Genius and madness slam heads at the WOW Hall ■Chicago native and cult icon Wesley Willis provides Eugeneansan unmatched musical experience By Rory Carroll Oregon Daily Emerald Wesley Willis is a rare individ ual. At 6-foot-5 and 320 pounds, the man attracts attention. It was easy to find Willis before he took to the WOW Hall stage Tuesday night. He was in the lob by, of course — chatting, laughing and head-butting his awestruck fans. Willis began performing music and selling his urban drawings on the streets of Chicago. He was dis covered there and has since recorded an astonishing 30 al bums on many different labels, in cluding Alternative Tentacles, which is owned and operated by former Dead Kennedy singer Jello Biafra. Willis’ bewildering and prolific songwriting skills and other worldly approach to music have made him a cult icon. He is an artist and musician who was diag nosed with schizophrenia at an early age. 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He signed autographs and urged peo ple'to sponsor the nonprofit agency Support Coalition which encourages alternatives to forced psychiatric procedures such as lam excited to play. I am excited to whip that I lama's ass. Wesley Willis musician mandatory drugging. When asked if he was excited to play, Willis responded as only he can. “I am excited to play. I am excit ed to whip that llama’s ass,” Willis said. Marvin Stockwell, frontman for the Memphis-based band Pezz, a rock/punk group that is opening for Willis on this tour, said that this tour is a totally unique experi ence. Stockwell describes playing on the road with Willis as being a “joyride.” “Wesley has a great heart and loves people and performing,” Stockwell said. On stage, Willis methodically pounds on his Technic KN 2000 keyboard, his eyes intensely fixed on the keys. He looks on his lyric sheets, typed in all caps, and reads/raps the words to the verses before the inevitable belting of the chorus/song title. Many of Willis’ songs culmi nate to his famous closing phrase, “Rock over London, rock on Chicago.” On Tuesday, he re placed “Chicago” with “Eugene, Oregon” several times, and the crowd roared with approval. Never has there been an artist with such accessible sing-along material. He announces the name of the song multiple times before Photo courtesy Wesley Willis At 6-foot-5,320 pounds and more than 700 songs and 30 albums, Wesley Willis rocks over Eugene Tuesday night. he plays it, and it is certain that the title will be the only line of the chorus. Every song is exactly the same length, but on Tuesday, he restarted his songs multiple times, taking pains to get just the right speed and instrument mix. The attraction to Wesley Willis’ music is a perplexing one. Stock well said that people come for a variety of reasons, and not all are positive. “At its worst, it’s frat guys get ting their jollies watching a dis abled guy. But a lot of times the au dience is made up of a lot of people who really love Wesley,” Stockwell said. “Wes feeds off a crowd that loves him.” He said that Willis’ straightfor ward personality and genuine friendliness make him a fan fa vorite. Still, touring with a man who hears voices in his head can be challenging, said Stockwell. He said that on this tour, they have seen some very positive shows, in eluding an outstanding night in San Francisco. Other nights, in cluding a recent show in Lake Tahoe, found Wesley being ridiculed by the audience. Joey Mullinix, bass player for Pezz, said that Willis hears voices of two demons in his head — demons named Nerve Wrecker and Heart Breaker. It is these delu sions that constitute his diagnosed schizophrenia. Stockwell said that Willis is conscious of when he is being a burden on those around him, and that he can some times be very critical of himself. “There is nothing so sad as when I hear Wesley get down on himself,” Mullinix said. At the show on Tuesday night, the people there who were only interested in the spectacle were far out numbered by those who were driven by curiosity and interest in this one-of-a-kind performer. It’s hard to decide what the best songs of the night were. Willis' songs all follow the exact same form and the music only varies slightly in tempo and key signa ture from one song to another. Still, his new song “Stop Driving Like an Asshole” and “Get Your Groove On” were big hits. Both Stockwell and Mullinix said that few people realize that Willis is outstanding with math and directions. They said that he can remember the license plate numbers of cars he sees only once, and that he at any given time he knows exactly how many hours he has been alive. Wesley Willis is a walking para dox. On the surface, his lyrics seem like improvised piffle. But his strict adherence to song form makes the listener think twice about the intention of the artist. At the end of the night, Willis made a vow to return to “rock on Eugene,” and the crowd respond ed enthusiastically to the promise. “I will rock here again pretty soon,” he said. Cheap date continued from page 1B * No matter who you are, male or female, that special someone will be yours forever once you show him or her a little kitchen proficiency. (Nobody has to know that all you did was follow this article step-for-step.) Being a good cook is especially valuable during your college years, when chicken strips at Carson Hall pass as a delicacy. Trust me. Your talents will be rewarded. This is a little recipe for a unique dish that anyone with half a brain can make for less than $20. It looks good and tastes great, and with the right mood and setting, this homemade pas ta will capture the heart and stomach of your date. This is all you have to do: You’ll need the following in gredients, which can be pur chased at Safeway at these prices. 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