Testing the trees m LAURA GOSS/Emerald This tree near 13th Avenue and Kincaid Street teas re cently tested for Dutch Elm disease. Earlier in the sum mer, the City of Eugene re moved a tree near 15th Av enue and Agate Street be cause of the disease. Shepherds offended by TV ads that satirize ineffective schools The Assoc iald Press ALBANY, Ore. — TV ads using humor to send the message to Ore gon students that they need to study hard to meet higher test standards have angered two rural state legislators. The offending commercial de picts a high school counselor telling a bov his aptitude tests show he's best suited to becoming a shepherd. Another shows the same counselor telling a stunned mother and father their daughter should become a pirate. Rep. Liz VanLeeuwen, R-Halsey, and Rep. Carolyn Oakley, R-Al bany, have lodged complaints with the state Department of Education about the ads after hearing criti cism from people who raise sheep. The lawmakers say the con stituents were offended by the im plication that tending sheep is easy and takes little brainpower. In one of the ads, which were in spired by a “Candid Camera” skit from the 1950s, the counselor says, “Well, Ned, your records show you have the makings of a fine... shepherd.” “A what?” the dumbfounded boy replies. He later lets his head fall on the desk. The voice-over then says that Oregon schools are changing so this won’t happen, “If I were a counselor, I would be up in arms,” Oakley said, adding that she was “disappointed that they are picking on any vocation, even in jest. The agriculture com munity is not happy about it.” Tanya Gross, an official in the Education Department in Salem, which paid $60,000 to help pro duce the spots, said the ads' cre ators tried humor because educa tion-standards messages have been serious for years — and most people still don’t know about the new school standards. Gross said the ads would con tinue running. "Our intention was not to demean shepherds or the agriculture industry,” she said. “One nice thing: It’s clear people are seeing the ads and they’re memorable.” Portland ad agency Wieden and Kennedy donated its professional services to develop tire ads. The state is paying $350,000 to have the commercials broadcast on TV stations in Portland, Eu gene. Medford and Bend. DUCKS WIN! And so does everyone who does business with Credit uSon Jerry Alien Official Voice of the Ducks U-Lane-O Member Benefits include: •2% off your current titled vehicle loan rate* k *NO CLQSJhJGjGOSTS^p* Home Equity £ Rates as low as 6.9% APR** J ‘Multiple EASY ACCESS locations •FREE Checking and Interest Checking •No Surcharge ATMs Chances are YOU BELONG to one of the groups who qualify for membership Find out... CALLTODAY! www.ulaneocu.org 1-800-365-1111 687-2347 Kates as low as 6.Vb7b Annual Percentage Rate with automatic payment from checking, your rate depends on your credit qualifications. Current U-Lane-O debt not eligible. Rates subject to change. •Annual Percentage Rate for 3 year draw/S-year repayment. Rate effective 8/l/98.Your rate will be based on your credit qualifications. Current U-Lane-O debt excluded. Rate is variable; maximum 18% APR. $25 annual fee Closin^costswaiver_ag2jjcu^|th_minimum_$5!000 draw and excludes appraisals. Affordable Technology we build com outers VOlir we v WHOLESALE PRICES RETAIL SERVICE PROUD MEMBER OF THE B. B. B all systems standard with OREGON’S LARGEST WHOLESALE COMPUTER MANUFACTURER IS NOW IN EUGENE INTERNET SERVICE 17' DIGITAL SVGA MONITOR INCLUDED • 64mb SDRAM •36x CD-ROM • 4.3Gb UltraDMA HardDisk • 4Mb S3 ViRGE64 3D Card • 56k kFlex Fax/Voice Modem • 16bit Yamaha Sound Card • 1 70w Multimedia Speakers • Windows98 w/CD/Manual Bus 5I2L AGP Mome*txa 3 5' Floppy Dnve >04 »ey Keytioad Sena Mouse I ALL SYSTEMS INCLUDE TONS OF FREE, REAL software: Office Suite for Win 95, Quicken, Chessmaster 4000. Compton's 3-in- 1 Reference Set. Bodyworks 5.0. Mavis Beacon Typing, Complete U.S. a World Atlas Set, Kids' Zoo Explorer, and over 1,000 more! visit 1 1 42 WILLEGILLESPIE RD SUITE call 1 3 1 .8 B 8. BYTE. 1 23 hours: Mon-Fri 9-6 / Sat & Sun 1 0-4 surf WWW We are an authorized Microsoft OEM ■ 1998 Affordable Technology Inc All trademarks properly of their respective owners *0AC muSa 17' DIGITAL SVGA MONITOR INCLUDED • 32mb RAM •24x CD-ROM 4.3Gb UltraDMA HardDisk 4Mb 64bit 3D Video 56k kFlex FaxA/oice Modem 16bit Yamaha Sound Card 170w Multimedia Speakers Windows98 w/CD/Manual PVfi 512k AGP MoineUxoa 3 5 floppy Drive 104-key Keyboard. Set Mouse ACCEPTED P4O0I intgl PentiumTT" | DIGITAL SVGA MONITOR INCLUDED • 64mb SDRAM | |»36x CD-ROM • 6.4Gb UltDMA HardDisk • 4Mb S3 ViRGE64 3D Card • 56k V.90 Fax/Voice Modem | • 16bit Yamaha Sound Card • 1 70w Multimedia Speakers • Windows98 w/CD/Manual PVa 440BX AGP MoRieiDoara 3 5 floppy Dnve. I04-«oy Keytwoa PS,? Mouse $1499!