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But those of us who have quivered in anticipa tion since the release of 1999’s in sanely underrated “Midnite Vul tures” have reason to celebrate. This week it was announced that the sexiest short person since Prince is in a San Francisco stu dio recording with producer Dan “The Automator” Nakamura. In case you didn’t know, Nakamura has been responsible for incredi ble albums by Dr. Octagon, Del tron 3030 and the currently om nipresent Gorillaz. In other words: The Automator’s beats + Beck’s rhymes = possibly the best album of the millennium. I don’t personally like Phish, but I realize that I live in Eugene, and I know that certain conces sions must be made to the pre vailing environment that sur rounds me. So Phish fans, this one’s for you: Your favorite 4)and is going to be reunited on an episode of “The Simpsons” that is airing in April. Phish aficionados may also find another detail about this episode particularly interesting. Homer gets a prescription for medical marijuana and finds that it changes his life for the better. When greater Springfield becomes outraged at the presence of drugs in their com munity, a benefit concert for pot le galization takes place. Hence the presence of Phish. I just realized how funny it would be if the episode aired on April 20. Maybe the most exciting news I have this week is the fact that ’N Sync are kicking off their spring tour in the humble town of Port land. Get ready for a breathtaking, nonstop tour-de-force of incredi bly well-written songs, irre sistible melodies and Justin Tim berlake’s sexy peach fuzz. You can catch the most highly-antici pated show of the year at the Rose Garden on March 3. Diapers are optional. You might have heard of a little band called Weezer. Legend has it that it took them about four years to make their last album. This apparently made their fans very sad. Those same fans will be very hap py to know that a scant 11 months after last May’s “Green Album,” Rivers Cuomo and the boys will be releasing a brand-spanking new collection of songs. If you aren’t good at math, I will lay it out for you: In April, Weezer will release “Maladroit.” Yeah, I don’t know what that means, either. If you want to know what “Maladroit” is going to sound like, go to www.weezer.com, where you can listen to a whole Depper In Stereo bunch of demo tracks which might make it onto the album. Hint: The songs are about girls. Right now I’m listening to the new Chemical Brothers album, “Come With Us,” which was re leased just this week. It thorough ly surpassed all my expectations. In fact, my colleague Mason West just described it as “get down and freaky music.” I would have to agree. Listen ing to “Come With Us” reminds me of my crazy clubbing days in Ibiza and the South of France, when I would gobble copious amounts of drugs and participate in all-night orgies with people from all over the world. Wait, I didn’t ever do any of that. Wow, this really is some CD! Last, but certainly not least, I am obliged to report the presence of greatness on our campus tonight. This evening, the Buzz Coffeehouse will be rocked to its very foundation by Wallace — a band so talented, so driven, and so intense that they have been lit erally attacked after the show by women hungry for sensitive yet manly men. Girls, don’t miss out on this op portunity to have your dreams come true. Guys, come in order to find out what you could be if you only applied yourselves. The show starts at 9 p.m., and there’s no opening act, so get there on time. Best of all, it’s free! Miss it at your peril. E-mail columnist Dave Depper at davedepper@dailyemerald.com. 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