myself into believing a col lege degree equals adulthood. And lastly, I’m just thankful people here at the University (and the Emerald especially) were willing to give me a chance. These people gen uinely believed in me, and their interest extend ed far beyond obligatory courtesy. That rocks. Contact the Pulse editor at jacquelynlewis@dailyemerald.conn. Her opinions f (Jo^iy>t necessarily represent those of the Emerald.