(3D The week in . •ntertainmmt ■ Thursday, Jan. 13th Porch Monkeez (bl ues, rock & funk) —The Buzz, EMU; 9:30 p.m. Free. John Shipe Band (pop, blues)— Good Times Cafe and Bar, 375 E. 7th Ave.; 9:30 p.m. $5. Danzy Senna’s "Caucasia” (book reading) — Room 123, Pacific Hall, 1210 Franklin Blvd; 8 p.m. Free. ’80s Night (dance) —John Henry’s 136 E. 11 th Ave; 10 p. m. women free, guys $2. Noah Miles (acoustic)—Cafe Par adiso, 115 W. Broadway; 8 p.m. Free. Systemwide (acoustic)—Sam Bond’s Garage, 407 Blair Blvd.; 9 p.m. $3-5. Colorado String Quartet and cellist Rhonda Rider (chamber music) — Beall Hall; 8 p.m. $5 and $9. ■ Friday, Jan. 14th The Print Show (i ntrod uctory exibit to printmaking) — Maude Kerns Art Center, 1910 E. 15th Avenue; 6 p.m. $2 donation suggested. "Pick-Up on South Street” and "Sec ond Breath” (film, double feature) —180 PLC, UO campus; $2 stu dents, $3 general public. U-Gene Band (psychedelic)—Tiny Tavern, 394 Blair Blvd; 9:30 p.m. No cover charge. “Constant Revolution,” as per formed by Young Women’s Theatre Collective (drama)—WOW Hall, 291 W. 8th Ave.; 7 p.m. Sliding scale ad mission, $5-$15 JC Rico (blues, soul)—Good Times Cafe; 9:30 p.m. $5. Freedom Funk Ensemble (funk)—jo Federigo’s, 259 E. 5th Ave.; 9:30 p.m. $2. Basic Assumptions, Uzbeck Dog (rock) — John Henry’s; 10 p.m. $3. Reggae Angels, Jahkuumba (reggae) —Top of the World, I-5, exit 199. All ages show. Doors open at 7 p.m. Ticketsare $10 in advance—can be purchased at EMU Ticket Office and Face the Music—or pay $12 at the door. Call 685-9434 for info. SOMA (jazz)—Cafe Pa rad iso; 8:30 p.m. $2. Hank Plank and the 2x4s, Jackass Willie (beergrass)—Sam Bond's Garage; 9:30 p.m. $3-5. “Crimes of the Heart” (theater) — Very Little Theatre, 2350 Hilyard; curtain time is 8:15 p.m. $12. D2K (disco DJ)—Wild Duck, 169 W. Sixth Ave.; 9 p.m. $5. ■ Saturday, Jan. 15th Mickey Joesph, Tony Castle (stand up-comedy)—Kowloon’s, 2222 Centennial Blvd.; 9 p.m. $6. Sixteen Second Hum (pop rock) — The Buzz; 9 p.m. Free. Lazoo (CD release party)—Wild Duck Brewery and Restaurant; 9 p.m. $5. "Constant Revolution,” as per formedby Young Women’s Theatre Collective (drama)—WOW Hall; 7 p.m. Sliding scale admission $5-$15. The Vipers featuring Eagle Park Slim (blues, CD release party)—Good Times Cafe; 9:30 p.m. $5. Wrist Rockets, Catholic School Girl, Dirty Sanchez (rock)—John Henry’s; 10 p.m, $3. The Poor Boys (funk)—Cafe Par adiso; 8:30 p.m. $2-5. Deb Cleveland Band (blues)—Sam Bond’s Garage; 9:30 p.m. $3-5. “Crimes of the Heart” (theater) — Very Little Theatre; curtain time is 8:15p.m. $12. Freedom Funk Ensemble (funk)—Jo Federigo’s; 9:30 p.m. $2. Graffeo “Arrivederd” with Mozart Players (symphony)—Central Pres byterian Church, 15th and Patter son; 7:30 p.m. $15, $12 for students, available at the door. “The Joint is Jumpin” (swing dance) —Agate Hall; all ages; lessons begin at 7:30 p.m., dance from 8:30-11 p.m. $5. ■ SundayJan. 16th Poetry Slam—Cafe Paradiso; sign up at 7 p.m. Free. Barbara Dzuro (jazz piano)—JoFed erigos; 8:30 p.m. $2. Anais (rock)—John Henry’s; 9 p.m. $1. Laura Kemp, T.R. Kelley & Debbie Diedrich (acoustic) —Sam Bond’s Garage; 8 p.m. $3-$5. “Crimes of the Heart” (theater)— Very Little Theatre; curtain time is 2 p.m. $12, senior citizens, $10. Mark Alan (acoustic)—Jo Federi go’s; 9 p.m. $3. ■ Monday Jan. 17th Martin Luther King, Jr. Art Camp - (ages 6-11) Maude Kerns Art Center; 9 a.m., limited space. $30, call to register at the Amazon Community Center, 682 -5373. Mixology 101 (techno dance)— John Henry’s; 9 p.m. women free, guys, $2. Ty Connor (comedy)—Sam Bond’s Garage; 9 p.m., $2. Roosters Blues Jam— Good Times Cafe; 9 p.m. Free. Roger dyne and The Peacemaker s (rock) —Taylor’s, 894 E. 13th Ave.; 9 p.m. ■ Tuesday, Jan. 18th The Poor Boys (funk)—Good Times Cafe; 9 p.m. $2. Ehud Havazelet, Grace Taiusan (cre ative writing reading series)— Browsing Room, Knight Library, 1501 Kincaid St. 8:00 p.m. Free That Tuesday Thing (funk, soul)— John Henry’s; 11 p.m. Free. Simon Gutierez (acoustic)—Cafe Paradiso; 8:30 p.m. Free. Barbara Dzuro Band (jazz piano) — Jo Federigo’s; 8:30 p.m. Free. ■ Wednesday, Jan.19th Nectar Way (groove)—Sam Bond’s Garage; 9 p.m. $3 $5. The Benjamins (funk)—Good Times Cafe and Bar; 9:30 p.m. $3 Justice League of America (dance hall house) —John Henry’s; 10 p.m. Women free, guys $2. John Shipe Band (acoustic rock)— Cafe Paradiso; 8:30 p.m. Free. The Benjamins (funk)—Good Times; 9 p.m. $3. Paul Paydos jam Session (extreme variety) —- Jo Federigo’s; 9:30 p.m. Free. Arena Theatre offers up surreal comedy Jeffrey Stockton Emerald joe von Appen (seated, wearing moose slippers) and Curtis Williams star in “The Dreamer Examines His Pillow,” a surreal comedy. The show opens jan. 19 in Arena Theatre at Villard Hall. Tickets are $6 for the general public, $5 for senior citi zens, University faculty and staff, and non-students, $4 for University students. In association with Oregon State University Student Health Services and Peer Health Advocates mum MTV’s Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolia will dish out sound advice on relationships and health in this wildly entertaining special appearance! Visit the van and meet KNRQ personalities! . Tickets on sale Jan. 10th 0$U Box Office, Corvallis CD World stares in Eugene and Corvallis The Ozone, Portland LBCC Tokens Theatre Box Office, Albany To order by Visa or Mastercard, call: 1.800.GO.BE A VS 8:00pm d«.rsown«6:00B1||Cffl||se||ra Oregon State University * o portion of the proceeds 90 to Plain Talk, a local organization dedicated to the prevention of child abuse For more information contact (541) 753-2641