EDITORIAL Dumb idea doesn’t equal crime in case Is stupidity a crime? That apparently is the case former Oregon’s men's basketball coach Don Monson is trying to make in his lawsuit against the University Monson argues that being re-assigned to be men’s golf coach and then compliance coordinator for NCAA rules and regu lations was a breach of contract because, essentially, it was a dumb idea that made no sense. Monson is seeking $425,788 in damages — $204,722 in direct wages and benefits and $221,066 in lost income from outside contracts _ T ho later income is no! a valid issue because the Uni versity bears no responsi bility for what is by its very name an "outside contract." To say otherwise would log ically mean that the Chica go Bulls would be respon sible for Michael Jordan’s contract with Nike. Becoming Oregon's head basketball coach provides an opportunity for television and shoe contracts. The University made Monson aware of this when ho was The University probably would have been better off assigning Monson to a real position for which he was qualified or negotiated a contract settlement. hi rod in 1983, but as an .— opportunity for additional out suit* income not as a guarantee Nowhere in Mon son’s contract did the University promise any outside income. Monson is also suing the t Jniversity lor lost wages and benefits from his coaching contract. The University coun ters that it re assigned Monson to other positions in the University, first as men’s golf coach and then as NCAA compliance officer Monson apparonth didn't have much enthusiasm for these assignments because he never showed up. It is understandable that Monson, who had been a basketball coac h for J4 years, wouldn't want to be a golf coach. It was an absurd idea ior Monson to become head coach and instructor of a sport with which he has no coaching or instructing experience. However, Monson‘s contract, which he signed, said, "The position as offered is subject to ... State adminis trative rules." Oregon Administrative Rules say "per sonnel may be transferred or reassigned within an insti tution in accordance with the staff needs of the institution or other units." Did the University honor its contract oblig ations with Monson? Yes. The University probably would have boon better off assigning Monson to a real position for which he was qualified or negotiated a contract settlement. Or look ing farther bac k, the University shouldn’t have extended Monson’s contract during a disappointing season when that was the reason he was fired just two months later. However, the University had every right to sign Mon son and then make him Oregon's golf coach. It doesn't mattor from a loga! standpoint whether Monson would have been a qualified golf coach or NCAA compliance officor. The University is not required to cio a good job or mako sound decisions. Where would government bo if public institutions were held to such a hiRh standard? The University, and the athletic department in par ticular. may have treated Monson poorly — but within the contraci. Monson understood, or should have under stood. the contract when he signod it. Ignorance of the law is no defense, but ignorance isn’t a crime either. Oregon Daily Emerald Th# Oregon tWy Emaildd ■* putwahad dady Monday through Friday (Anmg tha achool y«' and Tuaaday and Thunday dormg lha aummar by tha O'agon Oarly Emaraid PuOkahmg Co Inc at lha Unmararty ol Oragcm f ugarw. Oegon Tha Emaraid oparatna mdapandanBy o< tha Unmarady with otticaa at Suta 300 0* tha £«b Mamonal Urnon and a a mamber o< tha Asaocatad Rata Th* Emarald a private property The uniawtui 'r»« or uae ot papers a prosecutable Editor. jm Berg Photo Editor Anthony Forney Aaaociata Editor* td Carton Mart*! Fisher Scot Dement Night Editor Jake Bag Oanaraf Man agar Judy Rad Advertising f 'snme Ban. Jeremy Mason. 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Friday wasn't what you could call a good day to be a legislator First off. the governor bodys lams your operating budget bill, telling lawmakers to take a big ger bite off of their own funding before slicing other state budgets Scmwtip No. t. Then came the grand master of fiascos, the collapse of House Hill 2500 — the accompaniment bill to the recently passed sales t„ s measure Here's the scene. The House approves HJK 10 and sends it to the Senate HJR 10 would, pend ing voter approval in November, create a constitutional amend ment detailing a 5 percent sales tax to raise more money. OK. They pass H|R 10. All that remains is to push the operating bill (HH 2500) through the House, wait out the Senate hearings, hash out a compromise in the conference committee and then, most likely, watch the proposal fall to ruin and grie/ at the hands of the voters. After all, sales tax measures are about as popular us Mapplethorpe photos at an OCA convention. But at least they would have tried, right? Legislators could point to the foundered measure and sav. "We did all we could." If nothing else. a fm e-viving pla\ So what happens1’ They put Hit 2500 on the floor, and it bombed. Went down to a 34-26 defeat. Like I said, (Kips Now. the Sen■ ate will have hearings on an all hut worthless hill. The debacle was a result of both parties House leadership not paying dose attention in the caucus meetings The sales tax was a compromise between the parties And with HB 2500, both parties assumed the other would crack the whip and ensure a majority Well, heh hell, a funny thing happened on the way to the vote Nobody bothered to count heads The 2f> ves votes came from I i Republicans and 13 Domex rats Kqual credit and equal blame all around Cmon folks This is the kind of blooper we columnists live for At least make us work to make fun of you This is too easy — like deer hunting with an Uzi I see Friday's unsuccessful effort as one of three things • The House leadership want ed the bill to fail, bringing it in on tin* floor to wreck it Possible, but unlikely, given their support of the earlier measure. Too Machiavellian even for Repub licans • Both sides violated the rule of making sure you got enough vexes before you bring something to the floor legislative surprises usually result in higher blood pressure and constituent laugh ter • Obstinacy on the part of the party caucuses, wanting the oth er side to provide the majority for Like I said, oops. Now, the Senate will have hearings on an aii-but worthless bill. what will probably l>ean unpop ular bill. If that's the cast?, in searching to screw the other guy, the parties mode n mess of things Personally. I go for option No 2 During a legislative session that's gone on longer than the Jurassic period, it's no wonder lawmakers are wearv and prone to errors . flops and floundering Though I sympathize and sup port the need for a sales tax, Capi tol residents must realize such proposals are like rolling the stone of Sisyphus (I like this one), pushing the rock up to the top of the hill only to watch voters toss it back down So unless lawmakers ran puli something off. the da\ s of pon dering and pounding the dusk over the sales tax have come to nothing, ended in smoke and gone bankrupt The House took a wrong turn Friday, and when the doors are finally closed on this session, the success of such things as the health care plan will be forgotten in face of the obvi ous malfunctions, rebuffs and drubbings. What a shame. Don Peters is a columnist for the Emerald. 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