UNews
■ Notes
1 swe i we ct<>ft*t just make these
tiling up
A bright Idea
\ student at ( a! disenuolled las
< \ 411 Hitend fi• *m classes hv using hri
IV i sou.11 Identifn .iiiuii \urnhet.
at i ording to the \fu\hm^ [)ini\ ( al
IN>Jv \ student newsjiapei
\ ppa i e n (l\ lilt jilted student
thought H would he .i gn at wav to get
hark atlases lit i ailed an automate-1
11■ gts11 alio11 !im and dropped all of
ht ! i. ■ i •; i; ' ( s \ 1 * w tlii' s t u ■ 11': i; la- r s
diM tplmai v attUMi and possible
( hat grs In thr Holds of some long
|oi g< •Urn ( lUtlst! :• »k< hri > > 1 jus!
goes ■» t siiovs ( mm d'K^it i pas
Man's best friend? Yeah, right
\\ i r c M*i\nrs a? \ti/ona State l
reputed tin stors of a woman living to
teed a i hn ken to hri "j>t t python
I ns', i ad of 11 lowing down on the bud.
the “pet" slatted i hornpmg down on
the wo: : in 1: took tour litrtightens to
j m ? «>tt Susan Inhet s’ s hand
and bodv She suitete d pun-, tute
wounds as a re sult ot the attaik
When lie strut k I knew hr thought !
Vs as fiu « lid ken shr said Mavbr the
fast that the* si\ loot snake hadn t
e aim m a week hat! something to do
with it
Letters and more letters
When M ,11 \ 1,1111 K i .1! x mi ' '!(■ I
l linmu-nun !. 11 !hr' / /or hiu / hi min;
I loud,1 Stair I s student liewspa|>C!
she piobabh rlidu ( lx ! tin all ol the
lelleis slit' xould )«• getting Ki.iS '.ml
the 1 otitexiants in .1 local hr .tins
p tgr ini didn't need n> think * hu h
I he / ' imbr'a u seemed tr 1 pt edict the
onslaught eit lelleis 1 he headline on
the lelleis page lead "Rearin'
1 espr nid lo Rials is I .till I’ai 1 I
Don t (orget your rubbers
\ sail sex lampalgli puitilpted die
\ nvii’*it( vi! lo lease learieis isith (he
1 upturn Idlest ale 1 iiljiloins \ uuie
sup|M iser I lo 1st .11 I hen 1 Mil pit I jiei ijile
lion 1 I )h 11 ox 10u s sr l j i 11I.1I u.ilrol
males don 1 think 11 is then
I esponsihilm We all kilo's belle!
Ilappv '.lie sex 'seek \nd wilh this
(lieuof ad'He I will leu'e sou Hupps
hunting and teed \nui pels
Oops
One mole 1 lung 111 I ehi u.ii' we
failed lo giv e t red 11 where c ledil was
due I’aula Mathieu. a ie|Mirfei toi [~hf
C.httago tlamt. pulled together the
original slots on the "skull stidpiot."
wliiih we used in News and Notes
I hanks Paula
-| S Newton,
Editor on Fellowship. Eastern heiilnr k'
Long haul
Students at public unii’crsitics
take longer to earn diplomas
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Colleges hop on ‘Buy American’ bandwagon
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dl dttd intf.l!) rt ononiM V> if with Japan
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blamed on JapantM . < • nijx'fPion ■ <-■ r‘.rr>onr
f! I >111 fbc-Sldrn! Bush h thr f.ii t« <f \ V>< >! k f ! ‘.id;
1 v.\n r ' i• i'i iv dll d.t'd. « .
Mid M ; ' '.or: Mhf> JO •.I
flight. iiidrnn^ thru pun basing depart mrnts
in bus m *'d\ \nit !n ip. {M«*dih n
W Mil h;o ili Sf.iV I Hu- W r ■ . .!!!
unwritten |m *!it \ Ml purt luw an - \f* » vd ti»
In Vmrfm an made
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.ndris hn dep.it 11 unit fills r\rt\ vr.it .ti!' made
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mi 1 !p >n puiiijx'd run! hr \\a u an n - -is* «ni\
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It f iiii/f! N t« > !' )f ‘ oi | i > hristu vud Wide
v* our intrt!1 and ilinni is o. bu\
\tnri u an
While hr ’Sirs •,, \•:.ro >. h* -/ vud
f hr \' • Iu li: r o{ i»idr|s V. ales It imp* »s\d *:t ’■»
lUW'Mi^alr r\r:\ pin* base
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loirmosf. but it is J*nigh t*»dr.tl with lx■» aim f
flit mtrm.iti< muI mtr^iali<»n ta» n *s hr s.u<i
What hr. uiiicN tnisiiahnu ^ *hrn dir par***
id j wa ailed \ me in an ptodtu t air maiiu
tat nurd ".rjvjs hrist\viid If.
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most is torru;n inadr pftxjut t
But this dtK-Mi t hold ur !• *! u.r * * i! r - n
Where srhn les are . •turmcd M>l S'I.ms'
m i c'pt bids Inxn a huri^r. uampam
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Forrest Kelsey (above) says 90 percent of his
orders are filled with American products
Infill' I I ! r.m senior jmi, h.isri tor (hr I ■>1
H.m.jeh :■ ti:.-: min;
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I In \nirfk all 11 I >!i"i|iv nerds I hr be- >sl.
s.ild l)i irk Siiiidi ,i 11 r s h 111 a! I .H l hr I •-!
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theme is sci \ t<< ,i t t.ih l.iv, w n t
lli.ifulaH s that uiu\rhittrs make ,»k mam
« h.iscs (l! »m l !.lh hmHicsv* N as ; ■ osii-.f
{• »r rign < »f (if
I dines P.it kri , till < * ' ‘I "t put 1 •
l T.ti s till that ! fh* • ' -ic ■*. •<’ >
i -! i ''• h< ' » • ■ : • ! • • i .1: • : f
lluridOpmrnUif madruidun 1 fall
I’.tikrf vud although the* map*! its m( Ins
|>umKw s air duiir Hi t uh, dir pmduu* .ut
i> 1 if 11 }i»jrjgn I hi> imi ! d*4ic purptrvclv, hr
s.tid, hut in -Mimr taos hr has lrs% options
"Kvrf -muiik; a :!• *t* japanrs. * .lit u!.M< *!
1 h( !I • ,’i- ' ;' : 'll Palkrr ■■-in} \ nd
sou «ouldn f rsrn l»u\ a mils \tnrntan l\ «*»
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t)«>ln ir > h« i .itisc dir. i iid(? ngr n flu
! ights i»} (hr Lit lilts lit Nr i t"s
“II I h.nr t«i tell .in I n^ioh pintf -> ■ dia* lit
. .in t hu\ .i i oinputri tn.idr in Japan thru 1
think tint ;x . ,uuidf •
i basing agrnf. !u said
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vud umsriMfs rlfotis ?<•...>? du- \rnrih an
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Jins Vinrin m thrmr hi!! not po-sidf ,i
st»luti«>n. h< addrd
l ||H ri s 111 f s alt pat! of ,i puhh» if iafluMs
ai ; !m spul flit ri ■ *!i« >lh’» hr said ' Right tl« »Ss
slate a!i<I tf d* » ai g< 'in ti:nrfif ft r - — <fr t* r,.
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