' Oregon Daily EflllCrdld S pOTtS —
A variety of stories for midsummer sports fans
ow thut the World Cup is
graciously over, the mid
X si summer doldrums are
himi Baseball is still around, hul
the pennant riu.es don't realisti
cally start healing up (or another
month NFL teams are In/ily get
ting into their pro-season camps,
preparing for the season that is
about a month away as well
Considering all this, unless one
is prepared to finally mow the
lawn or take care of some much
needed home improvements that
have been on tin* shelf sim e the
final four ended, into the Niff,
playoffs, carrying on into the
NBA playoffs and finally the
World Cup, it is time to lie on the
couch and grab a Big Gulp in an
air conditioned room waiting for
Sporlscenter to deliver some real
sports stories
Oddly enough, this week pro
vided the average sjeirts fan with
a wide variety of midsummer
headlines.
On the frozen pond, a pleas
ant thought in 100 degree weath
or. the New York Rangers will
have to defend their Stanley Cup
next vear without coach Mike
Keenan The controversial
Keenan jumped ship this past
weekend to the St. Louis Blues,
claiming that the Rangers
breached his contract Anyone
who follows the NHL knows
that Keenan's deal with the
Blues could bo nixed The Blues
have been notorious for jumping
on deals too early in the last
couple of years The Rangers
have filed suit and conceivably
could end up with some corn
|>en sat ion from the Blues
Keenan's fiery personality has
hindered him throughout his
< caching career, often resulting
in conflicts with management
over who should run the team
The sad part of this is that it took
the Rangers 40 years to finally
win the Stanley Chip again, and
what should Ixr an off-season of
celebration and relaxation has
become, only a month after win
ning it all. a systematic disman
Chris Mktz
tling of the loam The Rancors
( nn'l seem to do anything just
right
A few milos south, the Now
York Jots aro the latest to catch
"World ('up fever" this week
signing U S soci or player Tony
"No. I've never sung for Black
Sabbath" Moola An interesting
move considering that the NFL
traditionally hasn't required a
goaltender. Mayl>e goalies are
required along with the new two
point conversion? A logical ques
tion for the Jets then Why sign
Nick Lowrey if his log isn't strong
enough to even hit a 45 yard Hold
goal? Just a thought.
In Seattle the sky is falling at
the Kingdoms Why stop at a few
insulation till**7 Clear everyone
out of that god-forsaken park and
blow the whole damn thing up.
Then maybe the Manners <.an
build a real dome that we
"purists" can really appreciate
Thin tain call it the Grunge Dome
and eos t a statue in the beer gar
den of Eddie Vodder and Ken
Griffey |r standing arm in arm.
swilling Ranter.
This week's "I didn't think
anybody would notice" award
goes to Albert "you can call me
joey, and you can tall me Albert,
but never, over t all me Corky"
Belle of the Cleveland Indians.
With all the talk of the impend
ing strike, who would have
thought that old Albert was cork
ing his bat.
Baseball needs more light
hearted controversy. Guys like
Gaylord Perry used to bring an
innocently villainous feel to the
game A few- spit/ Vaseline balls
here and there never hurt any
body and neither does a corked
bet. especially if it's used by a
Cleveland Indian Belle has had
enough controversy in his career
that didn't match the schoolboy
feel that this "prank" carries with
it Hats off to Belle. The guv tried
to get away with one and now has
10 games to sit and "feel shame."
At least there were no guns or
drugs in his bat. After all. it is the
1090s
This week's "sibling rivalry"
award goes to tints relief pitcher
Tim Grieve. Grieve faced his
younger, and noticeably wealth
ier, phenom brother Ben in Tues
day night’s game and struck him
out. One can imagine how good
it feels to beat on a little mil
lionaire brother, so congratula
tions Tim. you are the winner of
this week's summer doldrums
award for outstanding achieve
ments in the face of million
degree weather.
Chris Metz is the sfxirts editor
for the Emerald
Cowboys adjust to new coach, new offensive coordinator
AUSTIN (API — The Dallas Cowboy# hava a now
coach and a new offensive coordinator. And they still
have a solid shot to win a third consecutive Sii)>i*r Bowl
— ns long ns Troy Aikman is happy
For the time being. Aikman is at poaco with the
< hange that saw Barry Switzer take over for Jimmy John
son.
"I owe n lot to Coach Johnson but everything will lie
fine with me and ('oat h Switzer ns long ns we win," Aik
man said. "1 think everybody is over the shock of Barry
being I ho i oach Ho is our head coat h now and we
accept it I hope Barry has the answers "
Aikrnan sees Switzer adopting a role much like the
one lohnson had.
"I think Cloach Switzer can be effective like Coach
Johnson," Aikrnan said "Coach Johnson wasn't a big X
and O guy. He let his assistants do that
"But make no doubt. Coat h Johnson put his stamp on
the team He got the team motivated Right now Barry
is observing. Eventually, he has to put his stamp on the
team. It will Ih> tough on him "
Aiktnan said not only does Switzer have to learn the
players, he has to mesh with the staff.
"These am assistants he inherited and he has to find a
way to Pit in." Aiktnan said. "It's tough on a new coach
when he can't bring in his own assistants."
Aikman is ready to do all ho can for Switzer, his first
college coach. Aikman, however, had to transfer from
Oklahoma to UC1.A to polish his passing skills
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