Qnspm l)ally bmerold's Weekly Mum, Theater, Dance, Yulev and St^hthje (, iuide "Hang the DJ because the music he constantly plays says nothing about my life..." - Panic The Smiths By Katy Moeller Emerald Contributor "! am not Kathy l.eo Gifford 1 act like how I foul. When I'm having a had hair day. I'm hav a had hair day.' said M lissa inis, th*> enorgotic host of the lafe-night video show Panic that leaped in Eugene. m tnmc. named after a Smiths nuiiKi mi i .uiiiuim.'i in ii.mi. mi Fox-affiliated Kl.SR and features videos from cutting-edge bands like Skinny Puppv. Nine Inch Nails, Mudhoney, The Dogs of Lust and Faith No More These bands fall into the increasingly popular alterna tive music category. Unlike mainstream groups, al ternative hands are less commercially motivated and aren't necessarily looking for mass appeal. Daniels said Daniels weeds out groups like Warrant, which she refers to as a "hair band" that often capitalizes on crudity, she said. Daniels, a former telecommunications und film student at the University, selects the videos, sells the advertising, designs the set and does her own lighting and filming. Having worked as a VJ, or video jockey, for the past five years at KLSR. producing Panic comes naturally to Daniels. M'lissa Daniels (above, left) hosts and produces Panic, a late-night video show taped in Eugene and broadcast on Fox affiliated KLSR. In 14)H7, she i ii hosliitl After Hours with |ohn Napier At that 11mo M..SK was a 24-hour inii.su video station Thu station, owned by the Art tii: Slope Cor . ■" - j11 »i <ii m * 11 in mn^Kii, n in in* brainchild o( |<ihn Fluid and |nhn Mielke Within twy years, the station expanded its program ming to include shows in syndication and movies. Daniels began hosting a show tailed Nighthvol in I OHM. She referred to this lime period as "the horror days" because she had to play pop artists like Deblne (iihson and Paula Abdul Now she has complete control over what goes on the air Well, almost With the exception of editing for nudity and satanic imagery, she dei ides whir h videos will play and in what order She knows what her audience expects, she said "I make decisions on what goes on and if I make a mis take. I get called on it." Daniels said. Turn to PANIC, Page 10 Trucking the latest The host always comes Iasi. After suffering through (and reviewing) Madonna's tired, old Body Of Evidence, and recovering from (and reviewing) the catatonically boring Sex. a review of Erotica would seem the all-too-easy-dis, but the blond s music — unlike the dry film or the watered-down book — cannot lie dismissed. Poor Madonna must, in fact, be rescued from total and easy public dismissal. No, Madonna doesn't have. nay. the razor-sharp political savvy of a Hillary Clinton — the smartest blond in America — but neither does she lack true artistic measure, as say. Jon Bon Jovi — the stupidest blond in America. Madonna's territory is the sexual landscape, the human body her turf. Erotica boldly goes where no male, no female singer songwriter-producer has ever gone before, and she bull dozes this terrain with sultry vocals, provocatively-penned lyrics and powerfully underdone production. She is music's sexual conquistador, scaling moun tains of taboos and carving through valleys of ignorance Erotica by Madonna •CrCr&ft I while carolling out the never-ending joys of sox. Erotica is her best work, and she J deserves complete creative credit (versus I current chart-topper Whitney Houston, who’s never written a word she's sunu.) Erotica works because it's erotic. It is an unrelenting, extended orgasm. « comprised of 14 songs. 14 multiples. Kroli- 1 at." the CD's premier cut. is slow as sin and incredibly bassy. Madonna's whispery words extend an introductory hand, ushering the lis tener into her psyche. The trio ot first cut* — hrotica. haver and "Bye.Bye Baby” — form a formidable foreplay: earn are tweaked, curioaity la piqued; it’s impossible to stop lis tening now. "Deeper And Deeper.” "Waiting” and "Thief Of Hearts" are pulsing erotic Rumbas, toe-curl ing Tangos pulling us beck to Madonna's dance floor origins. "Thief” — a seething, disco-dis directed to an unnamed boyfriend-stealing girlfriend — ia especially Review by D. Lee Williams arousing. The Imir-pulimg. rmigh-aud-tuin ble, (.at-fight lyrics recall the nll-too-quick ly-forgotten glory days of fuinalti muo-vv resiling Further on, cuts liko J "Words" and "Kain" umnlia size the CD's underproduc tion. No 24-track was used on any "Erotica" rsong. I ho result, then, isn t the sharp and crystal-clear sound of love, hut the dull and noisy hiss of sexual reality. “Rain.” for exam ple — with its storm noise and murky vocals — is a satisfying, three-minute long, throbbing claus tropnobic grind, a aweary, midnigm romp in the back of a 68 Volkswagen. The twin cult “Secret Carden" and "Where Life Begins" pinpoint the flowery, physiological birthplace of the artist’s ideas: Madonna claims body as inspira tion. The growly noises Madonna makes in "Where Life Turn to KROTOCA. Papa 10