Local comedians will take a stand ■ Twenty stand-up comics are scheduled to perform in Eugene’s fifth annual Laff-Off this weekend By Rory Carroll Oregon Daily Emerald Everyone’s a comedian — in their dreams. That’s Comedy Workout direc tor Leigh Anne Jasheway’s princi ple behind Laff-Off 2000, the am ateur stand-up comic competition slated for Saturday at the Actor’s Cabaret in Eugene. “Many people harbor this dream of doing stand-up,” Jashe way said. “I think people see it as, ‘If I can do this, I can do any thing.’ It’s very empowering.” For the fifth consecutive year, 20 comics will be chasing their dream of bringing home first prize. All proceeds will benefit Greenhill Humane Society’s Do mestic Violence Prevention Pro gram. Twenty comics will vie for the title of “Eugene’s Funniest Per son.” Each comic has five min utes to impress a panel of celebri ty judges, which includes such local stars as Comic News pub lisher Don Kahle, Slug Queen Carmen Slugana, Register-Guard columnist Bob Welch and Stone Soup cartoonist Jan Eliot. The competitors are aware that the Laff-Off is serious competi tion. “The Laff-Off is different be cause of the time limit,” said 1999 champion Jason Kronholm. “Because each comic only has five minutes, everyone has to use their best stuff.” The victor owns bragging rights, a plastic crown and em cees the following year’s event. Kronholm will emcee Saturday night. Variety is a strength of the Laff Off. Comics ranging in age from 16 to 65 will attempt everything from music to puppet shows to gain the favor of the judges. “Nowhere else can you see 20 comics at a time," Jasheway says. “The beauty of that is that if there are three you just can’t stand, you’re bound to find seven who you think are fabulous.” The Laugh-Off originated when professional comic Mike Jenkins did a comedy benefit foi a food bank in Portland. He want ed Laff-Offs across Oregon so the winners could compete for the ti tle of “Funniest Person in Ore gon.” To Jashaway’s delight, Eu gene’s first Laff-Off sold out — a5 it has every year since. Other Ore gon cities, however, were not aj taken by the Laff-Off as Eugene was, and a state Laff-Off compete tion flopped. Jasheway decidec to continue the Laff-Off in Eugene independently. Jasheway attributes the succes; of the annual Laff-Off to Eugene’; diversity and oddness. “Unfortunately Eugene is no ethnically diverse, but we’re di verse in other ways,” Jashewa] says. “I think Eugene is the typi of place where people live for < while and then move on, so wi have a lot of geographic diversity One of our comics is from Nev Jersey, and he sounds like a mem ber of the mafia,” Jashewa; added jokingly. Jashaway follows Jenkins’ ex ample by continuing to donat Laff-Off proceeds to charity. Th Greenhill Humane Society’s Do rnestic Violence Prevention Prc gram is an organization that prc vides a home for pets whe: domestic violence breaks up a re lationship. According to Jashe way, women will stay in a rela tionship out of fear of what will happen to the animal if it is left behind. Greenhill allows her to make her decision — stay or go — without having to worry about what to do with the pet, Jasheway said. “I chose Greenhill because they are one of the best humane soci eties in the country, and at the same time they benefit people,” Jashaway said. Greenhill has been their charity ever since. Sally Sheklow, a member of lo cal improv comedy troupe WYM PROV!, is one of this year’s celebrity judges. She sees the benefit as a positive aspect of the Laff-Off. “Because it’s a benefit, there is a spirit of, ‘We’re all here because we believe in something,”’ she said. “It creates an automatic ca maraderie within the audience.” Jasheway believes the Laff-Off will continue to be a success be cause of the support of both par ticipants and audiences. Many competitors who have never placed in first return with hopes of taking the crown, she said. “People keep coming back un til they win,” Jashaway said, adding that the Laff-Off will con tinue to elicit aspiring comics. “How many people would even entertain the idea of, say, taxidermy as a hobby? But a lot of people want to try comedy,” Jash away said. “Also, it allows the people in the audience to think, ‘I’m funny too,’ and look at how many funny people there are and how different they are.” Tickets are $12.50, and reserva tions are recommended. 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