Campus buzz Saturday "A Queer Writing Experience" (writing workshop), noon, EMU Alsea Room, free, lunch provided, 346-1134. Sunday "Annual Concerto Competition" (Uni versity Symphony, directed by Wayne Bennett), 3 p.m., Beall Hall, $5 general, $3 students and senior citizens, 346-5678. Monday Art exhibition (metals), 10 a.m.-5 p.m., LaVerne Krause Gallery, Lawrence Hall, free, 346-2057 or 346-3610. University Percussion Ensemble (con cert, directed by GTF Tracy Freeze), 8 p.m., Beall Hall, $5 general, $3 students and senior citizens, 346-5678. Oregon Ballroom Dance Club meeting, 6 p.m.-7 p.m., EMU Century Room A. Short animations offend, entertain at film festival Film preview Ryan Nyburg Freelance Reporter There might come a day when “Spike & Mike’s Sick & Twisted Fes tival of Animation” is regarded as an intelligent forum for social satire and experimental animation. That dream is probably far from fruition, so until then, we can all just sit back and enjoy the wholesale slaughter of cute and furry animals. This year’s collection of short films, which will play nightly at the Bijou through March 6, is one of the most diverse in the festival’s history. The entries range from classic cell animation to CGI (computer generated images), cut outs and even puppets. The sub ject matter is not for the weak of heart or stomach, and to protect the naive sensibilities of youth, no one under 18 will be admitted. For those who do make it in, be prepared for a joyful level of moral bankruptcy. Topics such as spousal abuse, oral sex, drug use, inbreeding and violence are all targeted to of fend just about anyone with any sense of decency or good taste. So, of course, I laughed like hell. The truth is many of the shorts are well written, beautifully animated and funny, as well as being brutally vio lent and degrading. Highlights include the “Ren and Stimpy”-style of animation of “The Inbreds,” a delirious hillbilly romp complete with guns, moonshine and “Dueling Banjos.” And the fes tival’s CGI short, “Cubism,” is eas ily the best-looking, most beauti fully rendered fart joke in the history of animation. The stick figure animation and dead-on timing of Don Hertzfeldt’s festival staple “Ah L’Amour” is also a crowd favorite, along with the Australian short “Shh.” And for those who think there is only a lim ited number of jokes that can be made about someone with no neck, there is Craig McCracken’s classic series “No Neck Joe.” The best short by far was the Bermuda Shorts production “1300cc.” The gorgeous artwork and driving music score highlight the story of a biker and an old lady whose paths cross in a bizarre way. Told with pitch-perfect timing and creativity, it manages to be funny, intelligent and even touching. At nine and a half minutes, it’s also the festival’s longest film. Not all the shorts were as endear ing, though. “The Happy Tree Fami ly” series is funny the first four times, but once the theme of deci mating fuzzy critters is established, there is only so far you can go with it. Compared with many of the oth er shorts, “Coco the Junkie Pimp” feels sloppy and underwritten, like something a group of especially ju venile high school boys would come up with over a weekend. And, of course, it wouldn’t be a “Spike & Mike” festival without at least one short that offends almost the entire audience. This year, it’s “Father and Son Chat,” a stop-mo tion piece which looks as trashy as its subject matter. But criticizing a festival of twisted animation for being disgusting is like criticizing “Celebrity Boxing” for being intellectually bankrupt. You get what you expect. And for those who want cartoons that stick to your brain like tar and have more substance than standard commer cial Disney fare, “Spike & Mike” give you what you’ve got coming. Ryan Nyburg is a freelance writer for the Emerald. Libra: What are you doing this weekend? Check your I3T T T 015947 MEETING FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2003 • 3-5 PM • REC CENTER OF THE UNIVERSITY ASSEMBLY The University Assembly meets today, with full legislative authority, FOR IK PURPOSE Of CONSIDERING A RESOLUTION AGAINST THE INVASION OF IRAQ Text of the resolution is on the web at http://ctarkwing.uoregon.edu/~assemhly/UA0203-1.htmi Members of the University Assembly include: faculty who are officers of instruction, librarians, officers of administration, or emeritus faculty; the 18 members of the Student Senate, 25 members of the ASUO Executive, and 5 members of the ASUO Constitution Court. Only members of the assembly are eligible to vote in the assembly meeting. THE MEETING IS OPEN TO THE PUDLIC. BETTER ifm I taught a b#y named Sean HP to explore the world on the |p Internet „. to think big. W People say you can't change the world. But I made a difference. Just ask Sean." *. i > Jason McLaurin, AmeriCorps Member going overseas? catch the Oregon daily emerald On the world wide web: www.dailyemerald.com