OPINION
For the golf addict, even when it’s bad, it’s good
THE FINE
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BV DON PETERS
Growing up in Southern
California. thorn urn u few
th i ngs all v mi rig I mis
loarn to do
I'ho learn how to sav iCidr
with ]usl liio proper tone and
mllec tion
I hey learn how to bosh sort
the 'Wedge .It Newport
Anil they learn how to pl.iy
golf
1 golf Have lor years ! play
the sport simply lies ause I don't
have enough frustration in my
life.
As much us I'd like to he a
good golf player; nn skill level
(■.professionallv dost rtbed as
pathftit: j just isn't 'here i .tin
a lua ker. a duffer, a high .humfi
r ap. high-stress golfer
It doesn’t mutter I still love
the game
Nr-vvi oiners to the sport think
it's easy After all, the hall
doesn't move, ami theie are no
safety blitzes when you putt
lilt the hall With tile stir k Sim
pie, hull?
Mi light
Thr gol! swing de< rp
tivelv easy It's .1 m,liter of
bringing the club buck and re
turning it to the ev.u t unni'
spot t hen follow through
V.m w ii.i!,! think there wouM
be .1 Hmitesi number of mis
'lakes' ii person IXHliti make dur
mg ,e b.i i k s w i ng. and v«•..
would tie right At l.el i nine
there were 107 of them
M\ g. •; ! vu i ng h o, I I ell , ;
p ire,! to an old man fending n!f
■ i mugger with a iron Un
i i; i V i ’ . ! W Oil iilosoille! unies he
■ . 11, : i.si kihk.mv the h., ; :i
ihi tee r ither tfhuvtrvmg to hit
\ .shot tor fin'* or, the-f.ivrw.iv
Is. I ; ; o l : ■ , i I V ine
intervention
Teh \ ears el pi-ivnig tin
g.itr.e has left me with: several
I olleiiisiotls. One is lll.lt ! W ill
rev e: lie on tile l*( IA i. a : ; lie
other is tii.it all goil inurse ,!e
signers aie ev il
(loll course designers have
some intrmsu genetu defei !
vv i.,1 h makes thrill want to turn
average golfers into subbing in
I.lilts In past lives, the', plot.i
hly enjoyed the Inquisition
(.enghis hahn w , .Id Iim
m.nir hrii!.i! \vater ha/anis
Dun I gel me wrung Some ul
,'s ciiurso1! are InmuIi(ti!
r. uM's ul n.iture ami nvn• ui.ui
Iiu/unis There is v!ill .no heller
VVA\ !i> ''jX'lni lu.lt hunts 'HI a
umm S.iiurdiiy afternoon slum
iiuI .1 ;t)Ul
il■ .uri. : ,;ii Lit.' ii. mb.mu's
pan leer . i: 1 > i Ss i!1 r spr mi...;;;
i 1 i m-• la.rssas luiiikiTs ami
■ill elevated green him ll into
something irum l',n.ulisr Lost
II there is a hazard mi a gt)l 1
i nurse 1 will ill! it I spend
jniifi- hits. "iii tin- •- it: i than the
\ i • r age be.u It inruns. i log
it • :■ ill ill i; 1 u s III ssatiT 1 It .1,1;
it., st hall's 1 an iul a iieatili
lai .in1. ■ then l.Hint l.i a ‘l-iruij
li. -aii mi (hi- j.;r<-i :i. onls tu
s. r a rate gust i.l is ind drop the
mlu a s.-.ml It.iji
1 ii:- i' minuli s la!ft 1 '-s ill
V si. •• t ge. s ,i n ii i n\ i-; i .i a n d
swearing lining uj>. mv IS tool
tri[»li‘ in in.' putt
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si,ml ailii u lion 1 inlruduee.i
111', r i mill mat l- Nuian l" thf
game pisl si\ nimiliis ai;.; Al
!i • : : ill- ii all: ! k :As ,s 1 ! i
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