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point Miilodv Of iourso this will take soli
ii irity and intensive lobbying with George
"Wh.it s.iv ye. brothers
I..in v Si loin/ Aug. H
"WOW""
■ I got the same idea wlien I woke up this
morning.
"Count on Mr""""
Half Walters — Aug. !!
"liven though their meetings have U rn
i unruled, we still need to decide if wr are
going to stage a coup or end run on the
Smocore appl We need to hear from Bruce,
ASAl’. if you think we can pull it off."
Ill in e Berg — Aug. 10.
"I'll vote with you. hut ONLY if one of
you can talk to George- and get him to
change liis mind, without that v\ e < ause dis
ruption and controversy and gain nothing
hut alienation
if one of you can contact me sometime
soon about whether or not you got to
George, I'll lie proud to vote with you.
"Great idea, we re just 1 short
Half Walters — Aug. Ik'.
"just met with George and he said ho
would rescind his support of Simx ore and
would switch to Melody Kelsayf
"It's my feeling that wo should nominate
her at the CC meeting and get it over with I
don't want our work session packed with
|»C people flanging to our every word and
making us future targets II wo do it at the
CC meeting, we’ll keep that dour (dosed.
"!! ain't over til the fat lady sings "
This nest transmission is a personal fa
vorite of mine In it. Walters compart s ho
mosexuality to pedophilia, incest and r.ijiu
Also interesting to many college aged peo
I lo would he Wallers morullv superior
knowledge that living together is on the
same level with raping your own child
Half Walters — Aug. 17.
"Kvrryune knows there are homosexuals,
hut it is not necessary for everyone to know
who is homosexual Homosexuals seem not
content unless they make poop In aware of
their sexual behavior. The church's position
is that all sexual relationships outside of
(heterosexual) marriages .ire immoral in
cluding adultery, pedophilia. Incctst. rape,
homosexuality, and plain old 'shacking up.
The church has not targeted homosnxuolit>.
but the militant gBV groups have targeted
the church.
For two hundred years the I SA has at -
i epted Christian morality as the moral foun
dation for our society even if many or even
.1 of tin* population were not true believ
ers.
1 believe that COD and the bihle will lie
re, a ted by six ioty and that the church will
be persei uted here in the I SA, to the de
light of many
Plan takes root
There are no more transmissions until
it.,- night of the vote when Berg, \\alters and
‘P.S. I wish Gayle would
quit spreading gossip in
Bishoffs column like some
stereotypical female. ’
Ratf Walters
Sch.in/., aided by Ceorge Woejik, carry out
the plan to dump Sin.u ore Actually coup is
the right word As we witnessed recently in
Russia, coups are often carried out by peo
ple who are endowed with the knowledge of
what is best for the ignorant masses. Be
cause of this ignorance, the coup plotters
must carry out their plans In secret so that
that the ignorant masses won't get in the
way of the moral minority.
Kilter Cuyle Decker Decker is author of
some of the funnier statements in tin: re
mainder of the F-mail. She is also the victim
! one of the most typii ally ignorant of Wai
te,-s' statements But first, she talks about us
ing the same kind of backdoor lactii s the
Olliers used, although she says she finds it
distasteful.
Cuyle Decker — Aug. 2 1
I can't think of a more obvious way to
underline my philosophical differences from
those of Kali and Larry than that, short of
having an nhnTTTnrv TtiPfo am kflrtif* ItmAs tr
whai I will do to make a point."
Weed killer
Don Bishoff now arrives on the seem
Bishoff first broke the E-mail story and sent
Walters and Sohnnz scurrying for cover.
Berg had since gone on vacation.
Gnvlo Decker — Aug. 21.
"Bishoff is doing .1 column on the M
day night screw-up (over7) and called in
fer an interview. I expect that we w 1 i 1.:
fried, but I think we deserve it. I agree u
vnu about the need to lower the HKC \ i .,
hility. M.ivhe Bill's idea of getting a politi
cally neutral youth project started with the
HKC will help, unless of course the perm.e
nentlv paranoid on the council see some
kind of gay and lesbian plot afoot
"When will people stop fearing .-every-,
thing they don't understand."
Kail Walters — Aug. T.t.
‘‘Esteemed follows of the burned by
Bischoff bake-off.
"Now that the line in the sand has been
drawn, why don't we find a pro-life candi
date thut will represent the aborted who
have no human rights at the present time!
‘‘Digging in. Half.
"P S. I wish Gayle would quit spreading
gossip in BischofPs column like some ster
eotypical female.”
Good advice
Bill Morrisette — Aug. 25
"And Lurry, if you really feel that conser
vative Christians are victims of persecution,
harassment or even misunderstanding, you
should bring it before the HKC and ask their
opinion and especially for their understand
ing — you might he pleasantly surprised In
the response you get.”
This entire affair has led me to develop
my own advice for us all: If you feel that
you are being persecuted, don't use your re
ligious or political beliefs 11s a scapegoat. It
could Ihi that people think you're just a jerk
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