Super! hr I am deeply concerned with my lack o1 ability to pick up women m my classes When l ask them to spend time with me atter class they often seem apprehensive and it never pans out What am I doing wrong. Supertty? - Weed a dale Need a dale. Perhaps you are going about it the wrong way It takes a lot ot effort to get to know someone You don t want to scare her off. but once you memorize our six easy steps, the tty chicks will be yours 1) If she 's in your class, then sit next to her and ask her it you can borrow a pen 2) As she walks out of class, ask her where the party is this weekend Eventually your relationship will grow 3) Once this is achieved, find out where she hangs out 4) Spontaneously appear at these places and eventually make conversation 5) Now that you are triends, attempt to make casual plans 6) It she never has time tor you and consistently blows you ott. move on - Supertty Need some advice? Just ask. Bring questions for Superfly to EMU Suite 300. Advice columns will run regularly in the Emerald. f Ye s .\ f w si. * i \ t ORLANDO Continued from Page 9 own-game stylo of slow-down basketball. Williams knew that if he played well, he would fit in perfectly with Green's system. "When Green got hen*, he brought with him a lot of the same philosophies Loyola had," he said "That kind of hasketliall is exac tly the kind of system I fit into !>est " After a summer trip to Europe, the team started to get a grasp of Green's game plan, hut Williams and Stoudamire (.aught on a little foster The two led the Ducks in sc oring in the pre-season, but Williams started to tail off in the scoring department onc e Pac-10 play started Stoudamire took over the hulk of the scoring for Oregon ns Williams struggled In get his shot back. After a number of ho-hum performanc es in the first seven conference games. Williams caught fire to average 17 points a gome for the rest of the sea son, and fans got accustomed to seeing Williams spot up at the three-point arc. for the trev Green said Williams' piav last season was not only impor lanl from a w oring asjent. but also because it made Oregon's offense easier to exei ute "One thing we found last season is that n lot of teams would change their defense depending on whether Orlando was in the game or not,'' he said. "Teams like to play zone against us Hut when Orlando's in. teams have to play man defense because of his outside shooting ability." The Ducks still only won 10 games, but there was at least some hope on the horizon GREENBALL Following Inst season. Green and his coaches recruited heav ily and brought in seven new players, including two players. Darryl Parker and Jamar Curry, that play Williams' position. If it were the same team as last season (minus Stoudamire and Andre Collier, who graduated), Williams would no doubt In* the main man. But Green and Williams are both impressed with the new players, and there are still questions looming in both their minds about where Williams will fit in. "Orlando's going to Im chal lenged at his position," Green said, ''We've got five players 1 Williams. Parker, (.urrv. lords Lyden and Jon Mite hell) at the off-guard position Williams, however, does not seem all that worried about his place on the team. "All 1 know is what I've read," Williams said. "I know the coaches are expecting me to come back and be a main con tributor. and that’s what I'm hoping to do." And as far ns Ixung the main man in the offense, after lieing the man in the shadows for the three years at Oregon, Williams said it's not that important to him. "Being the No. 1 guy doesn't really matter in this system.” Williams said. "I wouldn't mind being the lending scorer or team captain or even MVP. but it's such a team concept. That stuff isn’t as important." The Ducks are picked by most publications to finish ninth or 10th in the conference, but Williams hopes to make them eat their words. "There are going to he a lot of upsets." he said. "I'll be happy if we finish in fifth or sixth, but the main thing I want to do is beat Arizona and UCLA." You’ll have to wait an extra day... Scott Simonson Friday in FOOTBALL CALL 346-4343 BEFORE 1 p.m TOD A Y TO PUT US TO WORK FOR YOU TOMORROW! 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