Pulse Editor Jacquelyn Lewis jacquelynlewis@dailyemerald.com Thursday, June 5,2003 Oregon Daily Emerald Read the year's last issue of Pulse on Monday Media take FCC, ensure continuation ofnonsense Whoopee! In a decision split down party lines, the Federal Communications Commission opted on Monday to relax even more of its media ownership re strictions. Single television companies can now reach almost half of the national audience. They can also own newspa pers, and I’m look ing for hard-work ing people to help me dig an under ground city so we can get away from this madness. What does this mean for our cul ture, our souls and the way we identify ourselves in this in creasingly confus ing mess? It means a whole hell of a lot for those who don’t wield a blind faith in the free-market system and its promis es to protect some of our most funda mental societal values. It means that, instead of provocative and intelligent programming, we’ll get more reality television such as “Extreme Makeover,” more mindless morning news programs like “The Early Show” and the other one-dimensional, “univer sally-appealing” garbage we’ve all come to know and love. Some argue that the media can’t be protected like they were in the past be cause there are so many new methods to disseminate information. But this ap proach fails to recognize the importance of the media to our culture. We identify ourselves through culture. We understand the world with what we glean from the media. They help us de cide who we are. So why do they need to acquire more? According to Columbia Journalism Review’s “Who Owns What” Web guide, Viacom already owns CBS, MTV and UPN stations, Simon & Schuster Publish ing, Paramount Theaters, about 170 ra dio stations and CBS online news —just to name a few. News Corporation, FOX Television’s parent company, already has a newspa per and television stations in the same market. On top of worldwide holdings, it also owns many cable channels, includ ing TV Guide, Twentieth Century FOX, The New York Post and FOX Sports Ra dio Network. The company also has shares in five major sports teams. These corporations lobby long and hard for industry deregulation, and they get what they want. Maybe we, the people, ought to hump the commis sion’s metaphorical leg as hard as the industry has. In a recent investigation by the Center for Public Integrity, key FCC officials were found to have taken over 2,500 in dustry-funded travel junkets in the past eight years at an expense of $2.8 million. In its report of these findings, the non partisan Washington, D.C., organization cites FCC Chairman Michael Powell as saying the FCC is the most frequently Turn to Bechard, page 11 Joseph Bechard Cultural Obstetrician Meet the Neighbors Neighbors, the only local gay bar, provides a welcome break from regular sports bar fare with cheap beer and entertaining drag shows Reporter’s notebook Ryan Bornheimer Senior Pulse Reporter Before they even take the stage, these women have undeniable star presence. It’s difficult not to notice four 6-foot-3-inch bombshells in stiletto heels strutting through room — and these are no ordinary women. They are the gender bending stars of Neighbors’ Friday night drag show, and their two-hour interactive per formance delivers enough energy and laughs to fill a hall twice its size. Anyone who has been pinned between vomiting fraternity brothers knows bars are not always the best places to relax on a Fri day night. But Neighbors, located at 1417 Vil lard St., has a unique flavor — a welcoming collection of personalities from every comer of the cultural map. Its non-threatening at mosphere is the antithesis of the stereotypi cal sports bar experience — and that’s even before the drag show begins. I arrived close to 10 p.m. and found the crowd sparse. As showtime drew near, trips to the bar for drinks became more ^challenging l amidst the P grow fi n g chaos. Still, the comfortable energy re mained. When the stage lights came up, four performers emerged, gyrating and lip-synch ing to Ricky Martin’s club anthem, “She Bangs.” The song provided the carefree theme of the evening, and the crowd seemed to love every minute of it. After an equally energized performance of “Free Your Mind,” Francesca, the evening’s host, welcomed everyone, alternating be tween stand-up comedy and improvised in teraction with the crowd — including every thing from cracks about Lane Community College to a bit of spanking. The sound sys tem left a little something to be desired Turn to Neighbors, page 11 Eleven Eyes amplifies typical jazz tunes The Corvallis and Eugene-based band will perform songs from its debut jazz/fusion album in Eugene next Friday at Luna Aaron Shakra Pulse Reporter There are times when you’ve got to look out side your own eyes — and add nine more. Enter Eleven Eyes, an instrumental jazz/fusion band based in both Corvallis and Eugene. The group will perform next Friday at Luna, lo cated at 30 E. Broadway, celebrating “Depth Per ception,” its debut album release. The band’s histo ry extends back to May of last year, when trumpet player Tim McLaughlin — then a student at the University — assembled members to play for his senior recital at the University’s School of Music. Rather than give a cut-and-dried classical per formance, McLaughlin brought together Mike Pardew on guitar, Matt Calkins on saxophone, Dave Trenkel on bass and Steve Weems on drums. He also added a turntable player— JD Monroe, known to the stage as the “Turntable Enabler. ” If a turntable seems out of place for a jazz band, lis teners might have to change their expectations — Eleven Eyes is no typical jazz group. Hip-hop, funk, and electronic music influences are discernible on “Depth Perception” — lending a hip, edgy result to the sound. However, each of the six tracks remain grounded in classical composition methods, prevent Courtesy Local band Eleven Eyes combines hip-hop, jazz and funk with electronic sounds on its newest album. ing the songs from becoming a redundant collection of loops and instrumentals soloing off a few chords. “We fuse a lot of different styles of music togeth er,” drummer Weems said. “We have a lot of differ ent kinds of instrumentation.” Describing instrumental music with written words is often a difficult task, but the sensibility of “Depth Perception” is that the musicians are tal ented, and the sound—well, it doesn’t sound like it came from this world. It’s ethereal, almost border ing on acid jazz. It’s decidedly upbeat and dance able — and knowing this will perhaps deter as many new listeners as it will gain. Tim McLaughlin, who called the band “a combination of a lot of stuff,” said he is happy Turn to Eleven Eyes, page 12