QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! YWCA Open House Volunteer and paid staff positions are available for 2002-2003. General meetings held at 6 p.m. every Monday at 841 E. 18th. Call lor more information 541*346-4439 any purchase over one coupon per person per day Advertise. Get Results. 346-3712 Oregon Daily Emerald Meet the YWCA staff and learn about opportunities to empower women and celebrate diversity on the UO campus. W YWCA Thursday April 18th 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. 841 E. 18th Ave * light refreshments served* w YWCA Moore continued from page 7 cording to Moore’s message, al though some bookstores have re fused to be a part of Moore’s tour due to the book’s controversial nature. During the lecture, the Cultural Forum will release a list of Oregon’s own top 10 “stupid white men” that has been compiled based on community responses, Hoffa said. As a preview to the lecture and book signing, the Cultural Forum will present a free showing of Moore’s first film documentary, “Roger & Me,” as well as excerpts from the film “The Big One” and his TV series “The Awful Truth” at 7 p.m. Friday in 180 PLC. “The Big One” features an inter view with Phil Knight about the working conditions in Nike’s over seas factories, Smith said. Moore’s works attempt to open people’s eyes to issues in their community, their country and the world, she said. Moore “is a kind of vanguard of a movement,” Landfield said, and he gives readers a close sampling of what is occurring in America. “Money equals power. Money equals right. Money creates the truth, and it’s getting out of con trol,” Landfield said. “We have a choice to be more aware.” E-mail reporter Jen West at jenwest@dailyemerald.com. Sedaris continued from page 7 the creator and host of the show, on the “This American Life” Web site. Erin Zysett, news director at campus radio station KWVA, counts Sedaris among her personal heroes. “He’s very, very honest and he’s able to make fun of himself, which is important,” she said. Zysett was inspired by “This American Life” to start a similar show, “Everyday Ovid.” The new program is every Monday at 6:30 p.m. on 88.1 FM. “It started as a ‘This American Life’ rip-off, but we’re expanding it,” Zysett said. “We want to take the basic ideas of using informa tion, humor and literature and take it from here.” Zysett said that she thinks shows such as “This American Life” and “Everyday Ovid” are im portant because they do some thing different than normal top-10 music programs. “This type of radio is something that we need more of,” she said. Sedaris’ newest book, “Me Talk Pretty One Day,” is based on living in France and his experiences with the French language and people. The book tells of his unique experi ences growing up in North Caroli na and of moving to France with his boyfriend. In the story “Jesus Shaves,” Sedaris and his class In the story ‘Jesus Shaves, ‘from ‘Me Talk Pretty One Day.' David Sedaris and Ms beginning French classmates attempt to explain Faster to their Mmhrn French teacher. tim> the entire dialogue is conducted m French. Part of the problem had to do with the our grasp Jet alone such complicated ^ your only*begotten son.^Faced^with the challenge of explaintngfh8 cornerstone of Christianity, we did what any self" respecting group of people might do. We talked about food i the Italian nanny explained. ’One too may eat of the chocolate.' ‘And who brings the chocolate?’ the teacher asked. I knew the word, so I raised my hand, saying, ‘The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. mm 'A rabbit?’ The teacher, assuming I’d index fingers on the wrinntiflf? ihfrrtl ears. You mean one of these? A rabbit rabbit?’ "Well, sure/1 said, ‘He come in the night when one sleep cn a bed. With a hand he have a basket and foods/ The teacher sighed and shook her head. As far as she was concerned! had just explained everything that was wrong with my country. 'No, no/ she said. ‘Here in France the chocolate is brought by a big bell that flies in from Rome/ I called for a time-out ‘gut how does the bell know where you live?’ ’Well/ she said, ‘how does a rabbit?’ It was a decent point, but at least a rabbit has eyes* That’s a start. Rabbits move from place to place, while most bells can only go back and forth-and they canl even do that on their own power On top of that, the Easter Bunny has character. He’s someone you’d like to meet end shake hands with. Abelf has the personality of a cast-iron skillet. It’s like saying that come Christmas, a magic dustpan fiies in from the North Pole, led by eight flying cinder blocks. Who wants to stay up ail night so they can see a bell? mates try desperately to convey the story of Jesus’ death to their Mus lim French teacher. Sedans’ earlier books are “Naked,” in which he takes the reader on his journeys to a nudist colony and through his childhood, and “Barrel Fever.” E-mail reporter AlixKerl at alixkerl@dailyemerald.com. WOMENS MENS . Clothing .shoes .GIFTS . ACCESSORIES 013792 IPNOSI. 1022 WILLAMETTE. EUGENE, OR. 541345.7028