EDITORIAL Conservative group pushes views again The Oregon Citizen's Alliance is at i! again l.nn Mahon, head of the radically conservative group, recently came to Springfield to help begin pro ceedings for a May 1992 ballot initiative that would eliminate gay and lesbian rights ‘once and for all" from the town's anti-discriminatory statute. Should OCA have its way, the proposed initiative would incorporate a section forbidding government "promotion, encouragement, or facilitation of homo sexuality, pedophilia, sadism, and masochism." Notice the group s lumping together of homosexu ality with sexual behavior typically viewed .0 violent anti unact eptable. Nice ploy Mentioning it in the same breath as masochism should succeed in bending at least a few minds to view homosexuality in the same way OCA does: detestably abnormal. And that’s the trouble here. This latest stunt typi fies one of OCA's main objectives, which is to make sure every Oregonian, and ultimately world citizen no doubt, thinks as it does. The group punished last year's Republican guber natorial candidate and Oregon Attorney General Dave l'rohnmayer when he refused to modify his pro-choice '.tanee by introducing independent candidate Al Mob ley The tactic, revealed during one the candidates' de bates. pulled conservative votes from Frohnmayer, contributing to Barbara Roberts' win. OCA also successfully campaigned to overturn Gov Ned Goldschmidt's 1988 legislation prohibiting sexual-orientation discrimination in various parts of Oregon's government. And the group is now putting >1 ballot measure to gether for November 1992 that would formally classify homosexual behavior as abnormal. These folks obviously have a bone to pick — prob lem is, they’re forcing that bone down all our throats The most bothersome thing about OCA is its assurance that their way is the only way. Regardless of peoples’ stance on issues such as homosexuality and abortion, many don't appreciate the attempted conversion to OCA ideology. The group's militant conservatism does more harm than good. It defeats any possibility of compromise by botli creating distance and walls between involved par ties. OCA should ease its oppressive stance and allow others the right it so readily claims to their opinions and lifestyles. Put cars anywhere but the Bean courts It’s not the most glamorous place in the world to play basketball. Some of the nets hang in dirty tat tors from drooping, bent hoops. The asphalt surface, cov ered with faded lines and u scattering of gravel, is pit ted and cracked in places. But for basketball players of all abilities, the courts at 15th Avenue and Moss Street lire the best game in town. Because of construction to expand the parking lot across from Bean Complex, cars are temporarily parked underneath the baskets and on the free-throw lines. The amount of available playing space has var ied.Although two courts have been cleared and are now protected with sawhorses, the space at Bean is much smaller, it's clear the students have given them selves a raw deal: To gain a few parking spaces, they traded away a place where anyone with a ball and a pair of sneakers can get some exercise and fresh au tumn air. The Bean courts were the only place within walk ing distance of campus to play outdoor, full-court bas ketball -- the way it was meant to be played. The other courts around campus are either too small (a few halt courts) or too crowded and way too competitive (a few open gyms). Although this loss is temporary, it is sad the Uni versity community chose to forsake the recreational needs of students for the needs of a few cars, which could have been parked anywhere. Yes. parking is a vital student need, t ing dock vanquishes the last few nit Bean courts — all of them — will be s ( niversity should find someplace e ot DASOTS mW I III — Subliminal What I want to know is who chooses tin; political car toons for the ciiilorial page? Whoever it is has recently lost a sense of compassion 1 am appalled at the two car toons that ran Oc t 16 and Oct 17, deputing angry and hyster ical females Not only do I find the use of a Viking to represent the feminist movement revolt ing, but the full-chested, short skirted, sprawled, crawling Ic male bodies strewn across the floor are definitely an insult to my sexuality The text below that cartoon reads "Dammit Senator 1 be lieve we are in another of those i ycios " The subliminal mes sage implies that females are sub-human animals when they menstruate Tins connection with the Thomas/Hill trials disgustingly illustrates the complete lack of understanding of sexual harass ment and vvnmvn in general, within our political structure. The thing I am most upset about is that despite the out cries of angry African-Ameri cans in regard to the t artoon with Clarence Thomas in sheep's clothing, the editor has continued to print potentially harmful cartoons. They are no better than racist or sexist jokes The only purpose they sum; is to uphold the storno types they are based on (ioulil this bo a sad editorial ptov to gel an argument started on the editorial page’' Kerstv n Kobie Student Answers please B r a i n teasers: If Jon Wo!lander (ODE, Oi l 15) proves beyond a doubt that ho mosexuality is not a result of genetic heredity, can we as sume that 10 percent of the population will magically dis appear7 If Gertrude Stein is ret roactively rendered non-exis tent. will there he a "there” in Oakland and will .1 rose no longer bo a rose? Why have I never seen a mes sage in the Emcr,thi personals which reads "The pamphlet is handy/the speakers were great thanks lots for the lec ture/on halting date rape?" If the average life expei tancy of a dog is 10 to 15 years, why are so many of the dogs on 13th Avenue under six months old? 1! we gave money to their own ers, would they get bigger? It student enrollment is down and the campus has loss mon ey, win .ire we still building new parking structures II fraternity houses don't wish to In; associated with alco hol and partying, why do many of their members wear T-shirts that associate their house let ters with such savings as "A day without a buz/, is a dav that never was,” "Beer Bust 'til,” and so on? The tirst person to answer all seven questions without a) tie ing r ynicul, h) being conde scending, or c) causing some one else to write an angry reply can have my Cub Scout opti mism merit badge. You have until the end of the class peri od. Steve Close English Achtung Students beware! The Motor Nazis .ire out there! If you re ceive a parking ticket (city or University), pay it and keep your receipt! They may not keep your cita tions and payments on record You might go to jail ldid Natasha Brady Eugene * VftLL.'HlU AMCJTVlE^ fiMt f y£> l kt m. 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