TOP TEN REASONS to start outdoor cross-training.
10. You suddenly remember the last stream you saw was on a bottle of BEER.
9. Big fat guy at gym started wearing ZEBRA SKIN TIGHTS.
8. No HOT DOG vendors on trail.
7. Less likely to run Into people you owe MONEY to.
6. Few FOREST CREATURES have cellular phones.
5. Thumpers zany sense of HUMOR.
4. No BAUHAUS architecture In nature.
3. Deer Doo is smaller than DOG DOO.
2. After one hour on S1AIRCLIMBER you’re still on the same floor.
1. The new AIR MOWABB outdoor cross-training shoe from Nike.
The Air Mowabb Is an excellent (hoe for running on tails, riding mountain bikes,
climbing hills, lomplng streams « sprinting away tarn bears.
It also looks kind of cool. Especially when yen wear It with MO, All Conditions Gear.