Make effort to see college videos
From fine cinema
to ‘Animal House,’
here’s the top 10
By Lucas J butman
Emerald Contributor
As vou enter tile UniversiU s
hallowed halls, your heart and
mind are undoubtedly filled
with good intentions Yon
promise yourself to study hard
You aspire to make your time
here enriching. This is the year
that you pledge to pull th.it I 0
(d’A. You will he committed to
the rigors and rewards ol hard
work and perseverance
This will last about two
weeks.
When you reach the point at
which your greatest effort is put
forth to find something other
than school work to occupy
your time, we have provided a
list of movies which in some
way pertain to the college expe
rience thereby providing a
rationalization for watching
them If vou’re like me and
many of my friends, vou will
use your video membership
curd at least as often as your
student ID It's inevitable, so
why fight it? Welcome back to
school. Have fun watching the
videos.
10: Humburgvr ... I hr Motion
Picture Set in a place called
Hamburger University, where
young minds are molded into
patties, this is what will hap
pen if you don't cone entrate on
your studies at an institute of
higher learning featuring the
acting talents ol Nf l. great Du k
Butkus, from which most of the
laughs are derived.
(j: Rovtmge ol th<' Nereis A
fraternity movie for those who
hate frats You miiv like it even
if you love frals It's a great
c ampus fantasy movie wherein
As far as escapism from the ivory lowers goes, what could be more
appropriate than a video about campus life?
(ho aforementioned nerds got
tho gorgeous womon atui re
vonge on (hr I into ful jocks
it I’itpvr ('huso So you
think you have a tough m hod
uIn' This group of aspiring law
vers even show up to their dis
cussion groups and have a hard
time getting through school A
great showcase of acting talent,
particularly from John Hous
man .is Professor Kings fluid He
almost makes one want to he
come an attorney But, thank
fully, not quite.
7: Sorority Bubcs in tho
.Slimrluill Dtiwl-O h'.ini.i
T&A comedy/horror movie lee
luring some unusual initiation
riles and ultrm live women who
look like they graduated ( ollege
five years ago. They learn up
with some campus mill asts to
defeat demons in a howling al
lev. Tilts one lives down to ex
pollutions
fi Tin' Nutty fVo/essor
This is the only )err\ Lewis
movie, besides I hr King ol
Comifiv. that is ,1 must see It s
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