THERE ARE NO HIKING REFEREES.
NO hiker HAS EVER asked to have his hiking
contract renegotiated, nor has any hiker filed for hiking
arbitration. No hiker has ever been traded to another
hiking team, no hikers have had disputes with hiking
managers, and there are no loud or obnoxious hiking
fans. There are no rules in hiking, no hiker has ever been
picked last, and no hiker has ever been cut. No hiker has
ever won, and no hiker has ever lost.
Hiking isn’t perfect, though. You do have to
step on sharp roots and rocks, which requires that you
wear well-cushioned shoes. Not that you’ll be suspended
from some hiking league if you don’t.
THa Tambura, a lightweight and cuahionad hiking
ahoa by Nika. For brochura call 1-800-462-7363 (in lha U S only).