Tuesday, 6/21 $©
THE HIPPIE
WEREWOLVES
(from Colorado)
HENRY'S CHILD
CATHOLIC
SCHOOLGIRLS
Wednesday, 6/22$©
THE DANCING FRENCH
LIBERALS OF 48
(formerly The Gits)
THE DANCER GENS
THE DRAGS
Thursday, 6/23 $©
BUTCH LUCKY
DOLLAR 99
guests
Friday, 6/24 $0
ALCOHOL
FUNNYCAR
THE DIRT
FISHERMEN
JASPER
Musi be
or OVER
342-3358
136 E. 11th
ALL DAY
TUESDAY
s
p
A
G
H
E
T
T
I
ALL
YOU
CAN
EAT
EVERY
TUES!
include*
1 Gafiic Bmad
11:30 am lQpm
pizza
?e.T££
ITALIAN KITCHEN
28/3 Willamette • 484-0996
RECYCLE
SPRINGFIELD,
SCIENTIFIC
SUPPUES
(503) 726-9176''
t-B0(KH*2O«7
MtWfM
'41 VI
Oregon Daily Emerald Sports
Taming the brats of summer
If Major fjijagut' Baseball wen*
run like a real bustnaii. it
would have gone under long
ago
This business has got to lx* the
only one whose employees
demand rjfl pen ont of the rev
enue. the only one that allows
some of its fram Iiim-n to run up
multi-million dollar debts annu
ally. and the only company that
can't afford to pas its workers,
despite having a more popular
product than ever before Wel
come to the business that is
major league baseball.
America's national pastime is
on tin verge of its eighth labor
stoppage in »ts illustrious histo
ry. ns n new collective bargain
ing agreement between the own
ers (greedy) and the players
(even greedier) has not vet been
rea< tied
lx peris and insiders are pre
dicting that an agreement will
not he reached anytime soon
and that the Players' Associa
tion. led by IVinald Fehr, could
go on strike as soon ns the mid
dle of July In order to avoid a
strike, the players would have to
accept the owners' latest pro
posal. whit h includes an eight
percent decrease in player rev
enue and an end to salary arbi
tration Needless to say. the
plovers aren't happy iiImiuI hav
ing the status quo taken away
from them and have turned a
i old shoulder on the owners
Baseball fans might want to get
to the ballparks soon because it
looks like the hoys of summer
might be taking an early vni a
tion.
For fans of baseball, the
impacts of another strike are
obvious Baseball is not like oth
er sports In that you can t call
replacement workers (affection
ately known as "scabs" in union
lingo) m to continue the season.
Jm Marion
A strike this year could be
extremolv detrimental to base
ball Ixwause two pi,avers Ken
Griffey, Jr of the Seattle
Mariners and Frank Thomas of
the Chu ago White Sox both
have outside < ham es at break
ing Roger Maris' single season
home run record of fit Howev
er, their shot to rewrite the
record book will probably nev
er materialise because they and
their money-hungry peers can't
live with $7 to $11.7 billion of
Major league Baseball's revenue
over the next seven years Go
figure
Although the players seem to
be the ones to blame for this
mess, it's the owners who hove
set the precedent by allowing
their workers disgustingly lucra
tive contracts time and time
again. Kvery time Griffey gets a
new contract, then Thomas
wants u new one. and so will
Harry Bonds This is the pattern
that owners have let take place
and it has caused salaries to spi
ral upward over since.
Also, recent history shows
that the owners will give in to
the players' demands if a strike
1*1 urs This fact offers the Flay
ers' Association no incentive to
try to prevent a strike. If the
stoppage is long enough, the
players will most likely get what
they want In the business of
Major l.eague Baseball, the
employees call all the shots It's
a c lassie c ase of the tail wagging
the dog
You would think that all this
muss would drive fans awn\
from the ballpark, but that
hasn't occurred Attendance at
major league ballparks is at an
all-time high as ticket prices
continue to rise. Every time a
player sits out because of a cen
tral t dispute, you will bear fans
complain about “those high
priced bums’' and yet these
same fans still attend the games
If the owners continue to
make more money in ticket
sales, the fans can t exp«< I any
improvement in how they han
dle that revenue. As it stands
now, neither the players or the
owners are held accountable for
inefficient business practices.
Somewhere along the line, that
has to change
No business could possibly
operate like Major League Bate*
ball. The saddest part of this
impending strike is that the only
people affected are the fans.
After all this has passed, the
owners and the players will still
he dirt rich. The only thing we
can do is forget about them and
fix.us on what the game of base
ball is really all about. Baseball
is about the kid who shows up
two hours early to the ballpark
in the hope of getting an auto
graph. It's about the Little
league World Series, and about
parents playing catch with their
children on a Saturday after
noon.
This is America's national
pastime in its purest form. The
spoiled brats of summer will go
on squabbling about dollar fig
ures whether they strike or not.
Meanwhile, kids of all ages will
continue to enjoy the game they
love. Maylx! the pros could learn
a lesson or two from them.
laff Marion is an advertising
account executive at the Emer
ald.
CALL 346-4343 BEFORE 1 p.m. TODA Y TO PUT US TO WORK FOR YOU TOMORROW!
ns TYPING SERVICES
At J44-07W. AOftiN « GRAD SCHOOL
APPYlOVf 0 20-yftur thratfStt tXK*
ground T *rm p«jp«rVF i* a nnum« xw
t - 4' ON CAMPUS'
JO THf TYPtNO PRO
T«cm Paper%'Th«Mfct>t*M»rUrttort»
_Qtf eaa-606ft Aftyttmt
f \rj5tso \
»4M»IO y
I>1W€ LNUMIIID
l«Wi LjM U4UU
lr»«4i1lOi«ai l«tt
Housing a
bit tmni7
Check out
sections
220 225
t65 COMPUTERS ELECTRONICS
IBM 1M33 Mht. 2MB McMlM wwy
KXOXl two/O. •orti parlacl 6 0
Me M99 080 Cum 503 B26 3565
170 SOUNO SYSTEMS
CA8M1M W. Ho» SM and Sarwea
VMS VCR » and Slweot
Thmcaaa Hac»w» n^O». Wtt'.M
195 TRAVEL
Holland
$319
Ecuador
Germany
Japan
Australia
South Africa
$332*
$334*
$398*
$545*
$796*
•<«m at *cn» bound
on «a*«8np Pm hAC nt.* to
Ckjdnl «nd rKih.ni Cj8 lu
c*hr» damson*
EinUpass. *>4l3.00tt»
Iritrai Ipas i «4t3.00 ^
Council Itavd
71SSW Morion #600
Pcltwcl.C# 97905
503-228-1900
1-800-2-COUNCIL
(1 •800-926-8694)
FAX 503 9734450
Eurailpasscs
issued on-the-spot'
ODE Classifieds
One-stop shopping
>75 INSTRUMENTS
Han Bill Summtf? Hava fun
mining gull* keyboard! o< bake
John Shark#, M2 »MJ All it,m
Here this Summer? n>n tun
Hamtng guitar, keyboard! or bau
John Sharkey. 342-W43 AH ir,le>
180 resale clothing
BUY are) p»>
at thm OatfMn Her*#
? Wocm imt c* t*« bookMcxo
not 13*
205 OPPORTUNITIES
Care tot SUM' T,uc*» boats. 4
wheelais. motartiomae. turmtme. im
»onc». compute.i ait by FBI IRS.
0< A Awuia&e m your area now
t 001> 962 8000 ..I S 964J>
Looking lot students to publish the
INsMw Msgs one on campus A lo
■waps local concert tanas We I
nance start cp costs Fan lop tnooma
i VS WH») * gam valuable eipenence
Greal k» marketing or advertising m*
*» cm aos«j6 .V)»4
SUMMER WORK
HIGH STARTING RAY
No nee*** vy
Uarnny p*>w**n
G**c« r**tn» w*i •
Stho*.»V** A GMOtabi*
CO* lOtrrwioon of 4-6pm
466- \ 127
210 HELP WANTED
Put AT&T on
your resume
before you graduate
r 1M4 FALL MARKETINO'
OfNimiNITKI AVAILABLE
4J&T « amMout UHnawAoi
to p*ruop«t* tr> cum ' 0»» in'
c »mput p#091 »m »•<)<ny
AfAT product! A MfWtJ >MkM\ *•#
•*ih top comp«^B«iioo A
Umwttt Mutl t* *»**#’•** ' ? wwm
P«*0» 10 >N# Bt«n of Cl«twt »v* 'V#«0
AT1T STUOCNT
CAMPUS MANAGER
tot* f*spon*4J*« lor £»»<•*
do#r ffttoapamort A *rommg
o' atudom group Apcm*** urong imp
*r»Np BW>y Pnor mooogomontnoiM
rolMod OBpononco a p*us Umi tw
PdMbU to anood Mauonoi Tr»w\mg on
Augutl 3 - S IW4
ATBT ASSISTANT STUOCNT
CAMPUS MANAOER
V' managa a grove <x humni on a aa**
t«HMaiMX»MalMn<i|«
mamabon SaMVadaVK iwra
a pbrt
AT1T STUOCNT RIP/
CAMPUS GROUP
To AC1 «t Our or»“C*mpvs
tiw«t Mutl 0* Outgoing *n<3 SB‘«t
or«nt#C 1o Imp out mo*# otax/t !*#*•
grMS opportunrMt co* 1 800 3S2 ?i?i
• si 3i6 Of »«nP mums to C0>.
ATAT Roouftmont 1500 Wfcmut Suoof
»9Ul * P*4K)Olpfe« PA t9Ktf or t*s
?15 m >040
iMCtPBVAfVMi
210 HELP WANTED
Success Rate:
Excellent
Irmp Vxxt *► can help (ill yuut
ttrrxh. Ac i apt tog jjyiu *( * xn
fcj# curt ml and uxrvnrr fub
Opmtogjt VA- havr 4 VAftrty of
production labor job*. Tup
Wage*! AH *hrt1*' AfpJy
Monday thru Friday. V:00 4.m.
to 4 00 pjn. No fnr
Temp Source
SSSSmS=SS=SSmHC
1600 Oak. Eugene
ODE Classifieds
One-stop shopping
SUMMER CASH
tain $20 tor your m plasma donation
,1 Mai ftotoaeai PVuma Ctonaaon Cantor
STATE Of THE ART
HOSPITAL CLEAN
HOSPITAL SAf t
68J9O0 1901W m
_Opan 6 day» a aaaa
Alaska Summer Jobs
Fiafciag ladaatry. Earn up to
$3,009 $t,000* per month
Transportation 4 Room 4
Board' Male* or Females
No experience ni’craaary* Fur
more information call
(14) MS-4 US ami A 4949
210 HELP WANTED
Child car# for special need* kids A
mmorttoea please apply Call 344-9686
Cruise Ships Miring-1 am up <0
$2000«/mo on cruise ship* or land too*
companies Summer & f u# time an'
ploy mam ava«at*e Mo axpenence net
assary For information call
' 206634-0466 X C6069
Nannies, *•« nave tha perfect job tor
you1 fnantfy laf»w*i nationwide
$l50$4SC/w* lor 1 year stay Airfare &
«*• part Cal Osqot Nanrtw a M3-3/ift
Needed Student to work part-time
doing filing, poking, errands goner
ai office Institute o< Motet mar B*o*o
py Accounting Office 346 SO 19_
POSTAL JOSS Stan St t 4i*v * ben
ofrts For application and mlo
1-216304-5799 7am-10pm (/day*
Student aaaletant-Computer support
The Oftce of Student Affwn * accept
•ng appataboris lor two computer mp
pod assistant position* We are looking
lor s student assistant who >s able to
make a commitment tor at i«*a; one
yew Appropriately IS-20 hours per
wee*, starting a! $6 0atw Please slop
try Othce of Sludeni AH*** (364 Oe
gon Hal) and pic* up appfc*4«on at the
recephomet dee* or email Lj Wang,
srwengl^oregon uoregon edu. tor an
electron* appfacabon form
215 WORK STUDY
Wortstudy position-The Social Sci
ence Instructional Lab cunwitt, has
«°rt study posAons available lor Sum
m« Term Apprpi 8-10 hrVrrt Wort
»iu<»r and soma PC eipermnce t re
ined Fey turiner .nk) can Gammer
laua at 346-4A42, 346 2S47 9 PlC
The IX.) is EOfc/AA AQA employer