NEWSROOM; (541)346-5511 E-MAIL oded’oregon. uoregon.edu ON-UNE EDITION; www.ufjregon.edu/-ode EDITOR IN CHIEF Ryan Frank EDITORIAL EDITOR Kameron Cole Stefanie Knowlton Local stations lack nothing in effort, hut ultimately leave college students yearning for fresher airwaves Opinion Ashley Bach Like so many forms of media, radio delivers to a near cap tive audience. We can only hear what is available to us, and have little control — save for a few song requests — over what we hear in the future. This fact is all the more frustrating in a city that, frankly, is sorely lacking on the FM/AM dial. With few exceptions, in fact, the more I listen, the more I know one thing. Eugene radio sucks. Many of you already realize this, I’m sure; the rest of you will discover it in the months ahead. As for me, I just did the math. In Portland, where I’m from, there’s one alternative sta tion, one Top 40, one hard rock and two for softer alternative. In the Bay Area, there are two alternative, one hard rock, two rap stations and many others. And in Los Angeles, the choic es are even more plentiful. So what does Eugene offer to the av erage college student? Three very lim ited choices: 95.3 KNRQ for alterna tive, 104.7 KDUK for Top 40 and 88.1 KWVA for “college radio.” The sheer numbers alone are troublesome. How often have we flipped through the dial and found nothing to our liking and then settled on a sub-par station? Unfortunately, variety isn’t the only problem. Eugene may not be a big enough market to support more sta tions, but it’s certainly big enough to support some quality. Alas, that’s hard to find in the three-horned mon ster called Eugene college radio. Let’s run down the choices: 95.3 KNRQ: Otherwise known as “The Q,” this amateurish and ulti mately annoying station seems to best capture the musical tastes of most col lege students. But that’s really no con solation. The DJs, for the most part, are laughable. Chia, whose voice too many college students have been ex posed to, is always a chipper sound in the afternoon, but ultimately grates with her self-centered chat and tech nical foul-ups. And Jenny-O, who’s thankfully been banished from the morning show, sounds like she just walked in off the street. Even worse, KNRQ tries hard to portray itself as cool, rebellious and a little off-beat. They’ve got the weird part down, but they are neither cool nor rebellious. The stupid promos they run, with the movie clips and that guy with the deep voice, are transparent attempts to build an im age. Let’s just play the music. 104.7 KDUK: This station is notable not only for its non-existent DJs but for its most visible audience (excited 14-year-olds). I’ve listened to KDUK for three years and don’t recall any of the on-air personalities. This isn’t such a bad thing, however; consider ing the ones I have heard have been devoid of any personality. But, for college students, this is a tough choice. We’re old enough to have focused our musical tastes, so the hodgepodge of songs and artists KDUK throws at its listeners is hard to absorb. One minute I’m hearing “Building a Mystery” by Sarah McLachlan; the next, it’s “The Boy Is Mine” by Brandy and Monica. If you’re not into R&B or soft alternative, turning the dial is inevitable. As with most radio stations, KDUK’s innumerable call-ins, give aways and contests are another good reason to tune out. And this station gets the local award for worst treat ment of its winners. They force their listeners to recite the "phrase that pays,” a terribly patronizing request that degrades people into saying, “To day’s best music: KDUK.” No wonder their big audience is teenagers. 88.1 KWVA: Honestly, I get scared every time I listen to this station. The musical choices are, for lack of a bet ter word, weird. I realize this is "col lege radio,” nurturing artists outside the mainstream, blah, blah. But I just don’t get it, and I don't think I’m alone. That said, I’m proud of these guys. All college students, they’re able to put together a 24-hour station on dat ed equipment with a fairly varied pro gramming schedule. They’ve got talk, several speciality shows and news. The DJs are eclectic but spirited. And plus, KWVA doesn’t have to pretend it’s a professional station. It’s a train ing ground. Unfortunately, for all these virtues, one is still left with the general playlist, which I think turns most col lege students away. It’s unfortunate that KWVA can’t be a more wide spread choice for the student body. We definitely need it. Then again, the crew up there in the EMU probably doesn’t mind being on the artistic fringes. So what are we left with? Two sta tions trying to pass themselves off as professional, and one that’s trying real hard, but doesn’t really capture a greater audience. For the average col lege student, it doesn’t make for a very hopeful listening future. My only ad vice: Buy a lot of CDs and sell your ra dio to somebody who can really enjoy it. Ashley Bach is a columnist for the Emerald. His views do not necessarily represent those of the newspaper. MORE REPUDIATION.. MONICA LEWINSKY WON A HOUSE SEAT... ...MY GOD1 VW SURVIVED!!' CORRECTION The story “It's time to put the past behind us” (ODE, Nov. 5) should have read, “On Bid weii’s 10-yard kick.” The Emerald re grets the error. LETTERS POLICY The Oregon Dai ly Emerald will at tempt to print all letters containing comments on top ics of interest to the University commu nity. Letters must be limited to 250 words.