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Just 3 1/2 hours earlier, Bush had described to a hardware dealers' convention In Denver his vision of a second lorm and his philosophical differences with Clinton The president had said hi* top priorities would Ikj creating Jobs, increas ing oxports and providing health taro to all Americans lire two speeches were the political equivalent of yin and yang Where one offered cool rea soning. the other was filled with hot rhetoric. The approach seemed to offer voter* a rationale to vote for Bush while keeping the heat on Clinton with slashing aitncks In Denver, Bush said: "With oath program Gov Clinton puts forth, you sou a philosophy where bureaucrats in Washington or some en trenched members of Congress carve out the exact same pro grams to try and solve prob lems facing people in Denver and Dallas or Dover or Dela ware. "And I believe Americans understand that those old liber al solutions ore not right for our new postwar era. It does not make sense that hardware store owners will somehow got rich er by giving more of your mon ey to the IRS." Clinton gets ‘A’ on grocery price test WINSTON-SALEM. NO. (AP) From bread lo blue loans, Bill Clinton priced Debbie Gilbert'!, shopping list on Monday and got a passing grade from the working mother who saw! the nation's leader must be "In touch with what the average American family has to go through "Gasoline is about SI 20 depending on what kind of gasoline it is Hamburger meat's a little over St A gallon of milk's $1.02 A loaf of bread's alsuit SI now." Clinton said after he was asked what he thought these Items cost The Arkansas governor said he knows some doctors who "still do visits for SIS I do, but not many." he added when some in his audience re acted skeptically Blue jeans, he said In un appearance on CBS's This Morning that was televised live, "run any where from S1H lo S5(> depending on what kind you get." It was a devastatingly simple question of the type that ran easily trip up anyone who has spent the past your running for office Gilbert said the Democratic presidential nominee had done a ‘Now and then my wife and I Just go out to the grocery store and... walk up and down the aisle.’ - Bill Clinton, presidential candidate "pretty good" Job of answering her question on the cost of everyday consumer items. "1 don't believe that politicians know what it's like to Iki in the shoes of the average American family,'' said Gilbert, one of several participants in a question-and-answer session with Clinton. Clinton agreed" that isolation is a danger for politicians. "Every now and then my wife and I just go out to the grixairy store and talk to people and walk up and down the aisle," he told the mother of two who works part-time at a local hos pital. Campaign nuggets "Whon you look at the piece of that guy that the dog had In his mouth, that guy is sitting somewhere with a list somewhere today.” — Ross Perot, in relating his charge that a hit team infiltrated his estate but was chased off by a guard dog and security forces. • • • “It’s so crazy that (Perot) seems to have latched on to this theory, much like other people latch on to UFO theo ries, and he seems to believo it." — White House press secretary Marlin Flutwaler. "You don’t interrupt your opponent when he's making a fool of himself.” — Clinton campaign strategist Paul Begaia. • • • "Gasoline is about SI.20 depending on what kind of gasoline it is. Hamburger meat's a little over SI. 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