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Mr. Lang bids adieu with
Napster, rapper and Depper
Put on your suits and phony
smiles, dear readers, for Mr.
Lang is chalked full of indus
try tidbits.
BMG, one of the five major record
companies (weren’t we all getting
tired of all those extra labels, any
way?), is going
to create a quasi
ratings system
for those albums
with pesky
swears and
slurs. No plans
right now for
anything like a
“PG-13”and
“R,” but labels
with the so-of
ten-effective
“parental advi
sory” stickers
The Be-In will expound on
" ~ exactly what
makes it a no-no for virgin ears. Does it
have strong language or violent lan
guage? Will these songs feature sexual
content? Now you’ll know. The new
label will premiere on the maybe-not
so-long-awaited “May Day” by rapper
Lady May, due in late July.
Let’s do lunch, lovey.
Napster is defunct — again. Af
ter two weeks of CEO departures
and returns, financial straits and
bailouts, the company finally
turned to Chapter 11 on Monday.
For all you dorm-ites holding out
hope for a Napsterrection — stop.
Staying in the legal realm —
The Chicago Sun Times reports
that R. Kelly was indicted in
Chicago on Wednesday on 21
counts of child pornography for
allegedly soliciting and enticing a
14-year-old girl to perform sex
acts with him on videotape.
Kelly was arrested by police at
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his home in Davenport, Fla., as he
was preparing to leave his house
and rent a car to drive back to
Chicago, authorities said.
Anonymous sources originally
gave the tape to the paper, and its
editors turned over the tape to po
lice, who then sent it to the FBI.
After all that postage, the FBI
deemed the tape authentic. Kelly
said the tape is a fake.
The ink on the contract for second
season of “The Osbournes” has just
dried, and not surprisingly, the mar
keting campaign is ready to press the
flesh and the pocketbook. Last month,
basic products like T-shirts and mugs
hit shelves, but more items, including
backpacks, trading cards and watch
es, will be everywhere from K-Mart to
Toys R Us in the next month or two.
Put up your umbrella, dear read
ers: Lightning round!
The Strokes, which Mr. Lang
loathes, will play a five-night stretch
on tour with Weezer, which Mr.
Lang loves. No word yet on how Mr.
Lang will solve this moral issue.
The Eels will release July 8 the
soon-to-be under-appreciated
“Electro-Shock Blues Show,” a live
album to accompany the already
under-appreciated “Electro-Shock
Blues” studio album.
Drummer Matt Chamberlain is
subbing for Butch Vig on
Garbage’s tour while Vig recovers
from an ear infection.
Underfunded rap moguls Jay-Z
and Russell Simmons will demon
strate in New York City this week,
protesting the city’s plans to cut
funding to public schools.
Blondie comeback 13. After the
1999 “No Exit,” look out for “Drive.”
Bosom buddies Johnny Cash
and Rick Rubin are dotting the Is
and crossing the Ts on Cash’s next
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album, “American IV: When the
Man Comes Around,” the pair’s
fourth recording collaboration.
Cash has recorded 26 songs, 13 to
14 of which will be on the tenta
tive September release.
Bjork’s upcoming greatest hits
compilation, also slated for a Sep
tember release, will feature fan fa
vorites. Web mavens voted on
Bjork’s homepage for what tracks
they want, and the person who vot
ed closest to the final set list will
win prizes — probably eerie prizes.
1998 must have stopped calling,
because Marilyn Manson bassist
Twiggy Ramirez has left. Ramirez
co-wrote some of Manson’s biggest
hits, including “The Dope Show”
and “The Beautiful People.” In
perhaps the best irony of the year,
Manson released a dumbfounding
ly unshocking statement that he
and Ramirez split as a result of cre
ative differences.
Finally, a tip-of-the-hat kudos to
Dave the dapper Depper, your
Pulse columnist for most of this
year. Mr. Lang appreciated that
anyone took over his column after
he jumped the jetliner for the east
ern corner, but he was relieved and
overjoyed that Dapper Depper was
the one to do it. In commemora
tion, Mr. Lang offers his coveted fi
nal-plug spot to Eugene band Wal
lace. They’re good. Go see them if
and when they play.
With that, dear readers, Mr. Lang
retires for another year with his usu
al advice: Go*see a show, but don’t
scream out song requests unless the
band asks. They have a set list for a
reason. Have a great summer.
E-mail managing editor Jeremy Lang
at jeremylang@dailyemerald.com.
His opinions do not necessarily
represent those of the Emerald.
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Information for Students Hosting Parties: The ASUO, Eugene Police
Department, and University of Oregon Office of Student Life have
developed these ten steps to help you have a successful party in
campus neighborhoods.
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1. Invite your friends. Make sure you control the
guest invitations so you don't find yourself with 300
people showing up, saying they have been invited
by someone who was invited by someone you
invited. Don't put up fliers, posters, etc. about your
party. A moderate-sized party is one at which you
can have fun. A party that grows out of control is
one where you will spend all your time dealing with
problems instead of socializing and having a good
time yourself.
2. Keep the planned size of your party in line
with the size and capacity of your facility, including
bathroom facilities. Remember that your party
cannot use your neighbors' yards or city streets.
3. Determine who will be the party's designated
non-drinking monitor; those persons can do a lot to
keep things under control and should be the ones
to interact with the police if they get called to your
party (see 6, 8, and 9).
4. Remember that if you host a party that gets out
of control, you may be legally liable for criminal
and civil action or restitution for police and other
city services.
5. Remember that if you host a party, you are
legally liable if persons under 21 drink alcohol or if
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someone drinks until they are intoxicated.
6. Control access to your party. Have a door
monitor with specific instructions about whom to
admit. Don't let random people who are walking
around looking for a party into your house.
7. Notify your neighbors of your party plans. Let
them know what you plan in terms of size, hours,
music, etc. Tell them they can contact you if they
have problems created by your party.
8. There are several circumstances that will draw
police attention to your party:
loud noise
admitting people under 21 years old
letting people carry beverages outside
from your party
9. Be cooperative with neighbors, police, or other
concerned persons who come to you during the
party to discuss a problem. Being cooperative will
keep the problem from escalating to a higher level
response (e.g., your arrest!).
10. Your neighbors may be more tolerant of your
next party if you clean up promptly after your
party. Clean up debris your guests have carried
outside and left in your yard, in other people's
yards, or in the street.
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