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‘College Funniest Videos’ coming
j National Lampoon creating
new television show tor video
spoofs created by students
By M>ng Rodrigues
,i : i- .uni ;Hv flunk no!
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\ ,:hl l in' ■ {’ill.'! iiiij ingenious skits iimi
p . ,,dw«i, [ini niliy mgl. a-mirjuiir nr slapstick
j f. you h.iMi .1 .'.funny bum*, lots of creative
rm:v ami (in mid lnlf-ri >.l in ptodm mg home
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. ' v ri* i orniiig .ip w ill: .i new show dial w ill
national l.-ii-v Islnil. n \ [in', u f r III V nil'll
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Mils iv ,>n irii rndildc opportunity fur tail-,
i s!.,, s ■ - r. '.*.:...m aspiring liliu makers. !;)
have |li, if i ham '" in llm spotlight," said Dus.
: a *. :::. ■ j, .. p . ml i imiiii■-In iv\ s plndlK
M " , ifr interested oimwav i r anoth
, r in llm him industry win llior its a ilri*,iin of
tming a movie star nr producing a 1 stin so this
ts ,1 gn.it i h.iiita in risih/i* th.it fantasv and
have liili lining it " Im said
\.i: 11ui.iI I ampin.li i> uitcri sled m seeing
original satires nr takeoffs id dramas Mil mnv,
, i\ v *.!n ,vs gairm as •, t.dk shows, 'tom
::mli rats nr anvlhifig il: lilr dial s liifmv llm
v i ti ns havi' li! iiiii irniu 10 -a i nnds !■ a min
tilt m Irnglh
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quality i*> suffering, il HVu really funny video.
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The prixitK cfs .if.* confident the now slum
vs s!! !»• .. success Her jus., of the t hallmgmg
r;*r;,i ;i !i be a quality video show with more
integrity than uh, is its kind Hastings
said
In additinn to the television exposuis , prizes
yy i: ill led • t; !’. \s erk totaling >10,000.
and a grand prize will be awarded at the end id
the season And tile grand prize, is a Sat).000
production budget to produce a video project
at l niyrrs.il Studios At the romplet ion of the
pro;ei t, th1' winner will also he given a Hoi!V
Natioiia! Lampoon originated as a inaga/lne
before the .compuny later brand -d out to
liir.e. prodat trig s.iu.h. r.lassii s \nini;il
House and the National'Lampoon i , ./.'ton v
ipiels that started t h.ny l .has.
Witii their new Aided spool slum they re Ii
naliy h;>-.ik mg i:.!■ hdeyision, and i.r: the last
three months, they A e hern protholing the
show on i ampttses all across the country 1 ins
i ampus is no difleruni
! ipes should he sent to National Lam
pi., in's \ ideo Spoofs. 1IX) Universal ( its l*la/.a.
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ih : : m..si ini hide S 1 if they yvant their tapes
returned All submissions for the first show
must he ii’i eived In I eh Jit l or further mfor
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OREGON HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES
Your high scluxd counselors will be on campus February 10, 1992 to talk with former
students about their university experience
Where: Ballroom, Erh Memorial Union
When: li)() p.m. until 3.i)0 pan.
Come share your insights about college life. I et vour former counselor know how they
could have better prepared you for vour transition to college.
SiV.'iv/s Intcrvira'ititf / ortner StUilrnt>
Amity
Barlow
Beaverton
Benson
Central
Churchill
Clackamas
Crescent Valiev
I orest Grove
I '.l.lJstoiU'
(ilcnitH.*
(. .rcsh.im
U'banon
Marshfield
M.i/anu
Mchav
Molalla
Molalla
Oregon City
Philomath
Pleasant 1 lill
Ke\ Putnam
Roseburg
N. aj'j>HN'
SilO
Seaside
South Umpqua
Sprague
St Helens
Sun River Prep
Tigard
Vemonia
Willamette
her on as the nanny lor Ins
i hddren
Throughout her imn in Ins
household, every thing she
iluii* it it ik> siispii :i is. Inil ilns
iml never jin ks up n ’In- id'
y nuts signs until after she h.ts
tltsi ovried the sit!ct docu
ments hidden in bis house
The audienr e is left with cl
sloppy spy story ubuut .t r.ither
incompetent Spy yy ho Is in
credibly lortunnte to he infil
trating the house a ,1 man who
hasn't got a clue
Those who .lie looking III! .1
roti’..mitt movie will probably
be disappointed Top-hilled
M h ie! Doug! s :• in tin- n.oy
to lo; may he -In minutes
In terms ol the romance, the
yv.ii seems to he an antagonist
to the tysu hiyers instead of a
tin nmg (mm! m yy orld history
The best thing about tins
film, without a doubt, is the
u-.,- ol lot atua:-- I-1lined exten
sively on loi abort in Berlin
and other parts ol l.ermany.
lb- him has -i re.dislii look
ihat could neyei he duplicated
on a sound stage
From the ram-drenched cob
blestone streets to the luxuri
ous houses ol the Nazi elite,
the film locks stunning But
it s ultimately a hollow movie
with neither an interesting plot
nor convincing characters
By Lucas J Gutman
Emerald Emerald Contributor