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u. VIEWS / The Campus Dialogue
3 l Mail, editorial cartoon and nwv names tor your "things
QUICKIES / Our Concession to Your Attention Span
6 I iscl\ samples anecdotes individual!) swapped tor freshness
U. NEWS / Pretty Sneaky, Sis
O I He Bum, Bste Me. I 1 «>sc, IS Minutes and oh so mm h ntoi e
U. LIFE / Lawyer’s Salary, Please
12 In-Play / Raiders o# the Lost Art
l he once time honored tradition of mascot stealing has gone the ssas ot the dodo
l larsh penalties are preventing stusients from pilfering lions ansi tigers and Inais ( >h ins'
12 Dollars / Nifty Thrifty Olfties
( arc enough to send the vers best. hut can't allots! to \o prohlent I ' Ma^a.ane has the
solution to all your holiday shopping needs in our guide to cheap gilts And sse mean vheap
W mr! I hanks tor the origami, sltule
13 Class / The King and IQ
I here s a velvet picture of him in your living room at home I iis tasc is oh sour re, orsl
albums, vour commemorative plates and your stamps \nd nose he s in vmir classroom.
I le s the king of rock and roll No. not Jon So ad.i. Ids is Presley
13 Etc. / Greek Tragedies
Should fraternities and campus organizations lx' responsible tor deaths anil accidents
at their functions? It's hard for fraternities to tell With un. tear guidelines and
contusing court rulings, it's all (.reek to them
17 Off Beat / The Dead Will Never Die
( ollegute Deadheads realize it mas he time to move on now that the illustrious .ateer of the
(i ratcful Dead is in leopards (loss are |crtv s kids coping swth the emptiness m their liscs
Some may tts to till the void by going Phishing
21 Pop / Dumb and Dumber
Mamed With Children. Beverly HiIh. ‘>0210 and Beam and Bun head a ten t high brow
entertainment, but they are like potato chips You knoss they're bad for sou. but you
can t stop watching cm. It s a complete loss of remote control.
FEATURES / The Wacky Doctor’s Game
COVER STORY
14 Lot Us Entertain U.
Some si hook get to see Pearl Jam and Blues I'raveler. Other schools get pan flute
master Zamfir and some guy playing tpoons You can thank or blame vour
student programming board
16 Blood Brothers
Quentin l arattuno is hack, ina delightful ( hristmas movie l( doeso t have all the caroling and
chestnuts tine might es|K\t from a notrdav sjiecial. but it dries have the vampires and the killing
18 Rock
I he seven deadly songs l Magazine offers up the top seven college rusk alburns
of all time, plus our l radio than
19 Reel
Matlhevs Slodmc and (iccna l >asis star in ( utthrujt hit ml plus gel in the as t svith
The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Woods Allen s ness one
20 Contests!
NX anna win big money I urn to the contests page tight nose*
WRAP / Drive Reckless! Take Chances!
22 A Christmas Wish
How to handle the holidays, plus Double lake and Strip I rave
23 Holiday Gift Wish List
l Magazine's annua! survey of what students really want this scat Nil I ssant for
l htistmas i fanukkah/Kss an/a is peace on larth and Antonio Banderas dipped
in chocolate, I Hi please, oh please
GUEST EXPERT / Torry the Traffic Guy
NX c searched far and wide this month tor .1 guest expert see could cull
"friend. Someone we could count an. Someone who would gladly stand in
front of a bus tor us (or inadvertently usher us into its path 1 orrv t >sbv
crosswalk operations manager at our t' .Wagstztnt I os Angeles hcailipiar
ters. holds up traffic to offrr his insight on mvrud collegiate topics of
interest Let's take a ride with I orrv the I raffle Guv. shall we
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December
1995
Alcohol gota trnmhod.
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B»*f of brain rot.
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Move mumlc, will truval.
Rage 14
Campus Shots
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