Newsroom: (541) 346-5511 Room 300, Erb Memorial Union PO. Box 3159, Eugene, OR 97403 E-mail: editor@dailyemerald.com Online Edition: www. dailyemerald. com Tuesdayjanuary 8,2002 Editor in Chief: Jessica Blanchard Managing Editor: Jeremy Lang Editorial Editor: Julie Lauderbaugh Assistant Editorial Editor: Jacquelyn Lewis Editorial ASUO lowers fee; more work awaits ASUO President Nilda Brooklyn and Vice President Joy Nair have succeeded in reach ing one of their campaign goals by success fully having the energy fee lowered to $20 per stu dent per term, down $10 from a fall projection by the administration. They persuaded Provost John Moseley to cut the controversial fee by one-third, mainly because of suc cessful conservation efforts by students — a campaign that was largely promoted by the ASUO. The advertising campaign promoting conserva tion was well-received, although most of the ASUO sponsored events publicizing energy preservation were not popular among students. Open forums to discuss the fee and the ASUO’s efforts to have it re moved were not well attended, and a conservation dance in the EMU Ballroom was canceled at the end of fall term. But in the face of drooping student enthusiasm, Brooklyn and Nair achieved a specific, tangible goal, a feat too few previous executives have accomplished. During each election, candidates propose broad, am biguous reforms, such as “improved diversity,” “in creased safety” and “better lighting.” This year’s pair are guilty of nebulous campaign promises as well; however, the measurable success of the lowered ener gy fee should be lauded. The executives are finally doing something positive that students can see both on tuition bills and in their wallets. Brooklyn and Nair have done an excellent job of setting a goal and accomplishing it despite resound ing apathy among their constituents. They have also created a working relationship with Moseley instead of pitting students against the Univer sity. Now that the provost has been convinced students are committed to lowering overall energy consumption on campus, the possibility of lowering or even elimi nating the energy fee in the future is conceivable. The ASUO’s campaign to conserve energy has worked well enough to lower the fee. But Brooklyn and Nair need to continue to make similar progress and make good on their original promise to complete ly eliminate the fee. If students continue to take ener gy-saving cues from the ASUO’s campaign, their work will be that much easier. Editorial Policy This editorial represents the opinion of the Emerald editorial board. Responses can be sent to iettersOdaifyemeraidxom, Letters to the editor and guest commentaries are encouraged, tetters are limited to 250 words and guest commentaries to 550 words. Please include contact information. The Emerald reserves the right to edit for space, grammar and style. Editorial Board Members editor-in-chief Jeremy tang managing editor Gabe Shaughnessy community representative Tltoim newsroom representative Grant leftfer community representative Bunglers can boil in their own stew Sigh... so much stupidity, so little time. This year’s field for the sec ond Baka Awards (baka means “fool” in Japanese) was large, but I’ve found the cream of the crop of last year’s foibles and fumbles. The “Foot-in Mouth Disease” Award goes to Mel Lastman, mayor of Toronto, who may have single-hand edly lost any chance his city had of hosting the 2008 Olympics by alienating the en tire African conti nent. How does one offend an en tire continent? Easy. You pass off some bigoted comment as a joke. This gold-medal moron thought he had made a funny when, before going to an internation al mayors conference in Mombasa, Kenya, he said, “Why the hell would I want to go to a place like Mombasa? I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me.” If you’re the gambling type, don’t bet on his winning re election. The “ A1 Capone’s Tomb” Award is Payne Columnist awarded to the journalist or journal ists who set our profession back through sheer carelessness. This year, Lisa Verch, you’re my winner. Last Halloween, KEZI ran a report on Wicca in the Oregon Youth Authori ty. Verch needed quotes from some real live Wiccans to round out the story (after six minutes of the anti Wiccan viewpoint). So she found a couple who are both in prison for multiple homicide. Instead of talking with a high druid, she apparently was only able to locate two men con victed of ritualistic murder. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Verch, or her pro ducer, decided it would be cute to put the men’s portraits in front of an upside-down pentagram graphic. It might have been salvageable. But Verch went that extra mile from poor judgment to out-and-out, over-the top stupidity when she decided to subtitle the felons’ words in that “horror-show” font — you know, the one that makes the words look like they were written in blood. Lisa, might I suggest you take a remedial course in journalism ethics? For a couple of centuries? The “And He Thinks He Has A Chance?” Award for Perseverance in The Face of Overwhelming Scorn has got to go to none other than Modesto, Calif., Democratic Rep. Gary Condit. Although he has not been linked by any means to the disappearance of Chandra Levy, an intern who alleged ly had an affair with him, the Levy case has hung around him like an al batross. In the last few elections, Con dit had been a lock with his district. Now, he may actually have to pony up a sizable $1,500 fee to enter the race after failing to scare up enough signatures to get on the ballot. Keep on truckin’ Gary, whatever your next job may be. Finally, we have the “A Shot in the Dark” award, for best performance of partisan loyalty where it’s least need ed. Attorney General John Ashcroft, is the proud (?) winner of this award for showing that even one of the worst tragedies in American history shouldn’t stop the handing of politi cal favors to the National Rifle Asso ciation. Ashcroft, whose job, if I’m not mistaken, is to keep the American public safe, has decided that almost every record is fair game for anti-ter rorist probes — except gun purchase records. OK, John-John, but surely you and Charleton Heston are aware that al-Qaida murderers also come with opposable thumbs? E-mail columnist Pat Payne at patpayne@dailyemerald.com. His opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the Emerald Letter to the editor Civil War columnist needs writing classes Carole Chase can sure dish it out (“Eu geneans Are Smoking Quack,” ODE, 11/30). Can she take it? What was the point of her asinine article? Oh yes! Beavers are better than Ducks. Honestly, could Chase think of anything more igno rant to write about? Any half-witted Eng lish major could take her comparison and reverse it so Ducks are “super-duper” and Beavers stink. I’m an English major. Many of my class mates have contacted me to review rough drafts before turning in final papers. Maybe Chase and I should talk before she submits another article to the Emerald. Gee, do I sound pompous and ignorant? I hope so. I suppose Chase expected people to re fute her argument. I refute her ignorant, uneducated manner of writing. Her barbs were blase, and her wit was nonexistent. Her writing style is frenzied and below par for an English major. It’s hard enough for women to earn the respect of their male colleagues in the writing world. Chase should stop giving us a bad name. It’s one thing to give an opinion and quite another to do what Chase did. She made herself into an opin ionated jerk. This will affect other female authors in the future who wish to be taken seriously by the Emerald — not only by their colleagues, but by their male audi ence as well. Shame on Chase, and shame on the edi tor who allowed her obvious lack of intu ition and better judgment to be .splashed all over the Emerald. Jenny L. Hansen senior English Editor’s note: Carole Chase is an Oregon State University student. Her column was requested by the Emerald in a Civil War exchange and was not edited by the Emerald prior to publication. Emerald editorial edi tor Julie Lauderbaugh wrote a column pub lished in The Daily Barometer, OSU’s student paper, the same day. Both Civil War columns can be found online in the Emer ald’s archives at www.dailyemerald.com.