Pulse Editor: Jacquelyn Lewis jacquelynlewis@dailyemerald.com Tuesday, May 20,2003 Oregon Daily Emerald On Thursday The University Theatre celebrates its 1000th production Local poets resuscitate worthwhile pop culture It is decided. After nine long months of competition and a brief sit on the contest’s waiting list, Eugene finally has an official position and four poets to represent the community in this year’s National Poetry Slam. Although I don’t care who wins what in Chicago this August, it’s nice to see that poetry, despite its phlegmatic wheezing and open, oozing bedsores, is still some what alive. So many poets wanted to be a part of the nation al slam, planners had to book an ex tra venue in the Windy City so they could accom modate all of them. Maybe the slams were suc cessful only be cause Star Search is so damn popular these days, or maybe people ac tually still look for more engaging cul ture than utter nonsense. It’s hard to Joseph Bechard Cultural Obstetrician tell, but it’s nice to see people making an effort. During the course of local playoffs, some poets made the audience want to cut off their ears and jam them into the bloody holes on the sides of their heads. Others gave some glimmer of hope for the future of our culture. Whatever the case, you’ve got to ad mire these poets’ cajones. It’s hard to share what Jack Kerouac called “secret naked doodlings” with a crowd of hy percritical, half-drunken crazies. But at every slam, excitement and the smell of beer hung in the air, along with a sense of commiseration and a hope for the rising of some strange phoenix — or even a ratty looking chicken for that matter — from the ashes of a culture that used to be. I sometimes get so wrapped up in my obligations, criticisms and idealis tic nostalgia for a past I never even knew, I neglect to participate in what matters to me. I often lose track of where I come from and who I want to be. A lot of us do that. So thank god there are other people who get off their asses and work to keep culture alive. Winners Martha Grover, Treysi, who prefers to be called by one name, Ja han Khalighi and my personal favorite, Nathan Langston, demonstrated their ' worthiness by doing something a stu- 1 pid little monkey-boy like myself can’t muster the energy for. They work hard 1 at what they do, and now it’s paying ' off. They didn’t let man’s foamy rabid- \ ness cow them into some silly submis sion. They used that madness to say something — to make this world a more understanding and better under- ! stood place. 1 Sure, a lot of our poets may not have ] the big-city flair of some of the Turn to Bechard, page 7 i Mark Baylis Emerald The long-running MTV series The Real World' made a recruiting stop in Eugene on Saturday. Many hopefuls waited in line for over three hours for an interview. MTV: On the local scene MTV makes a stop in Eugene during a nationwide audition spree for The Real World,’ drawing more than 500 people to the Wild Duck Brewery Reporter’s notebook Mark Baylis Pulse Reporter When I heard Eugene was one of 12 cities chosen for an open-call audition for the 14th season of MTV’s “The Real World,” I was not only impressed that the grandpap py of reality TV was still running around amid all its fresh offspring, but I also jumped into immediate MTV speak: “Tiiiight.” I saw the line outside the audition site, the Wild Duck Brewery, from a half-mile away. It was 11 a.m. on Saturday, and it seemed that every club-hopper and conch shell-wearer in town between the ages of 18 and 24 was defying a morning hangover for a shot at fame. I filled out the single-page application while standing in the line that wound around the outside of the building. It read like a screening application for a sin gles personal ad: “Do you currently have a (circle) boyfriend/girlfriend? Where does the relation ship stand now? How do you approach a rela tionship? Are you the pursuer or the pursued?” I knew why MTV had come to Eugene: Hippies, anarchists, activists — a counter culture mecca to rival Berkeley's fading rep utation. Unfortunately, all my tie-dyes and darks were in the wash. Sizing up the sea of polo shirts and tourniquet jeans, I conclud ed that either everyone else’s were, too, or that counter-culture individuals don’t notice MTV ads in the newspaper. But the three hour wait inside the brewery gave me time to concoct my most anti-establishment, PETA-supporting, manifesto-writing per sona that would make these casting direc tors salivate on their L.A. Gear. At 2 p.m., when I was ready to tell these folks about the real world of impatience, they called my number. Ten other hopefuls and myself were seat ed around a restaurant table with Damon, a young MTV casting director, trying to look our hippest and most complex. Each of us needed a presence that would make Damon see we were fascinating enough for a na tionwide audience of voyeurs to tune in every week for months on end. That's a tough face to make. I think mine ended up looking like a mix between the Fonz and the Cheshire Cat. Damon explained he would ask each of us a simple get-to-know-you-game question, which we were to answer as articulately as possible. He began with the girl next to me. Somewhere along the line, I had gotten nervous. I could feel my heart causing vi brations in my spleen and, subsequently, my bladder. As Damon turned to me, my entire constructed persona dissolved with a single, hypothetical question: “If you were a king of a new country, what would you call the country and what would some laws be?” With 10 pairs of potential roommate Turn to Real World, page 7 Mercado expands Eugene’s market fare rhe new Sunday Mercado Latino Focuses on Latin American culture and community in a market-style smattering of food and crafts vendors Varon Shakra ’ulse Reporter Saturday Market now has a Latino commu lity counterpart — Mercado Latino, which commences every Sunday in Washington-Jef erson Park, located at Fifth Avenue and Washington Street. The event, now in its second week, runs from LO a.m. to 4 p.m. under the Washington-Jeffer ;on Bridge and centers on Latin American cul ure and community. A handful of vendors — about 15 — sell food, fresh vegetables and landcrafted goods. Tables and seating are plen iful for those who wish to sit down and eat. Family is a prevalent theme among many of the exhibitors. Food vendor Marcelina Ramirez operates the booth “Marcelina’s Mex ican Food,” which sells items such as tamales de mole verde con polio (green chicken tamales) and pozole con carne de puerco (hominy soup with pork). The crowd was sparse on Sunday, likely due to competition from the Willamette Valley Folk Festival. When asked if business has been busy the past two weeks, Ramirez answered suc cinctly, “Mas o menos,” or more or less. Ramirez’s son, Benjamin Montesinos, whose family spends the week preparing food for the market, said the event fills a cultural gap in Eugene. “This is a good place for the community to come every Sunday,” he said. Eugene resident Carol Maronay said she heard of the market through a local newspa per and came to indulge her interest in ex ploring different cultures. However, she said she expected a larger event. “I hoped they would have more vendors, but maybe they’re just getting started,” Maronay said. “They seem to have a pretty good crowd.” Kathy Gonzales, who sells handmade Colombian goods, previously lived in Colom bia with her husband, Gabriel. She said she moved back to Eugene to help Colombian craftspeople who are going hungry because of the country’s tourist-deprived condition. Gonzales, who also works for the Spring field school district, said she is thankful for the booth and the market’s outdoor setting, and she expects crowds to pick up during the summertime. “If this works out, we’ll probably be here every Sunday,” she said. Contact the Pulse reporter at aaronshakra@dailyemerald.com.