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200 WORK STUDY POSITIONS
Jobs In Campus Recycling!
Campus Recycling Now hiring work
study/ tech fee funded students for
positions beginning now.
Contact Campus Recycling at 346
1529. Leave message with a mail
ing address and phone number to
obtain application.
205 HELP WANTED
SUMMER CAMP Counselors
Needed for Premier Camps in
Massachusetts
Positions available for college stud
ents as counselors in all team
sports, all individual sports such as
Tennis & Golf, Waterfront and Pool
activities, and specialty activities
including art, dance, theatre, gym
nastics, newspaper, rocketry & ra
dio. GREAT SALARIES, room,
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205 HELP WANTED
INTERNSHIP!!
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mer. Ave. profit $7000 + coll credit
wiith Southwestern • 689-5176
Groovy Dude! Get paid while you
surf the web! No gimmicks.
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Graphics Specialist
City of Albany
$2,599-$3,196/month
Full-time position. Designs & pro
duces brochures, fliers, posters &
newsletters for print production,
presentations, & the World Wide
Web; performs variety of adminis
trative and technical work in plan
ning & implementing content of
Web site, including creation of
unique content & integration of ap
proved content; performs Web
maintenance. Apply at State Em
ployment Office, 139 4th Avenue
SE, P.O. Box 70, Albany, Oregon
97321; or send request with
stamped, self-addressed envelope
for application and job announce
ment that has all job requirements
listed to James Munger, State Em
ployment Office. Application must
be received by the State Employ
ment Office by 5:00 p.m. Friday,
March 17,2000. AA/EEO
Needed: a few hours' help from
Mandarin-literate student who plays
CD-ROM games. Familiarity w/ Tai
wan game 'Heroes in the Time of
the Three Kingdoms" a plus. Will
pay. Please contact ASAP,
roswald @ darkwing
Mr. Formal hiring seasonal PT for
mal-wear consultants. No exp. nec.,
training provided. Evenings & wee
kends. Apply at 3025 W. 11th.
Recreation Leaders/Assistants
working with students with develop
mental disabilities. Temporary
spring break and summer. 25
40hrs/wk $6.50-$7/hr. Apply: Arc of
Lane County, 45 W. Broadway
#205, Eugene. Closing 03/13. EOE.
Camp Counselors needed to teach
Sailing, Climbing, & Art. June 19 to
August 13 in Pocono Mtns. of PA.
Apply on-line at
www.pineforestcamp.com
BARTENDERS
Make $100-$300 per night
No experience nec. Call 7 days/wk
1-800-981-8168 ext.240
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child care and development centers
“From Why to Wow”
Applications are now being taken for spring term openings
at the following Accredited Programs: EMU, East Camps and Westmoreland.
Toddler and Preschool spaces are available.
Flexible schedules, U of 0 student discount.
Call 346-4384 or stop by 1511 Moss
HorOSCOpe by Linda C. Black
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (March 9). You could
learn more than you believe possible this year.
Your attention span deficit is cured! Consider
your past in March, but don't be slowed down
by it. In April, move quickly to advance in your
career. Set up a routine for learning in May, and
then stick to it. Work to upgrade skills for more
than the money in August. Your partner is your
best coach in September. There's a test in De
cember. If you've studied, you'll pass with fly
ing colors. Let an old wound heal in February.
To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10
is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
ARIES (March 21 -April 19)—Today is a 7 —
Do you have something another person needs,
and are you willing to trade? A good deal is
close at hand. Watch for it Don't believe a
friend who doesn't understand the whole story.
You're the best judge of whether or not this will
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Today is a 7
— The moon is joining Jupiter in your sign.
This is good for you. Jupiter means abundance,
so what do you want? You're about to be vali
dated. Others will finally realize you were right
all along. Don't you love it when that happens?
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)—Today is a 7—
You'll have good luck today if you play by the
rules. In other words, the harder you work, the
luckier you'll get. Make a commitment, and
you'll push things in the right direction. Youll
be judged more by what you do than what you
say. Postpone travel.
CANCER (June 22-July 22)—Today is a 7 —
You and your friends can accomplish an impor
tant task. Work's involved, but that’s OK. Once
you decide on the rules and regulations you're
going to follow, the rest should be easy. You'll
need a budget, too. No problem, right?
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)—Today is a 6 — You
could be quite successful today, especially if
you follow orders. That's not easy since you'd
rather give them. You can do it, though, and
right now it's a good idea. Don’t sign anything
without reading it carefully, either
VIRGO (Aug. 23-SepC 22) — Today is a 7 —
If you have a complaint, especially regarding a
work-related matter, relax. Talk it over, and the
other person will probably see the logic of your
argument. Do the homework first so you have
all the facts on your side.
LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 23) — Today is a 7 —
You're lucky regarding money today, especially
if you want it for education or books. You'll be
able to acquire the tools you need, too. Don't
overdo it though. Don't spend more than you
can expect to make back in the next few years.
That's counterproductive!
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) — Today is an 8
— This is a good day to discuss a partnership
agreement At least one point hasn't been ironed
out yet. You can win, and so can the person
who's most important to you. The others might
have to do without, but that's OK. Works for
you, anyway, right?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today
is a 7 — You have to play by the rules, but if
you do, you can have what you’re after. You
want to do things your way, however. Hnunm.
Well, nobody said this was going to be easy.
You can sure make it easier, however, by going
along with what's required.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is
an 8 — It won't take many words to get your
meaning across. You're being judged more by
what you do than what you say, anyway. Don't
fall for one who makes big promises, but doesn't
deliver. That's not your style, so don’t let that
person knock you off stride.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is a 7
— Home is where the heart is, and that's where
you should be, too. Trouble is, you'd like to be
just about anyplace else. If you're struggling
with a tough household project, relax. If you
stop fighting it, cleaning up a big mess could be
relatively easy.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is an 8
— Set up a structure, and you'll achieve what
you want. This could help you become more
successful in your career, too. There's a lot to do,
that's for sure. That's why you need to set priori
ties first. Some of it doesn't have to be done at
all.
205 HELP WANTED
Resident Msnager for campus
apartment complex. Rent plus sal
ary. Needed April 1st. Experience a
plus but not required. One year
commitment required. Send resume
to PO Box 11468, Eugene, OR
97440.
Front Desk
The Best Western New Oregon
Motel is now accepting applica
tions for a Front Desk Clerk. Full
and part-time permanent positions
to start immediately. Evening and
Weekend work required. $7/hour
to start. Preference given to ap
plicants seeking long-term em
ployment. Basic office skills re
quired. Apply in person:
Best Western New Oregon Motel
1655 Franklin Blvd.
No phone calls please.
Infl. Orientation Assistant needed
spring & summer 2000.10 hrs/wk,
$7.50/hr + 3 internship credits.
Pick up announcement OIEE,
330 Oregon Hall. Deadline: 3/13.
Tennis coaches needed at U.S.
summer children's sports camps in
Northeastern U.S. If you enjoy ten
nis and love kids then check us
out! We offer salaiy, complete trav
el, room, board and your summer
work visa. Call 800-494-6238 or
email staff®camowinadurcoro. Visit
us at www.campwinaducomor
www.campdanbee.com. There are
camps, and then there are SPORTS
CAMPS.
Exciting outdoor summer job
fighting wild fires. No experience
needed. Training provided. Apply
during spring break 10am-4pm.
1322 N. 30th, Springfield. 746-7528.
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$25-$75/Hr. FT-PT.
1-888-313-7058
www.dream-achievers.net
Contemporary Issues
Coordinator
Develop and present a lectures
program for the campus. Concep
tualize, design, and represent
speakers and forums of contempo
rary interest to students. Present
ers and programs this year: Marc
Reisner, Norman Soloman, David
Korten, and the WTO Teach-In.
Past programs have included Hel
en Caldicott, Ice-T, Jello Biafra,
Karen Finley, Timothy Leary, Hunter
S. Thompson, and the Ben Linder
Symposium. Become the Contem
porary Issues Coordinator with the
Cultural Forum and decide next
year's events. Application and info:
Cultural Forum office, Suite 2, EMU
- 346-4373. Deadline is extended.
The CF is an EO/AA employer.
210 HOUSES FOR RENT
2 BDRM HOUSE
5 blocks to UO
Skylights/deck/side yard
$700/mo, all utils, paid.
Avail, now. 431-0896
Close to Campus
355 E. 17th - 2 bdrm w/ loft. Carpet
ed, applianced, off street parking.
$575 + deposit.
359 E. 17th - 1 bdrm duplex hard
wood floors. Small yard. $475 + de
posit. No pets, no smoking.
Real Estate Northwest 741-2504
1 1/2 Blocks to Campus. 3 + bdrms,
newly remodeled, yard, on-site laun
dry, $1350/mo. 912-1452
215 APARTMENTS (FURNISHED
One bedroom furnished.
$450/mo. Near campus.
Call 344-2657. Talray Holdings
215 .APARTMENTS (FURNISHED
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UNIVERSITY COMMONS APTS.
Brand new, fully furnished, w/d in
each unit. Individual leases, cov
ered bike racks, computer lab, fit
ness center & swimming pool. Call
338-4000 M-F 9-5, sat 10-4.
LARGE, CLEAN, QUIET 1 bd.
1630 Ferry St. $435/mo. No pets!
Call 741-0320. Avail. Mar. 7!
Studio, 1 & 2 Bdrms
2 blks to UO. Lndry, prkg.
Call 484-9922. Good Rates!
NEW ONE BEDROOM
Close to UO. $475/mo.
344-6261 or 434-8301
Studio Apartment. 22nd &
Emerald. $325/mo. Share utilities.
Call Tom 343-5778
Campus Apartments Available
now! 2 bdrms. No lease, $550. Of
fice 325 E. 18th #6. 343-8545.
Looking for a place to live?
www.housing101 .net...
Your move off campus!
2 bdrm 16th and Patterson. 3 min
walk to UO. $560/mo. Cable, gar
bage, laundry, parking. 345-1141.
AVAILABLE NOW!
*Two Weeks Rent Free*
NO APPLICATION FEE
1 & 2 bedroom
Leases & month to month
Starting at $395
Form more information call
485-7776 or 687-0684
von Klein Property Mgmt, LLC
1301 Ferry #2 • 485-7776
1500 sq. ft. vintage 1 bdrm. 379 E.
12th. $625 includes util. No pets/
smoke. Avail 4/5. 687-2360.
2 bdrm upstairs apt New paint,
quiet, $525/mo. +dep. No smoking/
pets. Catalina Realty 345-6396
Spacious 2 bdrm apartment.
1/2 block from UO.
$600/mo. +$250 dep. 344-6738.
FREE desk, chair & bookcase!
Take over my lease, and they're
yours. Rent as a 1 bdrm $695/mo.
or a 2 bdrm for $895/mo. Garage, w/
d, internet, HILYARD HOUSE
APTS. Call Erica: 343-5331 or email
emansberry @ hotmai! .com
1 bdrm, 14th & Patterson, new car
pet, windows, appliances, on-site
laundry, $450/mo. 465-9886.
Clean, Spacious, Quiet
2 Bedroom, 1-1/2 Bath
$610.00 with direct access carport
$590.00 with assigned park
Best area, Best neighbors.
Best of all
FOREST VILLAGE APTS
687-1318
Cheap but Clean 3 bdrm. Close to
Campus; between Alder/Hilyard &
16th. Only $695. 302-8063.
Large quiet 2 bdrm near UO, fire
place, patio, parking. $530, Mo.-to
mo. No pet/smoking. 687-2360.
PEARL GARDEN APARTMENTS ~
135 E. 19th #1
Spacious apartments w/patio. Quiet,
parking, laundry. No pets/smoking.
Close to Safeway. 1 bdrm, $475; 2
bdrm, $575.345-5949.
Dorms Getting Old? 2 bdrm apt.
across from UO. Take over lease 3/
18. Furnished or Unfurnished. Un
derground gated parking 345-5371.
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Studio, 1 & 2 Bdrms !
Avail. Immediately I
Starting at $480/mo. i
• All utilities + cable included :
• Near UO and Downtown
• Covered, secured bike storage
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manager
484-7441
1 1/2 blocks to campus. Large,
clean studio. Quiet location, w/s/g
paid. $399/mo, 912-1452
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914 E. 18th $395
766 E. 19th $425
•All Util. Incl.*
957 Hilyard $385
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2 Bedrooms
534 1/2 E. 14th $480
*2 Wks FREE - All Util. Incl.*
1432 Orchard $590
1844 Kincaid $550
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1048 E. 25th (2+) $675
2043 Onyx (6+) $1500
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1-2 Bedrooms: $475.00-$595.00
Located directly 1/2 block from
NWCC & UofO
Gas Heat, Clean, Convenient
Call Noel 349-0705
Jennings & Co. 683-2271 24hr
1149 FERRY STREET
$300 Move In Bonus!
{Completely Remodeled!
These look great!
1 bedroom units. $525.
Jennings & Co. 683-2271 24 hr
PRIVATELY OWNED
Large, spic and span, 2 bdrm,
$500/mo. Close to UO. 585 E. 19th.
345-6475.
225 QUADS
1750 Hilyard $195 1st month's
rent, $245, 2nd & 3rd months on a
90 day lease. Laundry facilities. All
utilities included. Real Estate North
west 741-2504.
ALDER STREET QUADS. Close
to class. Clean, quiet, laundry.
1360 Alder St. $250/mo. 345-5949.
230 ROOMS FOR RENT
Sick of living in the dorms? Take
over my lease! One bdrm for rent in
2 bdrm apt at 11th & Ferry. Close to
campus, newly remodeled, nice
roommate & cat incl. $312.50/mo.
Call Julia or Felicity at 683-9096
230 ROOMS FOR RENT
Rooms for rent, campus area.
341-9434
ioommate wanted. M/F. 3 bdrm
ouse. Close to UO, w/d. $317/mo +
tils. Call 686-9842. Avail. 4/1.
wo Room In historic house,
vithin block to UO. All utilities paid,
sundry facilities, shared common
ireas, Starting from $225. Available
Jow! Call 461-0199 for more infor
nation. Better Property Mgmt.
245 ROOMMATES WANTED
Brand new 3 bdrm, w/d, dw,
2 1/2 ba, dose to campus.
$275/mo. 485-1950
4ale/female roommate needed to
ihare 3 bdrm, 2 1/2 bath town
rause. Must like pets. $275/mo. +
Jtilities. 302-9187.
Roommate needed. 4 bdrm apt.
across UO, private entry, inclds
Jtils, $250/mo. Avail. 3/20 344-3211
share 3 bdrm house w/m UO stud
ent. Ig. yard, appliances, no smoke/
jets. $395/mo. +1/2 utils. 607-3225
Mew apt. female roommate needed.
1 bdrm in 4 bdrm, 2 bath apt. Sepa
rate lease. Avail. 4/1 or before.
£310/mo. Call Marissa 513-1391.
Roommate wanted to share gender
balanced, quiet 4 bdrm flat. 5 blocks
to UO. $175/mo 302-9943.
Roommate wanted: 2 bdrm fum. apt.
1 block to UO. Rent: $315, $360
move-in bonus. 485-4929
260 ANNOUNCEMENTS
Transforming Male Energy present
ed by Edwin R. Knight, practitioner
of shamanism -- "What you weren't
told or forgot* 3/12. Eugene, OR. 10
am - 6 pm, cost $85. Student dis
count avail. 741-1813.
285 SERVICES
24-hour support for survivors &
their friends. Sexual Assault Sup
port Services, 343-SASS.
Problems? Call the U of O
Crisis Line for free, anonymous
counseling. M-F, 5 pm-8 am
24 hrs/day weekends. 346-4488
Free Pregnancy Tests
Confidential. Mon. - Thurs.,
9:30-5:00. Lane Pregnancy
Support Center, 134 E. 13th #5
345-0400
Pregnant? Or maybe?
New medical clinic, confidential, free
1st Way 687-8651
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Abortion Services to 21 weeks.
Free pregnancy tests.
All Women's Health Services.
633 E. 11th, 342-5940
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7 “And I Love_'
10 Quarry
14 Heady and
natural
15 Ms. Thurman
16 Hoadrost
17 Spellbinding
speaker
18 Adds insult to
injury
20 Wanted
22 Distends
23 Standing
24 More Bohemian
27 Having hairiike
growths
29 Gooey mass
32 Alliance
36 The best!
38 Top bedhs
39 Train-set brand
40 No-frills
41 Concomitant
44 Pub pint
45 Period of
recovery
47 28th President
48 Hockey disks
53 Nabokov novel
56 Journalist Calvin
58 Chicago suburb
61 Pacific wealher
phenomenon
62 Western alliance
letters
63 End of an __
64 Finger pointer
65 Corrida calls
66 Bottom-line
figure
67 Maintain
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1 Rock full of
crystals
2 Fewer and
farther between
3 Obliterate
4 Top room
5 Electrical
problems
6 Australian lake
7 “Ben_“
8 Flightless bird
9 Greyhound
10 Preceding
11 Dove or Moreno
12 Send forth
13 Desires
19 Sedatives
21 Artist Salvador
25 _de la Plata
26 Khaki shade
28 Possessive
pronoun
29 Writer Berriault
30 Podent
31 Take off quickly
32 Caribbean island
33 Translucent gem
34 Church recess
35 Hilo garland
37 Gat or heater
39 Author Deighton
41 Silly billy
42 A couple
43 Color shade
46 Typewriter roller
47 Sots
49 Forearm bones
Solutions
50 Regional
weather
51 1946-52 N.L.
home-run leader
52 Sty noise
53 “Tonight Show”
host
54 Track
55 Deceased
57 One-name
country singer
59 Mine yield
60 _ “King” Cole