U. News A small change in vending machines i i ( hips .ind drinks, umpnns .1 mi ctindiinis fm ill in rt-.idih .n.nl.ililc f in the v cndinu’ tn.u limes college students rely on \ira sou can (mil items soil’d never cx|»cct r<* see in those change eating monsters, int lud me in, aphrodisiacs ,md Intel \ machine it the l ot South I lorttl.i offers the creations of i .inipiis artists Jcwelrs. hl.uk and white photographs ,md hloiks ot uihkI with designs (.lit he purchased tot si each trout the formerly st.tnd.ird issue m.tehine, which u.is icdcsigncd to imltuh \n*>' tine .ills graduate ot l Si , has sold m arly Sit ot her photographs through tin machine It s tun stuff the things are small enough lo t.uk on the fridge (11 .1 I>111 Ictin hoard, she sass In 1 less highbrow vein. VendAmerica ot lake iiluft. Ill, mass markets machines which ottei r.us “novelty items Seventx live cents will gel you a heart or rose temporals tattoo or a "line kit" containing items such as love drops and .1 noxcltv condom. ( o owner Risk Mentor s.ns the com pam .dreads has machines «>tt college campuses which sell condoms, hut lies not sure that the company’s lull product line ssill he made available. ”1 don’t think the other stult is appropriate in .1 college environment,’’ he s.iss rcrh.ips your student i enu t •* mat limes will one day otter the prod in is found in Japan s sending mas linns which include licet ami liver. Mthnugh nn \incrisan minpam has h i announced plans to sell meat through sending dispensers, l S V I nienainment is currently testing a lieer machine on gull eotirses in I lornla I he machine reipures sou in pay SJ AO ami prose to the attendant monitoring the machine In video camera that you are I and reasonahh solier < .lad ( leveland, o( t S. A I ntertammeni ( enter, sa\s the compa in has no plans to put its machines on college campuses "We re interested in more upscale markets." she says ■ I as lor Ward, Oracle, l , ol South I lorida A Road Tripper’s Guide Pack lots o' tapes and Dramamine, then hit the highway Strap on your knuckle fearing ivel bilevel gloves and some bnbemuon shades and you II be cruisin : By Chris Leitner and Sabrina Rubin, 34tb Street Magazine, U. of Pennsylvania So t mi » miu go mil on the road. hull’ (m exploring the grt.it outdoors like uni uerr 1.11 i. Ktrou.n or somcthing Well, it\ not .is simple as you think I hi \ou .iinlm ions, hut short sighted troopers, hen s .i handy guide tor lour .rilventures I irst of .ill, let s i.ilk i ish tlou I he lu st w.n to h.uiille this tout In suhitet is tor .ill the ineniheis ot vom trip to |w mit then monel ( >t eourse, you could tn more innm .itiir ttind raising ( hristopher l) linen, .1 juniot it the l ot Illinois rememhers .1 group ot triends who tm.iih eil ,i road tup with .i little miagi n.ition .uni .i lot ot chutzpah. I hex took 11111 advantage ot roadside rest areas, making sure to stop at cat'll one \nd thei robheil them I hci d| go up to the outdoor soda machines and crack them open and take all the change,-' recounts O'Brien I hei d usualli get about I ' or Jit bucks at a shot (A note to all ot you opportunistu readers this is illegal. I here are easier and more honest ways to collect monei tor lour trip giving blood, perhaps.) I nlcss inu re Berkeley s naked gUV, lOU "ill need some sort ot % -1. clothing. Back appropriately, and ™ keep m mind the changing, weather conditions I his may seem burly obvious, but consider the sad tale ot two sophomores Irom Morchcad (College in d ^ ■*/ M kcntmkv Being true Imhcmuins. Stephen Mum .mil M.in I awrctuc nci But tlu short sleeved shirts on thcti lucks completely forgetting that they were headed tu New Jersey in the ile.ul ill wintcl I hey drove intii .t lilt/ /.nil en route, spun out on a patch of tee .uni crashed into .1 tree “After .1 half-hour went In. we had no cholic It yi as getting really cold, and no one was coming By.” says Murry "Me had to hike it and find some help' lyieiity c hilly minutes later, the sandaled pair crawled halt Iro/en into a police station "I never upprciiatcd cops so much in Illy life." I awrenee rcmciiiBcrs I he miisu y ou play will all But deter mine the course of your trip So it you hate classic rock, let everyone else know brftirr they start Blasting "Born to Be \\ ild Bring lots o t.l|Ks, Because (mil know s what y ee hawing hoopla your favorite station will turn into a few him drid miles down the road \nd make sure to Bring a variety of those to Bring little else on their |our music 1 c Heather McCracken, a > senior from the I cil I’ennsvh .mi.i. learned this lesson the hard v\ .1 \ after taking a (rip to lioston null nothing to listen to hut the Spin Doelors "I'm emotionailv starred tor lite,’ she moans. "I sang I no Princes tor weeks afterwards It \on get motion sickness, ton should detinitelv, certainlv, absolutely firing some Dramamine or something ( >r don't go Iscva Patel, a student at t.)ueens t ollcgc, lememhers one hell ish louinet down the winding roads of Skvlmc Drive m the Smokv Mountains "I was sitting m the hack seat between in\ two brothers, and the road was reallv curve,’ she s.ivs. Ml ol a sudden, Sanimv rolled down his window and puked up the possum scrapple he d eaten tor breakfast, l /ra took one look and puked out the other w indow “So there I was, trapped ill lietweeii in\ two vomiting brothers It was worse for the guv driving behind us, though, lie was swerving out ol the wav and turning on his wipers Never puke out of a moving vat. cs|KTialh when there are ears following close behind vou So now that vou know the rules to plav bv , go out and have tun Make tracks. Strap on vour knuckle baring, Icathei I vel kmcvcl driving gloves and I a pair ol \mberv isioii shades I lang a straw berrv scented air freshener from vour rearview mirror and v oil’ll be cruisin’ ill high stvle with Best of the Seventies Infernal Diho (.lassies blar mg on your eight track. Oh, how tliev will stare. 0