Editor in chief: Jack Clifford Associate Editors: Jonathan Allen, Jeff Smith Newsroom: (541)346-5511 Room 300, Erb Memorial Union P.O. Box 3159, Eugene, OR 97403 E-mail: ode@oregon.uoregon.edu Thursday July 20,2000 Volume 102, Issue 9 Emerald TELL *W*WMWt JH iifi WHOLE STORY With summertime in full swing, it's time for the Emerald editorial board to sit back and do what everyone else in town seems to be doing: take a break Normally on Thursdays — during the summer term at least — the Emerald runs down the right side of its Perspectives page a feature called “The week in thumbs.” Regular readers know that this section is filled with blurbs about various ups and downs on the University campus or beyond. More than just a gimmick to fill space, it usually takes on the important issues of the past seven days, those is sues that affect us all and go deeper than just the curso ry glance. OK, we’re lying: It really is used just to fill space. Which brings us to this particular editorial. As some of you may have noticed, the Emerald is being printed just twice a week this summer. (The rest of you might be saying to yourself, “You’ve been printing this sum mer?”) Usually the three-month period between spring and fall terms provides little in the way of interesting news items. i ne consensus among the UDh editorial board, how ever — determined in a very official way, with the edi tor sticking his head out of his office and asking for feedback from the rest of the board — is that each thumb needs more than just a small blurb. So, to reflect the Emerald’s by-laws, which in part state that this opinion page “shall strive to enlighten and educate its readers by examining current issues carefully,” we are offering up an entire editorial of “thumbs.” Oh yeah, and we’re also filling space — seven inches of copy to this point — in case you hadn’t figured that out yet. Thumbs up to the Multicultural Center for finding a new director: Just when it looked as if this group might have to go another year without a director, student leaders and University staff got a break when Erica Fuller-Schindler accepted the position after origi nally turning it down in May. Fuller-Schindler brings an im pressive set of credentials to the job. She spent the past five years at the University of Florida working with stu dents in a multicultural setting, while pursuing a doc torate degree in anthropology. Her research focused on women of culture, development of non-governmental agencies and non-profit corporations, and formulating initiatives that aid women and children, particularly in residential communities and program housing. She’s a welcome addition to a campus that strives for diversity but doesn’t always reach its goals. Thumbs down to Bill Sizemore: The Oregon Taxpayers United spokesperson is back with another ballot initiative, one that could be devastating to the state’s public school system. Measure 91, one of six measures that Sizemore has on the Nov. 7 ballot, would eliminate about $1 billion a year from revenues that pay for schools, universities, the prison system and human services. For university students, the most severe dam age caused by Measure 91 if passed would be a 36 per cent increase in tuition. Students on the Oregon Health Plan could also be adversely impacted. Can someone come up with a ballot measure that kicks Sizemore out of the state, a la “Survivor”? Thumbs up to Marla Runyan: Eugene’s newest Olympian is causing commotion in more places than just on the track, thanks to her third place finish on Sunday in the women’s 1,500 meters at the U.S. Olympic Track and Field Trials in Sacramento, Calif. Runyan is the first legally blind athlete to make a U.S. Olympic team, summer or winter, and she has become an international story. Yes, Maurice Green, Michael Johnson and Marion Jones are still draining ink wells with their overwhelming publicity, but the 31-year-old Runyan will no doubt be a hot commodity for inter views as the 2000 Olympics in Sydney draw near. When the international press does get in contact with her, they’ll discover that Runyan doesn’t consider her blindness — she is limited to peripheral vision — to be all that much of an issue. “I never said to myself ‘I want to be the first legally blind Olympian.’ I just said ‘I want to be on an Olympic team, me, Marla,” Runyan told reporters after her his toric finish. You accomplished your goal Marla, now go kick ass this September. Thumbs down to bus rage: In what no doubt is a ho-hum news item to anyone who has ever had to travel a long distance | on a Greyhound bus, a bus pas senger went ballistic Monday in | Arkansas when he was asked by * another passenger to put out his cigarette. The 44-year-old man — from Oakland, Ore. — tried to commandeer the steering wheel, causing the bus to crash. One passenger suffered minor injuries, and the man was arrested without fur ther incident. OK, despite the fact that any Greyhound rider has probably felt the same emotions this guy did, let’s just chill people. We all know about road rage and air rage — travelers angry with the nation’s airlines — made it into the headlines a few weeks ago. Now bus rage. What’s next? Scooter rage? This editorial represents the views of the Emerald editorial board. Responses may be sent to ode@oregon.uoregon.edu. Lawsuit illustrates the danger of overzealous regulations The Register-Guard began its July 18 edi torial on the huge tobacco company verdict with the sarcastic, “Pity the poor tobacco industry.” But instead of this arrogantly sar donic view, how about a more sincere concern for all citi zens who knowingly make unhealthy choices? It may be easy for many to throw their endorsements behind the punitive verdict, if it stands, that Bret Jacobson would cost the wide ly unpopular tobacco companies about $145 billion. The log ic here appears to be that tobacco is a dan gerous product that costs Americans bil lions in health care costs. But the problem with the tobacco verdict lies in the fact that it will bankrupt compa nies selling legal products that are populist targets tagged as evil big business, and that trend could continue into every facet of life if the logic remains the same. After all, fast food is ridiculously unhealthy and the fat, grease and cholesterol inflicted upon the body is hy perbolically — at least for now — a crime. Just look at that double ba con cheese burger next time you pop one into your mouth. Tastes great, but what if the lady in the next booth with a Cobb salad doesn’t want to pay higher insurance premiums because you eat red meat and are a potential risk? And what about that after-dinner drink? (Well, for college students, make that eight shots of tequila and a boilermaker for good measure.) Alcohol definitely isn’t a health food, and it costs society billions in rotten livers, drunk driving accidents and un wanted pregnancies borne of cloudy judg 145,000>°0oa)0 .%45’000.000,000 ment. You may think all of this is a bit far fetched, but this tactic of imposing de facto regulations, if not prohibitions, on unpopular industries has already begun. The same populist punishment is al ready being meted out to the gun industry. The Clinton administration earlier this year attempted to force gun manufacturers into a set of behaviors — including back ground checks and a clause that distribu tors can only sell to other distributors or dealers that agree to abide by the agree ment’s other facets — by awarding con tracts to companies that followed govern ment guidelines. And there are some who want to tax fast food. Tax a legal product simply because it’s not good for the consumer? Why not, it’s already happening with tobacco. The very valid concern that needs to be dealt with is that government, with its arro gant belief that it knows best for its citizens, has found its way around the politically costly battles of banning substances and moved onto de facto prohibition methods. Taxation, awarding contracts to compliant companies and suing companies for mak ing and selling legal products are very ef fective tactics and wholly dangerous. So next time you read the sarcastic sen timents denouncing big businesses, even though you may not like the industries be ing attacked, just ponder what it might mean for you next time you want to barbe cue some ribs and grab a cold one. Unpop ular businesses are now fair game, and you’re the one who loses their rights. Bret Jacobson is a columnist for the Oregon Daily Emerald. His views do not necessarily represent those of the Emerald. He can be reached at bjacobso@gladstone.uoregon.edu.