Call (541)346-4343 or stop by Suite 300 EMI! to place yonr ad today 090 BIRTHDAYS At 344-0759, ROBIN is GRAD SCHOOL APPROVED. 20-year thesis/dissertation background. Term papers. Full resume service. Editing. Laser pr. ON CAMPUS! TypeWrite 747-0740 120 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE $sGive Me Five!** Run your "FOR SALE” ad (items under $1,000) for 5 days. If the item(s) doesn’t sell, call us at 346-4343 and we’ll run your ad again for another 5 days FREE! 'Student/Pnvate Party Ads Only • No Relunds y 120 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE Mini Drift Boat, oars, anchor. $950. Full size trailer. $500. Bob 344-9252. Tuesdays & Saturdays are Gaming Nights from 6pm to 9pm at Emerald City Comics. 770 E. 13th. 345-2568. 125 FURNITURE/APPLIANCES Futon, Oak Frame w/arm rest. Soft mattress w/cover. 6 mo. old. $150 obo. 431-6642 '91 Jeep Wrangler. 4x4. 4 Itr, 6 cyl, blue soft top. 90,400 miles. $8,750. 344-4354 K5 CHEVY BLAZER 1973 Excellent shape inside & out. Runs great. Air, PS, PB. You won’t find many this nice! $4995. Call 689-0138 after 5 p.m. '92 Honda Accord LX $7500/OBO 302-4499 Honor your favorite teacher by extolling his or her virtues in an Oregon Daily Emerald classified ad. National Teacher Appreciation Week is May 2-8. Ads will run in the personals all week. Our favorite ad will win flower bouquets from Eugene’s Flower Home for both the teacher and student who submitted the ad! If your grades are falling, this could be the best two bucks you ever invested. Think about it... Bring or call in your ad and $2 to the ODE office, 300 EMU, or call 346-4343. Credit cards accepted. Flowers donated by: Eugene’s Flower Home The university Florist 610 E. 13th at Patterson • 485-3655 Horoscope by Frances Drake For Tuesday, May 4, 1999 ARIES (March 21 to April 19) There’s a superhero inside you just bursting to get out — all you have to do is take that first step. Don't let fear of the unknown hold you back. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Don't make an assumption based on what might be faulty information. Make sure that you have checked your sources out carefully beforehand. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) It may be that you are not making the most of your skills and abilities. If you find yourself feeling stagnant, take on a project that you know will be a chal lenge. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) If a relationship is feeling one-sided, then it’s high time to shift the balance of power. Whether subtle or not, this is guaranteed to occur in the near future. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Plan for the unknown, as adventures are highly likely to be in the offing. If you are lacking in energy, make sure to nurture yourself. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) It's fine to know your limits, but it’s also good to try to stretch them. Even if it's a small goal, be sure to set your self a challenge. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Don’t impose your judgments on your loved ones; no one is in the mood to hear a lecture. You shine more brightly in conversations with strang ers. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) If you've been burdening a friend with your problems lately, make sure that you are also listening to his or her woes. You are likely to be missing a subtle point. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) You find yourself in the limelight right when you least expected it. Don’t blush — you deserve every little bit of attention. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) At long last, you recognize a soul mate who has been right under your nose all along. This may be an excellent time to wear your heart on your sleeve. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) Your usual optimism returns as things start to go your way at least. A busi ness proposition will open new doors to you. PISCES (Feb. 19 to March 20) Gain distance from a loved one if you need time to think a matter through more carefully. It may be better to miss a deadline than to make a hasty deci sion. YOU BORN TODAY What distin guishes you most is your dramatic, flamboyant nature. You delight in be ing considered a one-of-a-kind cre ation, something others certainly see you as. Unfortunately, this may also mean that you are a little self-absorbed. Birthdate of: Audrey Hepburn, ac tress; Stella Parton, country musician; Roberta Peters, actress. 01999 King Features Syndicate Inc. 130 CARS/TRUCKS 1994 green Ford Festiva. 80K, auto, new brakes, excellent com pression, $1700. 607-6594 145 COMPUTERS/ELECTRONICS Mitsubishi, Sharp and Zenith VCRs with remotes, $49 each. All VCRs function well. 688-7786. Wanted: Used computers. We buy and sell used computers for shipment overseas. Presently in terested in file servers, Compaq, or HP. Please call 1-800-639-9198. Laptop Macintosh Powerbook 1400C. 117Mhz, 40 mg RAM, 1.2 HD. $1000. Like new. 673-1609. Power Macintosh 8500 AV, 1 gig, 80 meg RAM, CD, ethernet, 15" monitor, Laser printer + much more. $950/obo. Call 686-6134. Macintosh Quadra, 15" monitor, keyboard, mouse, accessories. $200/best offer. 687-0051 150 TV & SOUND SYSTEMS CASH! We Buy, Sell & Service VHS VCR's and Stereos. Thompson Electronics, 1122 Oak, 343-9273 185 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES ®uvier (beware The Oregon Daily Emerald assumes no liability for ad content or response. Ads are screened for illegal content and mail order ads must provide a sample of item for sale. Otherwise, ads that appear too good to be true, probably are. Respond at your own risk. 190 OPPORTUNITIES DANCERS!Do you like to dance, make extra spending money with flexible schedule and short shifts? Then the Silver Dollar Club is where you should be. Call for audi tions 485-2303. 190 OPPORTUNITIES 190 OPPORTUNITIES The Coalition Against Environmen tal Racism (CAER) is hiring tor the 1999-2000 school year. Positions entail key role in organizing the 6th Annual Environmental Justice Con ference. Work study positions available. Position descriptions and applications are available in the Survival Center (Suite 1, EMU) and in the MCC (Suite 33, EMU). Deadline (or applications is Friday, May 14 at 5 p.m. 205 HELP WANTED ADVERTISING The Oregon Daily Emerald is currently accepting applications tor Advertising Sales Repre sentatives tor this summer and next fall. Applicants must be currently enrolled UO students and have a car. Freshmen and sophomores are encouraged to apply. Applications may be picked up in suite 300, EMU between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m.Deadline to turn in applica tions is Friday, May 7th at 4:00 p.m. Advertising Sales Repre sentatives are responsible for selling, creating and maintain ing ad campaigns tor exisitng accounts and prospecting for new accounts. The Oregon Da ily Emerald is an equal oppor tunity employer committed to a culturally diverse workplace. 190 OPPORTUNITIES 205 HELP WANTED The Emerald is seeking a Universi ty student interested in joining its staff as a community reporter. Ap plicants must be enrolled in classes at the University and be available to work about 25 hours a week. Experience with Associated Press style and the basic rules of gram mar is preferred. Applications can be picked up at the Emerald office in Suite 300 of the EMU on the third floor. Deadline for applications is Friday, May 7. Please include a resume and five examples of your work. The Emerald is seeking a Universi ty student interested in joining its staff as a student activities report er. Applicants must be enrolled in classes at the University and be available to work about 25 hours a week. Experience with Associated Press style and the basic rules of grammar is preferred. Applications can be picked up at the Emerald office in Suite 300 of the EMU on the third floor. Deadline for applica tions is Friday, May 7. Please in clude a resume and five examples of your work. Look in section 130 for your new car!! 190 OPPORTUNITIES 205 HELP WANTED Advertising sales - generous commissions, cozy company, fun product, no salary. Work for the Comic News! 424-2424. Do you like to dance, make extra spending money with flexible schedule and short shifts? Then the Silver Dollar Club is where you should be. Call for auditions 485 2303. The men's basketball program is seeking one full-time graduate student and two full-time under graduate students interested in working with the basketball team for the 1999-2000 season. The selected candidates will be ex pected to assist the staff on a daily basis with both office and court responsibilities. Major re sponsibilities include, but are not limited to, coordinating video tape exchange, academic tutor ing and monitoring, assisting with recruiting and coordination of team travel, upkeep and set-up of practice equipment. The cho sen candidates must demon strate the ability to complete a di verse variety of tasks and make a substantial time commitment to the position. Preferred qualifica tions include strong communica tion and computer skills, a com mitment to the program's suc cess, and a background in colle giate athletics. Interested candi dates should send a resume and cover letter to; Rhonda Bowers, Men's Basketball Office, 2727 Leo Harris Parkway, Eugene, OR 97401. Position will close May 15,1999. k Looking for the stars? Check out the entertainment sections. 190 OPPORTUNITIES Get paid to make a difference Join the 1999-2000 ASUO Executive Staff Opportunities • Advocate for student’s rights • Gain practical experience working on projects and issues relating to your major and career • Develop new events and programs on campus • Improve campus safety, technology, & child care, and increase diversity on campus ASUO Executive Staff Positions Community Outreach Director ( ompulcr Teclmo|o<;\ \d\isor Controllers ( t) I.lections Coordinator federal Mlairs Coordinator International Student \d\ocatc Marketing 'Director. Multicultural Vdvocate Soil- traditional Student Advocate Outreach Associate Programs Vdministrator Public Relations Director Recruitment and Retention Coordinator Saleh Vdvocate I niversih Mlairs I O Honshu; Vdvocate Outreach Director State Vliairs Coordinator l O Housing Vdvocate AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION EQUAL.OPPORTUNITY AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT EMPLOYER (AA EOE ADA. 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