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Stewart bomb stuns Michigan
ANN ARBOR. Mich (AP) — Four yuan; ago, Col
orado won a game on a freak play as time expired
and wont on to win the national championship
Will it hapixm again in 19947
It could After beating Michigan 27-2fi Saturday
on Kordell Stewart's fU vnrd touchdown pass to
Michael Westbrook on the final play. Colorado
moved into position to challenge for another title.
The Buffaloes (')-()) rose two spots to No 5 in
The Associated Press (Mill after pulling off the most
spectnc ular Hail Mars pass since Doug Flutie's
1984 miracle in Miami
"It puts us in a position to win a national title,
hut them's a long way to go," Colorado coach Hill
McCartnev said.
fit ltt'MI, I h*» Buffaloes boat Misunuri 33-31 on a
fifth-down TO run that occurred boonuse the offi
e aals lost track of the downs Colorado also needed
a little lue k to beat Mit higan. although Stewart
and Westbrook displayed tremendous talent on the
last play.
Stewart's pass sailed more than 70 yards in the
mr. and Westbrook made a diving < atch in the end
/.one after the hall was touc hed by two other play
ers.
"Kordell's ability to scramble around and then
throw it that far made the ploy possible." McCart
ney aaid W estbrook s fob on (hit play is to posh
tion himself to make a catch on a rebound, which
he did."
The play, which is certain to become a highlight
film classic; like- Klutie's pass to Gerard Phelan and
California's five-lateral kickoff return against Stan
ford in J082. turned Stewart into a serious Hois
man Trophy contender.
Stewart, the nation's third-rated passer, showed
his versatility against Michigan. Me passed for 204
yards and two touchdown*, ran for H5 yards, and
set Colorado career w ords for TD passes and total
offense
But he'll lie remembered for that one play when
he dropped Ikh k, waited patiently and heaved the
Iwll os far as he could. So now would Stewart com
pare his pass to Flutie's fling a decade earlier?
"That was one of the l>est plays In college foot
hall. but I think this one was butter because we did
it." Stewart said
Teammate Darius Holland fell it was a case of
divine intervention
"Those guys out there asked for a miracle and
God decided to give it to them." he said
After heating Big Ten powers Wist onsin and
Michigan on consecutive weeks. Colorado could
use a breather. But the Buffaloes won't get one
with their rugged schedule, which includes four
ranked opponents in the next five weeks.
Colorado visits No. Ifi Texas on Saturday, then
plays Missouri trefore facing No. 21 Oklahoma. No.
2'1 Kansas State and No 2 Nebraska
Michigan, meanwhile, must quickly recover
from one of its most stunning losses The Wolver
ines (2-1), who dropped three places to No. 7 in
this week s poll, open their Big Ten season at Iowa
on Saturday.
"We have to rebound, go hack to work on the
fundamentals,” said coach Gary Moeller, whose
team blew a 12-point lead in the last 2:lfj. "You’ve
got to keep your head up. Our most important
games are still to come."
Trojans vent anger on Baylor 37-27
I-OS ANCKLES (AP) - South
ern (-il had to wait two weeks to
vent its anger following a drub
bing nt Penn State. Previously
unbeaten Baylor felt the wroth
of the Trojans on Saturday
night
Shown Walters gained n
canter-high 207 yards on 31 car
ries and scored three tom 11
downs and Hob Johnson com
pleted 27-of-3A passes for 3fi4
yards and one Tt) as the loth
ranked Trojans boat the Bears
37-27.
Southern Cal (2-1) was play
ing for the first time suit e being
beaten 3H-M by No 5 Penn
State
Baylor (3-1) was facing a
ranked team for the first time
this year. Its victories ante over
Louisiana Tech. San Jose State
and Oklfthoma State.
Although they rolled up 383
yards, the Trojans led by only
seven points until Cole Ford
kicked his third field goal of the
game, a 26-yardor with 10:20
remaining.
Jeff Kopp's first career inter
ception and 41-yard return to
the Baylor 22 set up the kick.
Israel Ifeanvi intercepted
another pass by Jeff Watson less
than a minute later, setting up a
l yard run by Walters with 5:32
left that made it 37-21) A 7-yard
run by Watson with 156
remaining completed the scor
ing.
Both offenses were unstop
pable in the first period.
Clifton Rubin capped an 80
yard. six-play drive following
the opening kickoff with a 1
yard run to give Baylor a 7-0
lead
l he Trojans responded imme
diately, moving 7fi yards in nine
plays Walters capped the drive
with a 7-yard run.
After n 43-yard kickoff return
by Anthony Hodge, the Bears
moved into position for a 25
yard field goal by Jarvis Van
I)yke.
The Trojans then moved 74
yards on just five plays, scoring
on a 14-yard pass from Johnson
to Ken Grace, making it 14-10
with 30 seconds still left in the
opening period.
Baylor did very little offen
sively after that, but remained in
the game thanks to a 98-yard
kickoff return by Ben Bronson in
the third quarter and several
blown scoring opportunities by
the Trojans.
Southern Cal extended its
lead to 21-10 on a 99-yard run
by Walters with 1:08 left before
halftime, capping a 48-yard,
three-play drive.
Van Dyke's 45-yard field goal
with 9 seconds left in the half
cut Southern Cal's load to 21-13.
Ford kicked field goals of 25
and 34 yards in the third period,
but Bronson made his long
return after the first one.
A Baylor player hadn't
returned a kickoff for a touch
down since Bruce Davis's 99
ynrd return against SMU in
1983.
Watson completed both of his
passes for 58 yards and had a
23-yard run on Baylor's first
possession, but wound up the
game with 14 completions in 33
attempts for 241 yards with the
two fourth-quarter interceptions.
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