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The album is a collection of covers radi cally reworked by Gore into droning synth-trash with vocals that never make it beyond lounge singer-style crooning. I think the best example of what is wrong with this album can be summed up in the cover of Nick Cave’s “Loverman,” a song practical ly begging for menace and over-the top vocal pyrotechnics. Gore, on this track and through the rest of the al bum, barely reaches a whimper. While the production values are superb, this doesn’t translate to them being interesting. The whole album feels like Depeche Mode B-sides — well done, eclectic, but not worth the trouble, and certainly not the materi al for a full-length album. Next, a litde something for the cof feehouse crowd: Pseudo folk singer Brian Webb’s “Broken Folk.” The al bum is full of early 1990s pop-rock melodies. Unfortunately, it also con tains all the lyrical cliches from that era as well. As I always say, it’s difficult to take someone seriously as a song writer when they remind you of Matchbox 20. This is the kind of light rock that never seems to break out of the Starbucks concert circuit. The only track with any semblance of life in it is “Oh Lord,” a bluesy number that wants so badly to rock but never seems to take off. Webb will perform in Eu gene on May 15, but no venue has been announced at this time. Speaking of songwriters who sound like other, better songwriters, Rod Picott has released his sopho more effort, “Stray Dogs.” This man sounds too much like Bruce Spring steen for me to ever be comfortable Courtesy with him. Aside from personal preju dice, the album is just on the brink of being really good. Unfortunately it gets bogged down in its similarities to other artists. Picott sounds like his influences, not himself, and it’s only on a couple of the latter tracks that he seems to develop his own voice. Unfortunately it’s all for naught; what doesn’t sound like Tom Petty or The IBOOK YOUR SUMMER IN OREGON 2003 SUMMER SESSION GROUP-SATISFYING AND ELECTIVE COURSES, SHORT COURSES, SEMINARS, AND WORKSHOPS BEGIN THROUGHOUT THE SUMMER. Summer session begins June 23. Registration begins May 5. The UO Summer Session Catalog with Schedule of Classes will be available in early April. You can speed your way toward graduation by taking required courses during summer. 2003 SUMMER SCHEDULE First four-week session: June 23-July 18 Second four-week session: July 21-August 15 Eight week session: June 23-August 15 Eleven week session: June 23-September 5 UNIVERSITY OF OREGON SUMMER SESSION 333 Oregon Hall 1279 University of Oregon Eugene OR 97403-1279 Telephone (541) 346-3475 Check our website http://uosummer.uoregon.edu Boss are bland filler tracks you forget about before they’re over. Nowforsomething worthwhile. The San Francisco band Vue just released a limited edition EP as a preview of a new full-length album, which is due sometime this summer. The band has liberal doses of that garage rock sound that’s so trendy these days, but unlike most bands on that trip, Vue has more eclectic influences. There are surf and rockabilly guitar lines laid over the dis torted riffs. 1960s pop melodies and even some rough Broadway musical numbers are buried under all the noise —Burt Bacharach by way of The Son ics. While much of the EP feels incom plete, it shows promise, and the up coming album should be one to wait for. So that’s it. Three albums not worth the trouble and one decent 18 minute EP. Not the most invigorating collection of music, but informing the public is what we do. And if you’ve learned anything from these albums, it’s that you should save your money for summer. Contact the Pulse columnist at ryannyburg@dailyemerald.com. Picnic continued from page 7 Shapiro neither glamorizes nor de monizes these people; he simply makes their plight appear under standable, human, real. The longest story in the collection, “two hermits,” at 14 pages (most av erage six pages), is easily my favorite. Here the main character is narrating the tale. He’s aware that he’s going crazy, and he describes it to you, but you feel helpless watching it happen. The power of this collection is most evident in “two hermits”: Shapiro weaves compelling, frightening and ex citing tapestries. The fact that he’s also bringing out the realities of living with mental illness is beside the point. These are great short stories. Perhaps I relate to these stories so much because I’ve sometimes thought I was going crazy; I recog nized I was just a few steps away from being diagnosed, and I thank the uni verse it’s never gone that far. Or, it could be that Shapiro has en gaged these mental illnesses in such a way that anyone can recognize the ways our brains malfunction. In either case, everyone should give “Short of a Picnic” a read. There is little help in America for people with mental illnesses — es pecially in Oregon’s post-Measure 28 budget nightmare — and we should all be ashamed. Instead of shame, though, here’s a better scenario: Americans could un derstand the reality of mental illnesses and provide appropriate care. This book is one step in that direction. “Short of a Picnic” is on sale right now at www.amazon.com, and it also can be purchased from the publisher at www. Be-Mused. com. Contact the editor in chief at editor@dailyemerald.com.