MWSBRIffl FROM CAMPUSES ACROSS THf MT10H ► Berkeley guy gets overexposed Sw.icUM l has ihr ( .hum Dome and Indiana l ha* Hobbs K ini'hi but thr mmi famous »< on on i ant* pus th mol III * as t oiif llird to his hotltr bts auxr of thr lugfi tost «»t tines itt< tilted l*\ appeal mg naked in puhhi. fmt aJtrt a vt«»rv about him lan in I Hr l huh ( ahfotmatu Hetkrles s student newtpa per in September thr rhrtom majoi from ( ujk itino, ( all! Iki amr thr h* u* t»f intense media rxpmuir ()u Vpl 10, hiodrs tif |4>ui nalists tuinrd out at die- tiimrisitN s Si)j4in 1 I’la/a. vshne Marline/ Inf . * $ » s k s I Martinez, aka The Naked Guy. le on a streak. other lotat nudist group* in a nudr-ui hsri since Martinez has Ixth a ‘2-Mimii a his dot u tnr < >n the homed out. however. Marunc/ ha* found ii((l<* ssmjMihs lot hi* uuv Having sjxrnt uumilrvN houis studsmg thr legal and nmial asjicc t* «i| nudism, Maiimr/ ha* waided off the thirats of < u* and utmersits jwr fai rd disapproving onlookrts and learned ho* in gel used to the weather Mthough he sass die laws air \ag\K and ambiguous, puhlu nudism in ( alifornta is illegal Ihis has lot krd Marline/ in a lengths t onllit l with I«h al of f it ials Sint e late ( K tol»n Mai tine/ has fx*rn susj tended from t laws foi sit dating lW*i krlrs ( hancellot ( hang I in I irti s edit t prohibiting public nudits Officials sa* the regulation is not a knee jet k response to Marline/ “ 1 he uniseisits jwdus banning puhlu nudits is not sin* tls in rrsjxinse to Mai tine/ viss Pat Mt Broom. puhlu i elations of fu ei t« u the uniseisits Mt Broom wa* unable toe omiTlent on the status t «f Mai tine/ s expulsion heal ing But I he Naked (.us is undaunted “I knew that il 1 pm suet l ms nudits and goal of making nudits legal l would base to U* expelled " ■ AJrx luresik. />ui/> (uhjorman, l\ of (altfomia, Berkeley MU1UA2AC. rtXANT! 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I o\ \ngrlrs, Philadelphia and lVtioit Mien showcase art with tfirtnrs of farts and ire nr literatus who consideird Haiti Irnt r to lx* a iruh |met it topic I lie- fxMik. while loaded with valuable medical infonnation. is written in a t onvriNational inannri am jxittvinouth tan applet i ate* llumol and medical mfoimauon unite at last m (Ins fartri s hihlr ( >nc t haptc i is all hut drdit atrd to a man whe>sr laits weir odoi le ss In aus< fie- inhaled thrill into his anus I Ir headlined .it the Moulin Rouge* in Pails, doing le ss attiactive tilings such as putting a tUitr in himv'lt so he t ould \in^ .mil pla\ mtiMt Mimiltaneoush Kahkm va\> the idea I»»t the I*m»\ exploded IrlHrru them at a New N eat s ^ala 1 I veaix a^«» It was < ompleted m two veal v hut Ik i any ol the- liable suhjei t matte!. it took 1 ‘J \eais lor the piofexsoix to find a puhlishet “It is an idea suppievsed in a jnihte mh kin . Rah km \a\s ■ Vicki Cuhcr. Vfcife/Sru, Arizona .Stair U. ► At least it wasn’t another Quayle joke If you vav you're going 10 WM the president, you'd better mean it. Just ask Bowling Greet.* State II. sophomore Terry Newell. Newell and several friends were sitting around their local Taco Bell one morning last fall when Newell allegedly joked about killing former President George Bush when he came to Bowling Green later that after ■ noon. But a security guard on duty at Taco Bell apparently didn't find the threat as amusing. He turned Newell in and the Ohio student was charged with disorderly con duct while intoxicated and thrown in the county jail. *1 was just kidding," Newell says. “I said, 'Yeah, I'm going ui assassinate him when he comes in’ and the cop overheard it and look it seriously," Rafael Calzcda, a special agent for the Secret Service in Northern Ohio, says the guard was obligated to turn Newell over to the authorities. "Any threat made against the president of the United States is a viola lion," Galzeda says. Newell, who pleaded no contest to the charge, tried to attend the president’s rally later that day, even though the Bowling Green police and Secret Service agents advised him against it. Newell was escorted oil the grounds by the Secret Service shortly after hr entered the rally area. *|The incident] was just a bad joke that went too far," he says. "I had absolutely no intention of killing anyone." ■ Eileen McNamara, The 8C Neum, Bowling Green State U. ► C'mon, have a heart Taking care of a parking tkkrt proved a meaty bur den for a Virginia Tech undent after hr removed two |A bilb from a half-conked sheep's bran to pay his fine. j.R. McMillan, a Tech senior, was sentenced to 16 hours of community service for his creative method of payment. *1 was trying to make a political statement,* McMillan says. The statement was that parking officiate were heartless McMillan wanted to get creative in settling his park ing ticket and grabbed the handiest thing in the refrig erator. And having a pre-vet student as a roommate paid off when that item was a sheep's heart. McMillan boiled it for a half an hour, stuffed it with two $6 bilb and took it to the treasury management office to pay the fine. He arrived at the office, pulled the cardiac cash carri er out of a plasm bag. slit it open, removed the money and handed it to a cashier. She refused to accept it McMillan told her the currency was genuine and in good condition and by federal law the had to accept it. She responded by railing the police. The law arrived and questioned the sanitary aspect of carrying money in a hunk of meat. So McMillan took a bite out of the heart and spit it into the bag.Tve tasted worse.* says McMillan, who taued cuttlefish and Wow fish as an exchange student in Japan. After speaking with police for a short time, McMillan left the office with his formerly pulsating purse. A week later he was charged with disorderly conduct and found guilty at a district court hearing in July. But if McMillan completes hb community service in Jarman and shows good behavior, the disorderly conduct charge will be dropped. ■ Matt Hancock, (MUgmto Tima, Virginia Tech