Jell-O president waffles on gay ban If recent events are any indication. President Bill Clin ton doesn't have any beliefs that he won't compromise. Clinton's "honorable compromise" over the contentious issue of whether gays and lesbians should be allowed to serve in the military is a striking example of a man without a center. Confronted by strong resistance from the military and Congress, Clinton abandoned his promise to lift the ban on gays in the military. Instead, ho has agreed to support the so-called "don't ask. don't toll policy." The military would no longer ask recruits if they are homosexual, but they could not be openly gay. Clinton's "honorable compromise" sounds ominously like Prime Minister Chamberlain's “peace with honor" sell-out of Czechoslovakia to Hitler in Munich in 1938. i rying io nnu a moral gray from a black-and while issue. Clinton's policy takes on Orwellian overtones. Essentially, it states in all seriousness that gays still shouldn't he in the military and it’s about time we had more of them in the ranks. 11 o m o s t* x u a 1 i t v Compromise Isn’t always a bad Idea. Often it’s necessary to abandon a low priority issue in order to win a more important cause. should not ho a oar to military service and the ban should be lifted, period. As former Son. Harry Goldwater said, soldiers don't havo to be straight to shoot straight. Individual rights must not bn sacrificed because of bigotry. Clinton's defenders say that the president cannot instantly wave a magic wand and shape the country in his image. (Which is probably for the host, as the coun try would physically and symbolically take the form of Jell-O). Obviously. Clinton — like all presidents —■ has finite power and influence, which is why ho has to pick and choose the issues he will fight for. Up until he was con fronted with political opposition. Clinton seemed like he had the will to fight to lift the ban. During the campaign, Clinton said he would lift the ban. Between his election and his inauguration, he said ho was serious. As soon as ho was in office, ho announced his intention to speedily do away with the ban. Compromise isn’t always a bad idea. Often it's neces sary to abandon a low-priority issue in order to win a more important cause. However. Clinton has compro mised on what he claimed was a top priority of his admin istration. Either he wasn't telling the truth, or there is no issue that he believes in strongly enough to resist com promise. Keagan campaigned for lower taxes and increased defense budgets. Right or wrong, he held to these prin ciples when he was elected and was successful. Bush, in contrast, didn't stand for anything except his "no new taxes" pledge, which he promptly broke. Except for Desert Storm, he fought for no positions, and hence won no bat tles. When CliiUon pulled the plug on Lanl Guinier's nom ination to head the civil rights division of the Justice Department, he said that his decision was motivated by his desire to find "his center." Compromises on such black-and-white issues as gays and the military give peo ple the sinking feeling that Clinton has no center to find. Oregon Daily Emerald Tha Oagon Daily Emerald a pubrahad defy Monday through Fnday dunng tha school yaai and Tuesday and Thursday during lha lummar Oy tha Oagon Daily fmara'd Pub***n*ng Co Inc al tha Urwarsny ol Oagon, Eugana Oagon Tha t mar aid opnratas mdapendantry ol lha Urwarsny with olfrcas si Suf* 300 ol lha Ere Memorial Union and a a member ol tha Associated Prat* The Emerald a private property Tha unlawful removal or use ot papers a prosacuttbi* by law Editor: Jmo Barg Photo Editor: Anthony Forney Aaaoclata EdHora: Ed Carson Martm Fish*. Scot daman* Mght Editor: JaA* Barg Qintfil Mvttgcr: Judy FUk> Advertising Otractor Mar* Wan a. Production Manager: Morale Ross Advertising Frehm* Ban Jeremy Mason. Van V OBiyan It, Ang.* W.ndhavn, Pat'** Wong Claaafflad: Baoy Merchant. Manager Busina a* Karhy Carbon*. Supannaor Production: Ingnd White. Production CoonSriahv Slacy Mtcha* Janmi*. Roland N—KXW1 tulMH OWtc*.——. mtfMy Muvvvpny...»« CUnsJftod Actv«rtt*mg....-M64MJ AKlD in THE INTEREST ■ OF fairness, all W HETEROSEXUAL SOLDIERS j VJILL Al^o be expected / 7t) PEMA*N CELIBATE / Oofi/No 7W6 PmE of J sea*K.e..oMo*(*i' b*s* - / •to MA.WT*v OOK TRAO^/O* Of 7W6 ^ Q MHKX ~Hi<^ftrrr»iOjgCSofjFfagLCow0^cr_g^ tWinwv? must pay for offenses It's not a good idea to sneak into the Oregon Country Fair during the non-public hours It's a worse idea to tell others ulxnit how you snuck into the fair during the non-public hours And an idea so rotten that it ranks up thure with duck hunting at the mi I (race is to publish a story alxiut sneaking into the fair dur ing the non-public hours. Trust me, I've done all three. The fair knows who I am. and they want me to pay. I'm told that I'm guilty of theft and fraud. I've been called a "parasite” and a "trespasser” with a "future in the supermarket tabloids ... mapped out" for myself. I've received ( hidings ranging from the gener al "shame on you" to 10 niinute long diatribes on my answering machine, the purpose being to inform me of the implications of what I have done. Let me share those implica tions with you so that they are clear to us all. Miscreants such as myself who sneak past security into the night time fair festivities make the lives of fair staffers harder in a num ber of ways. A fair official said that every one of the extra 1,000 people who snuck in this year generated 2.2 pounds of trash a day, not to mention the added excrement they plopped into the lavatories. There are people who have to clean those trash cans and toilets, and 1,000 extra party crashers don't make their jobs any easier. Perhaps I will heed her suggestion to join the clean the-toilet squad to earn my tamp ing pass next year. Furthermore, the fair is on pri vate property. When the public leaves at 7 p in., the fair is just beginning for those who have toiled hv day selling food and wares, emptying trash and toilets, and working information and security. The Midnight Show — as the offic ial was quic k to add in a message on my answering machine — "is put on for people who work all day and every butt that's out there on somebody who doesn't belong is displac ing someone else who t an't hear because they're too far hac k beeiiuse they were working when you got your seat." Then there are the implications of writing about my deviance — in effec t, broadcasting the mes sage, "Hey, guys, I snuc k into the Country Fair! It's easy* It's fun! Try it!" While I don't agree that I "for get responsible journalism alto gether" as one reader wrote in a letter to the editor (ODE, July 22) or that I have disgraced my uni versity, my newspaper and my entire profession, as the official said. I do fielieve that the choic es to sneak into the fair and to write about it were the wrong. I would hope that all of the media would not be banned from the fair in the future based on the irresponsible actions of one stu dent journalist. Not only have I seemingly jeop ardized the whole future rela tionship between the media and the fair, the official said, but also I have "introduced one of the lead (Time demographics to come and perpetrate the same ttieft and fraud that you did ... and the number one demographic for rape." Meaning, I suppose, that Emerald readers are the group most likely to commit crimes, especially rape, out of all of the people who have ever hankered to slink past security at the fair. Interpretations aside, rape is a serious matter. If my story has encouraged anyone with that intent, then I have indeed dis graced my profession, not to men tion myself. Although that was not my intent. 1 sort of have the notion that sometimes a reporter has to sneak in order to get a story she would not otherwise get. While I don't ( onsider myself the Wood ward and Bernstein of the Ore gon Country Fair. I certainly didn't sneak and write with the intent to encourage the "lead crime demographic" to come out in droves to ruin next year's fair with their trespassing. Every action lias its conse quences. and mine are to take responsibility for whom I muy have given the idea to and to "get into the paper with the same cavalier attitude that you had before and fill up some print space with the implica tions of this and telling people that they ore trespassing and we will throw them out and that we don't take kindly to this and they are creating serious prob lems for a community event ... and if I don't get it, I will pursue the administration." the official said. Mad I written a community oriented story instead of going off on my own tangent. I prolw bly would have sooner recog nized my errors in judgment regarding the event itself and the people who run it. In my igno rance. I assumed that the fair represented the countercultural movement, which is typified by philosophies born in the 1960s. such as "question authority." As far as I know, people have snuck into the Midnight Show since they started having it. and 1 assumed that the few who make it past security are all a part of the experience. Yet these are the 1990s, and it's reckoning time for the free wheeling 1960s notions that a person can go around doing any thing they want while others are working hard, and that even supposed bastions of counter culture such as the Oregon Country Fair don't have rules. They do have rules, and those who disregard them shall have their day of reckoning. Li a Salciccia is a columnist for the Emerald.