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NIGHT IN THE L
GUIDO'
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Anyone who says
Eugene does not have
a night lile has obvi
ously never been to
Guido's Restaurant and More.
Located right in the heart of
campus life. East 1 hh Avenue,
Ciuido’s pumps action and
excitement into tire veins of
Campus.
Of course a bar of this cali
bre can be a little intimidating,
so like a lot of people, you're
probably asking yourself, "VC ill I
lit in’," "Will I know the right
moves’" or "Am I wearing
enough neon.’"
To help those of you who
aspire toward Guido’s great
ness, but are a little unsure of
the proper moves, we have
decided to follow University
jumoi Kevin Wucpper to
Guido's and discover ICth
Avenue night life at its great
est.
One night in the Itfe of a
liiikio's regular begins at
Wuepper’s home, where some
important primping ntuals take
place.
“It’s essential to get the tight
look when vott’re going to a
place like Unido's,” Wnepper
• says as he hooks hts fourth gold
chain around hts neck. "I
always say a person can never
use enough gel "
Apparently a person can
never have enough assorted
neon tank tops either. W uepper
chooses one in a lovely bright
orange shade
" l itis color blends well with
the strobe light Kevin
explains.
lot pants, Kevin suggests the
basic loose fitting black para
chute pant'
"These give me enough
room to really dance, while still
showing oil my stull, he says as
he does a lew practice lunges
on lus dance mat.
“It's important to warm up
tirxt. I usually stretchout and
then J<> .1 little miming man
anJ a tew body waves I he
head spins come later." Wuep
per '.i\s
Next, Wuepper splashes on a
little Stallion cologne, takes
one more admiring glance in
the mirror and is on his way to
t undo s.
As we wait outside o! the bat
to get in, there is a scuttle at
the door Apparently someone
has dared to mess with the man
in fatigues who guards the front
door.
"Sorry man," the guv yells as
he i' thrown out,"I didn’t see
you in all that camouflage!"
Once we make it pas: the
army general sse are immedi
ately engulted in an array of
people. Near the hat, Wuepper
watches a group of girls m hla:
ers order a handful of quarter
beers, whish are offered lues
day nights from 10 to 1 1 p m.
Then Wueppet’s eyes survey
the scene around the corner
where some slressesl-foscore
girls play s itleo poker.
•\ few steps up from the Ktr
lies i lodge-like setting in
which people can dine in the
ambiance ot tire light t >r it von
are a video game master, loosen
up your lingers and till vour
pockets with quarters hecause
Ciuido’s houses a complete
arcade tilled with such techno
logical game advances as
Atomic Punk and Street l ight
er II
"It’s .1 great way to cool
down alter an especially chal
lenging sei of dance moves,
NX’ucpper says.
lur those people who ate
not quite as limber on the
dance floor as NXueppcr says he
is, l undo s otters a pool table.
I here you ca^ 'it tor hours and
explain to friends and loved
ones which hall will go into
which jxk kei
However, VXuepper says lie
gets most of his action on the
‘1 always say a
person can neve)
use enough gel.'
Kevin \\ uepl'ci,
I tin /toiior
slance floor When he quickly
runs .1 pres uuttonary slab >'I gel
through his hair-.ms! puts on a
patrol while rimmesl sunglasses,
there is noslottbt ti> where he o
heashng,
I lis eves light up as he turns
ts> the stance Moot ami s,i\s,
"Wools! you I s >k .a the shine (>n
that IhKir.' Nothing is going to
keep me off it tonight Wats It
this"
At which point Wucppcr
flings <>ft his coat starts towani
the strobe lights On the w ay»
over he Joes .t quick spin toward
,i girl m .» tasteful halt shin,
points to her with one linget,
lowers Ins sunglasses with the
other and gtves Iter a wink
Apparently this is \X’ucp|’Cr >
way ot asking scurns>ne to dance
because the twool them saunter
ott toward the dance floor
I his is the last we see of
NXtiepper except tor a tew cihiI
down games at the video arcade
I le spends the rest of the night
ssith the majority ot the l undo s
crowd "cullin' a tug to such
classic artists as the IVastie Ikiys
atui h >tic lak
I iopctullv Vt’uepjvr has nude
the Citlkli1' night life scene l<x >k
easy All you have to do n w its h
Nunuii.iv Nig/it l ecet. huy some
extra In>ld gel and practice I**>k
ingcis'l like VCuepjxr does when
he accidentally trips and (alls in
the middle ot the electric slide
Grab your gold chains and
your best dancing shoes ansi
come s|vtul your nights perfect
ing your dance moves and oth
er moves you would like to tty
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