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(541) 345-1651
One block from the
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No Pulse brief
Eugene digs
‘under-underground’ band
New Eugene band Mummified
Deer Fetus played its way into the
under-underground music scene
at a rousing concert Friday night.
The band played for an intimate
crowd of three people in a 30-foot
underground tunnel at the base of
Skinner Butte.
Last week the band played for an
audience of 5 in a 15-foot backyard
tunnel, but drummer Flick said, “It
just wasn’t deep enough for under
underground standards. We had to
find someplace deeper.” Skinner’s
Butte was chosen because the soil at
its base is soft but unlikely to cave in.
The band’s 23 members include
3 guitars, 2 alto saxophones, 6 key
boards, 1 ukulele and 3 Moogs.
Rounding out the group are 5 trian
gle players and 3 clappers.
Members of the group got their
start playing in a variety of punk,
hard-core, metal-core, and neo-punk
core bands in the robust Oregon
towns of Forest Grove, Lebanon,
Cave Junction and Roseburg. Mem
bers of the group met each other in
“the dorms” after moving to Eugene
to attend “school.”
The members knew they wanted
to play something extreme, but
they didn’t know what. That’s
when they found out about the nas
cent under-underground scene.
“We can’t go nearly as deep as the
masters,” said Pete “the Pig” Smith,
one of the triangulists. “We just
don’t have that kind of power yet.”
The band’s music is specially
created to sound really cool rever
berating off dirt.
“Our music is loud and en
veloping with a melodic kick,”
said Kira Khan, clapper No. 2. Jor
dan Jones, the ukulele player,
said, “It is,” in agreement.
— Sal Rockette
...
Henry Flower Emerald
Duck crap once abounded on the first floor of the UO bookstore. Student groups at the University are recommending that the store use the
vast amount of newly created floor space for an indoor running track, a sweatshop or books.
Duck crap
continued from page 1
“We just felt that pastels were
more appropriate for spring,”
Thompson said. “Basically we
were all getting pretty sick and tired
of that atrocious green and yellow,
and we all voted to change to
lighter hues.”
Thompson said the basic Oregon
designs, namely the Nike “O,” will
remain the same, but printed on
different colored fabrics.
Assistant manager Tammy Faye
said the color change has affected
the mood and demeanor of both
employees and customers.
“Everybody’s a lot happier now
because they aren’t overwhelmed
with the yellow and green. It’s more
like a normal store now, with
clothes and accessories in more
than two colors,” Faye said.
The bookstore has also stopped
selling the stuffed Oregon ducks,
key chains and doorbells that play
the University’s fight song because it
was giving employees a headache.
“Thank heavens we got rid of
that!” said bookstore cashier Kathy
Michaels. “Every time I walked
around, somebody would push those
wings or key chains that triggered the
fight song. I must have heard the song
at least 100 times a day.”
Thompson noted customers will
still be able to purchase the offensive
Oregon gear at the Gateway Mall, but
the bookstore is firm in its resolve to
stop selling yellow and green.
“We’re not even selling those
noisy duck lips anymore. It all just
got too annoying,” Thompson said.
The Emerald hopes you enjoyed
this April Fools Day story.
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Horoscope by Linda C. Black
TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 1). You're interested
in budgeting this year, with a specific goal in
mind - a special vacation, another credential, or
both. Learn a new language through total im
mersion. Make up your mind about what you
want. You can make it happen.
To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10
is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
ARIES (March 21 -April 19) - Today is an 8 - You
should be done planning by now. Check once
more to make sure you haven't forgotten any
thing. OK, time's up! Get going!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) - Today is a 6 -
Venus, symbolizing love (and also your ruling
planet), is coming into your sign. This brings
you luck, especially in love. Schedule a celebra
tion that's appropriate for the occasion.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21) - Today is a 7 - Cat
got your tongue? You're usually pretty outspo
ken, but now, a very attractive person may find
you charmingly shy. Let him or her do most of
the talking It's cute.
CANCER (June 22-July 22) - Today is a 5 - You
try to be nice, but you don't like getting pushed
around. You won't get far complaining. Work
harder instead.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Today is an 8 - Remem
ber to take care of business. Somebody impor
tant is watching. You re being reminded because
you're apt to forget. You'd much rather be out
side playing.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Today is a 7 - You'll
be getting fidgety soon, eager to try something
new. Take a class? Take a trip? Investigate a new
lifestyle? Perfect!
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Today is an 8 - Stop
being a spectator! You have a lot of brilliant
ideas to contribute. Do you think that your more
assertive friend will come up with better ideas
than you will? Fat chance.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - Today is a 7 -
You're still trying to figure out how to get every
thing you want. It's not easy, but you love a chal
lenge. Ask a housemate to help.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Today is a 7 -
Do you work to love, or love to work? If it's more
like the former than the latter, brace yourself, be
cause you're about to undergo a change. For the
next few weeks you may love to work, so hus
tle!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Today is a 6 -
Tidy up around your place. You could get the
chance to entertain company soon. Not the kind
you have to put up with, but the kind you love to
be with.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - Today is an 8 -
You have a lot of interesting friends How about
having a few of them over tonight? True, you
can t stay up late, but dinner with the gang
would sure be fun - and a good way to dissolve
tension.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) - Today is a 6 - Wor
ries about love will start to fade as you discover
new security. Worries about money dissolve,
too, as you take on new responsibility.
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cruise control, cass/radio, virtually
new tires, 2 extra studded wheels,
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